Here's one that I hate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEiLI5teuIQ


Very dark...sidZz if you know what I mean.

the police - don't stand so close

young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy
she wants him, so badly, knows what she wants to be
inside him, there's no room, this girl's an open page
bookmark in, she's so close now, this girl is half his age
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
her friends are, so jealous, you know how bad girls get
sometimes it's not so easy, to be the teacher's pet
temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
loose talk in, the classroom, to hurt they try and try
strong words in, the staffroom, the accusations fly
it's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
just like the, old man in, that book by nabakov
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me
don't stand, don't stand so
don't stand so close to me

White Snake - Slide It In

You talk too much,
Never saying what's on your mind,
It's written on your face,
An' in the words you hide behind
I know what you want,
I can see what you're looking for,
I know what you want from me,
An' I'm gonna give you more
I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby...
Sometimes you seem
Just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play
Make it so easy to see
You're looking for love,
Tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...
You talk too much,
Always treating me so unkind,
I know what I've got to do,
To get me some peace of mind
I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby...

Don't stand so close to me, I don't want to slide it in!

Don't stand so close to me, I don't want to slide it in!

You're not a sockpuppet R u?

That's another weird thing you've picked up on, I posted someting else in another thread and ya put it into a sentence that was like completely logical, this is creepin me out!

You're not a sockpuppet R u?

You are having conversations and arguments with yourself now?

Gunther - Tra la la.


SCARY!

old pervert by robyn hitchcock:
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I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I won't do you no harm, I just want to show you what's in my fridge

So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge?

Well, they say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink

They say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink

But cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?

And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink

So come on baby

I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door

So come on baby let me and I'll show you how I let you score

Yeah baby

And I could show you one or two clean things right there in my sink

`
Bloodrock's D.O.A., circa 1970

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFGNMQeoo4Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFGNMQeoo4Q)
(Gotta love the siren sound effect...)

Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back...

I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
The girl I knew has such a distant stare...

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Then, I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me...

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die...

I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

:D

I was surfing a "sounds.mp3.punk" binary collection once, and noticed someone posted a G.G. Allin CD. I kept hearing the name over the years, but had never actually listened to his stuff.

I decided to download it just to see what he was about......all I can say is .....uh OK

At any rate, I'm adding G G Allin's name to this thread for having some of the most fucked up songs.

I would have put Deicide on the list too (for the lyrics being legitimately satanic, and the lead singer having an inverted cross branded into his forehead), but fortunately I can't really understand what the lead singer is actually saying in any of his songs. Everything sounds like "ROOO ROO ROO ----BUDDADDAA BUDDADDAA ---- ROO ROO ROOO ROOO ROOO" ........and the backup singer's vocals kinda reminds me of Cobra Commander from the GI Joe cartoons.

Oh....and can't forget about these guys......although they are more artsy avantgarde/interesting than "fucked up"

Discord aggregate
http://www.discord-aggregate.com/non-opera/

Ok I know some of you are gonna hate me now but.......

I hate songs by the DOORS
All that rambling drives me nuts!!

Most fucked up songs of all time

Most POP culture songs I really don't care for along with RAP crap.

Here's one that I hate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEiLI5teuIQ


Very dark...sidZz if you know what I mean.

I made it a whole 41 seconds...cause I am soooo tough!!!

Err...one of the worse....

So tell me what you want
what you really really want cause

if you want to be my lover
you got to get with my friends...


I can't go on...my head....
:fright:

As soon as I hear Freebird, I change the station. I hate that lame long ass song.

Ok I know some of you are gonna hate me now but.......

I hate songs by the DOORS
All that rambling drives me nuts!!


the doors drive me nuts aswell, and INXS they were awful!

oh oh i nearly forgot, the red hot chilli peppers are drivvel

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
I never worry, now that is a lie

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away


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under the bridge: red hot chilli peppers

Most things by the Velvet Underground are pretty messed up.

R.E.M "Shiny, Happy People"

Makes me wanna take a baseball bat to someone.

Most of the songs by King Missile

Jesus Was Way Cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqaJZH-04)

Fucked up as in strange and funny.

If you mean fucked up as in the worst song ever made, I'd have to say Pass That Dutch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1F_5-8xcF8), and 90% of what's on the radio these days.

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.
Oooooh
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)
Cheekycheekycheeky
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.
Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life
Cheeky cheeky
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
Cheeky-cheeky

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4)




Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk)

Detachable Penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins:
"detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

Yeah that one's definately in the top 10. Most of King Missile's songs are more than strange, just the titles even:

The Boy Made Out of Bone China
The Little Sandwich That Got A Guilt Complex Because He Was The Sole Survivor Of A Horrible Bus Crash
The Adventures of Planky the Plucky Plankton
The Boy Who Ate Lasagna And Could Jump Over A Church

And of course, The Miracle of Childbirth...

macarthur's park

What about "Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters"? Sure King Missile is strange, but it's not that f-ed up.