Enough of this very primitive heterosexual bullshit.

Just trying to counter the really bogus male-centric talk here.

Who's the most beautiful male on Earth???

Is it even a human male???

Have fun NOT answering me, kiddies. Thanks! ;)

Me.

La dee da... Keep trying, now, kid. :D

My boyfriend

My boyfriend

Oh??? Is that so??? Pictures to prove it???

Oh??? Is that so??? Pictures to prove it???

lol, what and have you lusty gals and guys drooling all over your keyboards, nahhhhh, I can describe him tho' , he's 6ft, athletic build, lightly tanned, huge blue eyes, dark hair, luscious lips,cute firm butt, firm thighs, huge B=========D :D

(I may put a pic up in pics thread next to mine, if he doesn't mind!)

Meanwhile beauty is in eyes of beholder so one can't prove it even with a pic, but when my friends who haven't met him yet see pics, their jaws drop. He is delicious..and I'm biased of course. But this is my true opinion and that's what you asked for yes?

Oh??? Is that so??? Pictures to prove it???

Interesting you accepted Muslims declaration that he himself is most beautiful man on planet, are we to assume you agree with him? You think Muslim is most beautiful male?

Tula?

George Bush.

Old man on Viagra?

you would be an expert on men wouldnt you muslim

I nominate Muslim, the one on the left in the red shirt (drinking the BACARDI BREEZER (not orange juice) )


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/path2/drinkin.jpg

Old man on Viagra?

That's your opinion of the most beautiful male on earth??

OH! Well there's this adorable boy at my school, but I don't have a picture of him....
I think Richard Geer is hot, also Bono...

OH! Well there's this adorable boy at my school, but I don't have a picture of him....
I think Richard Geer is hot, also Bono...

I don't think he's adorable. In fact, I think he's repulsive.

JUST KIDDING HONEY!!! ;)

I'll take your word for it. I'm sure it's just great!

As for Richard Geer and Bono, well... umm.... maybe next time... umm... c'est la vie???

Of course this thread should be at the very top of the Art & Culture category, and I intend to keep it that way. So let's talk! :cool:

I nominate Muslim, the one on the left in the red shirt (drinking the BACARDI BREEZER (not orange juice) )

That guy looks like a complete faggot. And he's drinking alcohol, which is not at all the muslim thing to do.

Try again. :mad:

That guy looks like a complete faggot. And he's drinking alcohol, which is not at all the muslim thing to do.

Try again. :mad:

I was being sarcastic you dumbass

That guy looks like a complete faggot. And he's drinking alcohol, which is not at all the muslim thing to do.

Try again. :mad:

First of all, Bacardi Breezer is hardly considered alcohol.

Second, they are delicious. Like juiceboxes for young adults.

Question is: who cares?

Answer is: No one.

Question is: who cares?

I care! Daniel Radcliffe is cute too. We have the same birthday. :D

Chris Corner from Sneaker Pimps, obviously...

(How would I know, I'm just a crazy old homosexualist...)

Question is: who cares?

Don't play stupid, this is how you figure out who the girls are on the forums! EEEEEveryone cares ;)


We've established this before. Avatar's the hottest.

Chris Corner...I'll have to look him up...

The answer to this question is so laughably clear that I would currently be laughing out loud if it weren't for this pesky tumor growing out of my neck.

The sexiest male on Earth is obviously Rosie O'Donnell!

She's not manly. I like her.

Anyway, isnt it 'handsome' in reference to male?

She's not manly. I like her.

Have you seen her lately? ;)

Chris Corner...I'll have to look him up...


I'm not sure he'd be your type... I'm afraid he was something of a joke. He in fact epitomises the opposite of mail beauty, if you take my point; feminine features, skinny, pale, cold dead eyes and lank greasy black hair. However, are you an emo kid? Then, I fear, you'll be in heaven...

http://technisco.cz/data/file/2449.jpg

Daniel Radcliffe is cute too.

Heeey, I look a lot like Harry Potter, when my hair's grown out. Even got 'specs.

I aprove of this thread, although it has been ruined so far
I shall bring it to life

http://www.waposdecine.com/fondos/ralphfiennes1.jpg

Answer is: No one.
the statue of david is what i would consider perfection in a male

The answer is obvious- sargentlard. Who could resist those luscious man-boobs?

The answer is obvious- sargentlard. Who could resist those luscious man-boobs?


Eventually all give in to the jiggle.

Don't know what to say. Quite a few pathetic posts in this thread.

BLAH.

I aprove of this thread, although it has been ruined so far
I shall bring it to life



You are correct. Ruined by idiocy. Whose idiocy? Well.... :confused: ;)

Anyway, isnt it 'handsome' in reference to male?

No. No it's not.

Too many to mention; how bout Ashton Kutcher as a nominee?

i vote for Shamu the killer whale at seaworld.

My boyfriend, as I said THE most beautiful man on the Earth

http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jpg4dy.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garysept051gp.jpg

My boyfriend, as I said THE most beautiful man on the Earth

Such a pretty boy! He's perfect for you, that blank stare appears to reveal an over-abundance of gray matter behind those baby blues. I'm sure you'll both get along swimmingly. :D

This may be a cliche but Johnny Depp. Matthew Mcchaugnohey(i have no clue how to acutally spell is name) is pretty good looking too. And if he were still alive: JAMES DEAN.

There are more but, I can't think of any now.

James Dean is pretty hot, I agree.

After Myself. Cristiano Ronaldo. A show-pony, but nevertheless a great player.

first of all theoryofrelativity you havent met me yet, so whatever... :-D

http://de.fishki.net/pics9/podbor85_23.jpg

Ladies, Mel 4 u. :cool:

there's no competion, it's Ralph Fiennes


end of thread

My boyfriend, as I said THE most beautiful man on the Earth

http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jpg4dy.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garysept051gp.jpg

he looks like the bartender at a gay bar.

he looks like the bartender at a gay bar.

haha he is a pretty boy :)

haha he is a pretty boy :)

i don't know if that's something that i would advertise, however i guess some women go for that. you, apparently being one of them. our marriage could never have worked.

Nah, you're a pretty boy too, can't hide that pretty face under those tatoo's.

Meanwhile I have written some thoughts about god you may like to rip apart in religion forum :) Be gentle (in this scenario)

i make no promises, but i'll try not to draw any blood. <3

i make no promises, but i'll try not to draw any blood. <3

kinky, I like it

ToR..he's a (lucky) kid.

ToR..he's a (lucky) kid.

Thanks

so am I aside from the kid bit :)

hmm... for natural unspoiled male beauty, I can't go past my boy :)
http://home.teegee.com.au/byrnes/Pete/forumImages/Hideaway2.JPG

If it's semi-erotic adult male beauty you're after, then there are so many different types and preferences that it's tricky to know where to begin.
Here's one of the more obscure contenders (not my personal pick, I just want to be obscure today!): Ryuhei Matsuda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0559430/), the (anti?) hero of Nagisa Oshima's Gohatto (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0213682/) (English title Taboo).
http://hgw.kichigai.info/gallery/caps/gohatto/hgohatto3.jpg
The (fictional) film addresses homosexuality among Samurais. Matsuda played a young samurai whose "ethereal beauty spreads like a plague, infecting a whole company of iron hard men in the process." (from IMDB user comments)
Nagisa Oshima is an interesting director - his style is a bit like a combination of Stanley Kubrick and David Lynch.

That samurai looks like an Asian version of Paul Rubens, aka Pee-wee Herman.

- N

my vote goes to leonard nemoy

Marty Feldman, hands down.

He was teh HAWT.

http://de.fishki.net/pics9/fotoo.jpg

Dragon, I was gonna give up on this thread as it seems hardly anyone was being serious...wow, love that post...i think i'll try to top it tho lol

First place:
http://www.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/sustephenhawking.jpg


Second place:
http://classicalcdexchange.co.uk/images/7922.jpg


Third place:
http://www.greatdreams.com/cats/tiger1.jpg

i just cant find japanese men attractive, for some reason.... i think they're kind of androgenous
i like manly men with beard and chest hair and all that

Johhny Depp, hands down.

If your only criteria is physical beauty, this is the most physically perfect man I have ever seen; he is an Indian actor, Hrithik Roshan. He is tall, charming and a wonderful dancer. Incredibly he really is as beautiful as he looks in his pictures.

Hrithik-1 (http://www.desiconnection.com/Bollywood_New/photo_gallary/Male/hrithik17.jpg)

Hrithik-2 (http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/actors/hrithik_roshan/hrithik_roshan_images/hrithik_roshan_03.jpg)

Hrithik-3 (http://www.kareina.info/Webadmin/imagegallery/images/94-hrithik8.jpg)

If sheer force of personality turns you on, check out the Big B

Amitabh Bachchan - an icon in India

Amit (http://www.wallpaperspecial.com/wallpapers/bollywood/Actors/Amitabh/amitab17.jpg)

that 3rd picture was pure hotness
men should never dance though. never.

allow me to add this piece of italian goodness to the thread
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/kentahome.jpg
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta004.jpg
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta006.jpg

Another icon - Shahrukh Khan

His ugly nose grows on you :)

SRK (http://www.moviegupshup.net/data/media/22/shahrukh7_10x7.jpg)

that 3rd picture was pure hotness
men should never dance though. never.

allow me to add this piece of italian goodness to the thread
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/kentahome.jpg
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta004.jpg
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta006.jpg

Aah my dear he is 100% Indian; I used to see him jogging on the beach in the mornings, total droool stuff
let me just say that even guys get turned on when he dances, he has the smoothest movements, very mesmerising. Most of us wish he would go on and on and on.....

that 3rd picture was pure hotness
I think he looks like Rico Suave in the third picture.
:p

You said you like "manly men", right?
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta006.jpg
Is this what you define as a "manly man"?
Or do you consider him an exception?
Because he is the epitome of what I would call a pretty boy poser.
I see nothing "manly" about him.

More Hrithik goodies for you to drool over... :D

Hrithik-4 (http://hrithikroshan.tripod.com/post1.jpg)

Hrithik-5 (http://www.apunkachoice.com/upload/actors/actgal3739.jpg)

He has the most perfect body!

there are not many pictures of him in his normal state
he is a model, and it seems that models necessarily must appear to be faggots so they can sell anything these days

I think he looks like Rico Suave in the third picture.
:p

You said you like "manly men", right?

Is this what you define as a "manly man"?
Or do you consider him an exception?
Because he is the epitome of what I would call a pretty boy poser.
I see nothing "manly" about him.

I don't care ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/films/bollywood/2004/08/pop_up_hrithik_lahore_students.shtml

Here is a "normal" picture

here, thick beard, firm jaw, abundant chest hair etc etc...
http://malemodels.altervista.org/mikaelkenta/photos/kenta001.jpg

there are not many pictures of him in his normal state
he is a model, and it seems that models necessarily must appear to be faggots so they can sell anything these days

Actually he is an actor and most "faggots" I know look the exact anti-thesis of him, brawny "manly" types

some other favourites

Gerard Butler
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8157/55780083a12002bta7hv.jpg

Russel Crowe (my boyfriend kind of looks like him
http://membres.lycos.fr/nic3345/images/Zed_Stars-Hommes_00093.jpg

Raoul Bova
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c142/saoriathena/raoulbova2.jpg

I agree that Ralpf Fiennes is manly.

Liam Neeson is also manly (and attractive):
http://mesapollons.free.fr/Images/mnop/Neeson/ln16.jpg

Muhaha, where do I start?
I differ from Varda, I think Japanese men are gorgeous(though I admit they can be rather androgenous). Anyway here would be my top most beautiful males:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/Gackt20-20Goth20Punk.jpg
Gackt
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/1125054015758.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/TakeshiKaneshiro76.jpg Can't remember/don't know the names for the last two.

More to follow (couldn't put them all in one)

And the rest:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/imagesgtuil.jpg
Oded Fehr
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/Adrian_Brody_1.jpg
Adrien Brody
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/ghj.jpg
Johnny Depp

I think Japanese men are gorgeous(though I admit they can be rather androgenous).
And crossing the line between androgynous and feminine...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/1125054015758.jpg
[IMG]

this is a man?

Maybe I'm a lesbian/bi, and I don't know it :D

this is a man?
Exactly!
He looks like a 12-year-old girl.

liam neeson has it all
it can be just about looks i think... and he is incredibly charming and elegant

liam neeson has it all
it can be just about looks i think... and he is incredibly charming and elegant
I agree.
But he still falls short of Johnny Depp (though, I fully admit he is about as androgynous as grown men come).

oh, Oded Fehr is most deffinitely on my list

here is an attractive japanese man
http://www.crankycritic.com/archive03/posters/lastsamurai4.jpg

johnny depp is plain awesome
there is not one movie with him in it that i dont think is great
also, he plays guitar

johnny depp is plain awesome
there is not one movie with him in it that i dont think is great
also, he plays guitar
Not exactly "manly" though, is he? :p

I think Johnny Depp just may be the only man I would "switch sides" for.

how could I forget?
Christian Bale
http://www.hokutonoken.it/cinema/bale.jpg

I agree.
But he still falls short of Johnny Depp (though, I fully admit he is about as androgynous as grown men come).

He has the most amazing eyes

Depp (http://www.specialtygiftsandmore.net/Johnny_Depp.jpg)

not a very clear picture, I'm afraid

yeah... i wouldnt normaly classify him with the other men i posted, which clearly follow a pattern

Johnny Depp indeed owns. This is my fave pic of him:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/Johnny_pic_03.jpg
And I had totally forgotten about another man; Harrison Ford:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/harrisonfordbladerunner.jpg

yummy!

I like both of them!!

1: Val Kilmer
2:Gerard Butler
3:Johnny Depp
4:Jonathan Rys Meyer
5: Mathew MacCaunahey (probably spelled that last one wrong)

Good to see some activity in this thread.

http://de.fishki.net/pics9/fotoo.jpg

Ah, Dragon! I've had my suspicions. ;)

But what the heck is going on in this picture??? My first guess is that it might be an advertisement, though for what, I could not guess.

But what the heck is going on in this picture??? My first guess is that it might be an advertisement, though for what, I could not guess.

Its just an art...not an ad. And no, I am not gay, if thats what you meant by your suspicions.

Sorry to bring this back up, but I just wanted to show you guys something.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/1150176490803.jpg

That is a guy. I don't find this attractive at all, but I guess some women do. Just wanted to share to show to you the extent of the feminime(sp?)-ness of some Japanese guys (since we were talking about it before)

But I guess that would qualify as "beautiful", no? :bugeye: :D

LOL. Is this thread supposed to be a parody of the other "most beautiful" thread?

A complement, I think... not a parody.

ObMale:
http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00090/Heath_Ledger_og_Jake_90385o.jpg

crazyfreespirit, to me, that qualifies as drag

Presenting Mana from Malice Mizer:

Yes thats a guy.
http://www.geocities.com/bm_galleries_malicemizer2/Mana110.jpg

Oh, yes, him.... the gothic fashion guy.

Much too pretty though for my taste

seriously, who even cares?

erm, dragon...
THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GUY.

Gene Simmons! :D

erm, dragon...
THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GUY.
Wanna change your mind? :cool:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/3507/malice.html

seriously, who even cares?
You must, since you took time out of your precious life to read the thread and post in it.

erm, dragon...
THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GUY.
Yes it is.
I don't think he passes very well at all, in fact.
I frankly don't see how anyone can be fooled.

He is also not the least bit attractive, in my opinion.

How bout some soccer players?
I say yes.
Lets start with some Buffon.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/buffon_210.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/gigi-x.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/post-14-1122068912.jpg

Fine, you know what, I like this thread, so I'm going to continue posting in it, even if no ones else is. It shall be a one man show.(I could have made several terrible jokes there, but I restrained myself )

Now I don't care about what he did or whatnot...Zidane is attractive. And so here he is:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/zizou.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/zidane0301.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/05zid.jpg

Also, with my other previous post on Buffon the Italian goal keeper, here's one with both(though in a rather interesting pose..what is it with these soccer players?)
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/2006071104181901.jpg

Buffon is ugly as fuck.

Glad to see my thread is being revived now and again.

I probably should post a picture or so, but I don't know. If I don't like someone's personality, they're as good as ugly to me, which really weeds out 99.9% of the male population.

Most of the pictures posted here are of popular figureheads. I rarely find such people attractive.

Too bad?

No. Too good.

Also, with my other previous post on Buffon the Italian goal keeper, here's one with both(though in a rather interesting pose..what is it with these soccer players?)


I've seen some very provocative pictures of soccer players. Overtly homoerotic pictures. Is this why you ask "What is it with these soccer players?"


They're silly. And probably stupid. :rolleyes:

But oh so attractive (http://www.uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=35).

I'm a male-figure. With goals. Precepts. Boundaries. Standards.

Thou shalt not...

But oh so attractive (http://www.uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=35).

No. They're not so attractive.

The world. Is. Ugly.

Beholder > Beauty

I've seen some very provocative pictures of soccer players. Overtly homoerotic pictures. Is this why you ask "What is it with these soccer players?"


They're silly. And probably stupid. :rolleyes:

Ya that's what I meant. It's not like only a few do it, they all do. It's like it's just part of their job...run around, score a goal, get touchy-feely with team mates....

95% of men have a sexual need for other men.

Duh.

95% of men have a sexual need for other men.

Duh.

Of course, how could I forget?



Anyway back to ze thread. I have no idea who this guy is. Probably some model that's been airbrushed to hell, but oh well.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/crazy_fun/1151212249354.jpg

Ew, asians.

I've been having an ongoing discussion with a friend regarding facial hair. I like it, she doesn't. I've linked a couple of pics of Patrick Dempsey (from Grey's Anatomy) - a damned good looking man in my opinion - one with face fuzz, one without.
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~thisisit/PD1.jpeg
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~thisisit/PD2.jpeg

Let the panel decide!

Let it be heard that the one with face fuzz is superior. I have spoken

facial hair for the win