Mr. Hamtastic is God!!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Arrole, Oct 27, 2008.

  1. Arrole Registered Member

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    I finally see the truth after my decade long search for God.
    I found him yesterday, it was a real eyeopener.
    I want everyone to know that the amicle fellow with the alias "Mr. Hamtastic" is in reality the almighty God!
    Prostrate yourself before him and he might be mecriful upon your soul!

    All pray to him now

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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Sheesh what some people will not do for attention!

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  5. Arrole Registered Member

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    What do you mean oh little one?
    He is the one and only true God. Pray to him!
    May he be merciful on your soul.
     
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  7. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Finally, the seekers come. Behold my greatness.

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  8. Arrole Registered Member

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    :worship:

    What can I do for you today, Oh Great One?
     
  9. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Properly spreading the gospel of hamtasticism should be enough...
     
  10. Arrole Registered Member

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  11. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Nine Inch Nails shall be the chosen band, and with the help of Type O Negative my hymnal shall be written.
     
  12. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    There will be compulsory public orgies among the faithful, as well as potential converts, every tuesday at noon, please arrive nude and blindfolded, and provide your own lubrication.
     
  13. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Children will be raised by the elderly until they are old enough to think for themselves, then they shall be raised free range in the wild.
     
  14. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Marriage is allowed between anyone and anything.
     
  15. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    All wars will be fought with water guns filled with vinegar.
     
  16. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Mathematics is considered a holy science, and will only be studied by overweight, bald men of the leather.
     
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Arrole.
    Most blatant sockpuppet ever!
     
  18. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Can I be your "son"?
    What kind of powers does the divine son of Hamtastic get? Can I turn water to wine? Can I heal people? Resurrection? Magic missile?
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Cool...I want to be your "Holy Ghost" so I can sneak in to the Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleader's locker-room with out them seeing me.

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  20. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    done and done!

    Son-9th level magic missile, fireball, earth to mud, lightning strike, ethereal form, invulnerability

    Spirit-Ethereal form, imbue, possess, invisability, grass into marijuana

    how's that?
     
  21. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Arrole? Not my sock, verify with a mod if you like. Just an adoring worshipper recently come to his senses.
     
  22. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Can I be a televangelist?
     
  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    A crooked televangelist.

    As a part of a trinity..can I use my powers for personal gain?

    wait...I'm getting an idea.

    We'll put scott on tv and he'll herd in the masses...I'll show up..do some hocus pocus...and then tell 'em god Ham needs cash...and we'll be sleeping in piles of dead presidents!
     
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