Should I give him away? Or leave him in the street?

Once I saw my cat
He was p***** in my hat
Should I give him away? Or leave him in the street?

Once I saw my cat
He was peeing in my flat
Should I give him away? Or leave him in the street?

Once I saw my cat
He was eating my garbage can
Should I put him there?

Once I saw my cat
He was chewing my computer cables
and they broke and I was without internet
Should I strangle him with the cord?

Once I saw my cat
He was leaking his ****
and running around the house
and destroying everything
and running around his tail.......


Aaaawwwwwww.....

Should I give him away? Or leave him in the street?


Huuuuuummmm... in one hand he is stupid. In the other, he is cute. So what should I do with him?

Huuumm... what a puzzle... :eek:

:p


Geeeeez... I'm really bed with poems.... :D

Well.. If you're aware of your incoherent nature and ways, you've seen to it that the cat will survive on its own. If not (which seems self-explanatory), you will take care of it.

If you failed the two above, get strangled. As a human, it is your duty to descend to the animal’s level since you forcefully molded its surroundings to 50square meter flats and such.

TS TS hates his cat

flatulent human, a spoiled brat

i hate cats. they are disgusting animals who think their shit don't stink

Ah, I once had a dog like that. A toy poodle named Spike. He was a hateful little bastard. To remedy your situation might I recommend stuffing him in the dryer for 5 seconds. :)

But seriously, if he truly hates you go ahead and do it. If all he is doing is wetting everywhere, chewing cords, and eating trash, litter train him, hide the cords, and get a kitty proof trash can.

How old is this cat? If he is older, he might have a weak bladder. If he is fairly young he might have problems that should be checked by a vet. Have you ever tried to litter train him? If many attempts have failed he might be destined to be an outside cat. You shouldn't leave him for doing things cats just do. Try looking for cat training tips on www.google.com

Well, my cat is smart and cute.

People are smarter than most other animals so you first have to overcome that fact if you want to have any pet, and accept it and be responsible for it.

If you think it is cute, then you must like it somewhat.

On the other hand if you do not like it because you think it is stupid, then I would suggest you first ask around to your friends - or anyone - if they would like to have a "cute" cat.

You should not just leave him in the streets. This would be inhumane. He would then have to rely on his own resources to survive, and the chances are that he wouldn't.

You could also turn him over to the humane society, but then again remember that there is a good chance that no one will adopt him and then he would be put to sleep.

Ask your friends, post notices around the neighborhood, or maybe even put an add in a local newspaper: "nice cute cat free to good home."

I must disagree with you there. Lets face it, alot of people are pretty stupid. In fact I bet you $50 my dog, Emma is smarter than at least half of the people who have posted on this thread as of now.

Why is this still not in the cesspool? :bugeye:

:eek:

What makes it Cesspool worthy: the whole poodle in the dryer thing, or the fact that your poetry sucks? ;)

Just so you know I would NEVER stuff Emma in the dryer. ONLY Spike was that disliked. I love Emma. :D

This thread is not worthy of the Free Thoughts section. The poem is stupid, the replies are disgraceful and the subject is ridiculous. Who was the moron who started this thread? :bugeye:

i expect to have a smart and cute dog. but i do not have enough money to get one. :(

I must disagree with you there. Lets face it, alot of people are pretty stupid. In fact I bet you $50 my dog, Emma is smarter than at least half of the people who have posted on this thread as of now.No doubt on that point!

But I think dogs are smarter than cats. A big difference is that cats seem to have a mind of their own: finicky, stuck-up, or snobbish maybe. On the other hands, dogs love to be around people and give you unconditional love - unless they are abused. They are easy to train and anxious to obey, so as to be obedient towards their bestfriend "master-owner."

But cats are cool too. Dumb, evil-minded, destuctive, harmful, psycologically warped people suck.

That is an exact description of how Spike was. Emma, on the other hand is perfect in every single way except for the destructive part :D. Even her poops are perfect ;).

P.S. That little winking thing at the end of my last sentence was Emma. She winks at people. I don't know why. :)

My pet dolphin is smarter than any of your dogs or cats.

Can your dolphin wink?

i expect to have a smart and cute dog. but i do not have enough money to get one. :(
Dogs are less expensive to maintain then wives.
I never really cared about money... and then I got married.

But wives are more romantic then dogs. You can't really have a romantic dinner with a dog, can you? So wives are worth the money spent.

So don't say you don't have enough money to buy a dog. You can always adopt one. And they are less expensive to keep then wives. You just need to buy the dog some food and some vet services. Wifes, on the other hand, need food, clothes, doctors, clothes, appliances, clothes.....

Of course nothing is as bad as a mother-in-law........

But anyways....


PS: Of course I'm just joking.

Yaba Daba! :m:

But cats are cool too. Dumb, evil-minded, destuctive, harmful, psycologically warped people suck.
When my wife used to get drunk she would talk with the cat and tell him he is an alien.

Yes, sometimes they seem like aliens.... :m:

Can your dolphin wink?
MY flying pink dolphin from the wonderful candyland rainbow city is in exile in my closet and can actually wink.........

On another note. My cat thinks he is a dog. He is always waiting for me when I come home. He licks me all the time. He begs for food. He even rolls and stuff. I think he needs a psychologist. Wow... nice... a psychologist for my cat... now I feel like a socialite....

Yaba Daba! :m:

Would a wife do that?

On another note. My cat thinks he is a dog. He is always waiting for me when I come home. He licks me all the time. He begs for food. He even rolls and stuff. I think he needs a psychologist. Wow... nice... a psychologist for my cat... now I feel like a socialite....

Yaba Daba! :m:
I taught my cat to shake hands (paws) on command. Now, if I could just get her to fetch...

Would a wife do that?
Do what?

But wives are more romantic then dogs. You can't really have a romantic dinner with a dog, can you? So wives are worth the money spent.My dog brought me flowers once that he dug out of the yard! How romantic of her. I think we're in love.

I always wake up to Emma in the morning. She likes to sit on the lower part of my back when I sleep, so when I wake up I can't move because she is always there pinning me down.

;)
That was Emma winking at you.

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

We luv pets.... :m:

So does that mean that you are keeping the cat?

Yes, I'm going to keep my cat. :)

And I'm going to cook him for dinner on Christmas eve...

Yaba Daba! :m:

I must send a picture of him before his unfortunate "accident".....

I always wake up to Emma in the morning. She likes to sit on the lower part of my back when I sleep, so when I wake up I can't move because she is always there pinning me down.My little sweetheart does the same thing. If I sleep on my side and fold my legs, she'll wedge herself in between. Then if I have to get at night, she'll get up too, but lie right back down next to me.

I bet she'll bring me chocolates and probably a bottle of wine next.

Emma and I like to play hacky sack together. I first discovered her unique talent when she broke into my bedroom and stole it. In English class I wrote a mystery story about her doing that.

Is that your girlfriend? :confused:

Gross! In case you didn't know hacky sack is a game traditionally played by dirty hippies with a knit beanbag-like ball inwhich you are supposed to keep the ball off the ground without touching it with your hands.

It was sitting on the floor, I was in the living room reading, she somehow pushed my bedroom door open and stole it while I was away.

She *IS NOT* my girlfriend! (But I can see how you would think that) I considered changing that last post before I posted it but I got sick of typing and decided to just post it anyway.

Sounds like a fun game. Maybe she was hoping you would play it with her?

We do, it's her favorite game. :)

Sometimes I think Kodi's favorite game is just to gnaw a little - not bite! -on my leg.