View Full Version : Muslims attack the Easter Bunny


S.A.M.
02-02-08, 09:35 PM
In a savage act that shows the unholy depths of Islamic terrorism, the Easter Bunny was attacked today by al-Qaeda.

http://www.bonilogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dead%20Bunny.JPG

Mohammed al Zawahari, chief of the al Qaeda unit in the US claimed that Allah told him to do it.

/Those savages, even fluffy bunnies are not safe from them. :mad:

Challenger78
02-02-08, 09:36 PM
Now this is taking it too far. what did the cute bunny do to anyone ? and no, he "did not hate our freedom"...

draqon
02-02-08, 09:37 PM
I question sanity of the conveyed desire of this "truth" bestowed upon deceased heretics' thoughts ...

What proof is there of such occurance having any relevance to Al Quida units?

S.A.M.
02-02-08, 09:37 PM
He was probably a Christian Rabbit who refused to accept the sharia law.

invert_nexus
02-02-08, 09:40 PM
Funny, yeah.
But didn't the Iraqis eat the liver of a still living rabbit in the handover ceremony of whichever province it was? The same ceremony where they performed kung fu and bit the legs off of live frogs?

invert_nexus
02-02-08, 09:41 PM
Anyway, this is clearly a robbery, not a murder.
Note that the eggs are all empty.

S.A.M.
02-02-08, 09:42 PM
I hear the Dutch swallow live fish for fun. Guess they probably eat their babies too.

draqon
02-02-08, 09:42 PM
what's more S.A.M is that this "grass" in picture has relevance, high relevance if I shall speak, to that in North America and Europe...not Middle East

invert_nexus
02-02-08, 09:43 PM
Guess they probably eat their babies too.

That would be the Chinese.

Orleander
02-02-08, 09:44 PM
are we sure he didn't die in a suicide attack? I think all the dead will have been killed by jellybean shrapnel

S.A.M.
02-02-08, 09:46 PM
Anyway, this is clearly a robbery, not a murder.
Note that the eggs are all empty.


Fortunately Carlos Mencia, 48, a Hispanic orange picker, who was also an eye witness, saw the whole episode. He also ate the eggs, since minimum wage sucks.

al Zawahari blew himself up after his confession,forcing the authorities to collect the story in bits and pieces.

News reports hinted that the bunny is in critical care; miraculously he survived after he asked baby Jesus for help, who sacrificed himself instead.

Habeus corpus could not be established but it can be sidestepped these days so no one really cares what the truth is.

draqon
02-02-08, 09:46 PM
This comes from site: http://www.bonilogue.com/2007/04/06/the-spring-bunny/

S.A.M.
02-02-08, 09:50 PM
This comes from site: http://www.bonilogue.com/2007/04/06/the-spring-bunny/

Obvious Islamic cover up. AKA hijab.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Dog_Hijab.jpg

Note the suspicious bundle

draqon
02-02-08, 09:52 PM
sarcasm is noted, dear queen

Crunchy Cat
02-02-08, 10:36 PM
In a savage act that shows the unholy depths of Islamic terrorism, the Easter Bunny was attacked today by al-Qaeda.

http://www.bonilogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dead%20Bunny.JPG

Mohammed al Zawahari, chief of the al Qaeda unit in the US claimed that Allah told him to do it.

/Those savages, even fluffy bunnies are not safe from them. :mad:

Oooh, can I plagairize this one Sam?

S.A.M.
02-02-08, 10:40 PM
Sure, or you can use the ones the US comes up with everyday. :shrug:

Crunchy Cat
02-02-08, 10:42 PM
The worlds out to get Islam didn't you know? Ballalalalallalalalal *kablooie*

draqon
02-02-08, 10:43 PM
The worlds out to get Islam didn't you know? Ballalalalallalalalal *kablooie*

this "world" of yours is West. The other world has no such desires.

Crunchy Cat
02-02-08, 10:47 PM
Correction, it's not the West... it's just evil Amerikkka.

draqon
02-02-08, 10:49 PM
Correction, it's not the West... it's just evil Amerikkka.

and evil is of course to its beholder, the one perceiving their own truth and creating lies ahead.

Challenger78
02-02-08, 10:50 PM
Hey, Aussies and Poms feel left out you know.

Crunchy Cat
02-02-08, 10:50 PM
Sure why not.