Just when I thought there was plenty, I get more. (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=36585)

I guess soon you'll be me too.

:bugeye:

(LOL)

It was suggested by 3 of N that our objectives be stated here:

I suggest that at this time our cause is threefold:

- To see what percentage of sciforums we can convert, for as long as we can manage the conversion (before everyone loses interest).
- To make people keep asking what the hell we're doing and then point them to this thread so they can laugh their asses off.
- To have ammunition to say weird things and talk about stuff like the hive.

Another excellent point via the wisdom of 3 of N:

Let us not offend the gracious moderation of sciforums, those who provide us the freedom and the medium to collectificate.

We will limit the expansion of threads dedicated solely to the purpose of us to 1 per week.

We should also tread carefully so as not to infringe on threads with excessive wes propaganda. Some good, too much could end the experiment poorly.

There is much to be gained!!!!!!!!!!!

Viva la uhm... We(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the Wesmorris Collective. You will join. I am 3 of 3. Rappa is 2 of 3. We follow our leader, 1 of 3.

3 of N, put in the larger context.

(that's why I'm #1 you know)

Okay, I am 3 of N. Resistance is futile.

I have assimilated Invert_Nexus.

We must assimilate a female.


Wes look is not what they thought 7 of 9 would look like up close

As me, I believe I can confidently say - we need boobies.

The Collective has decided.

Agreed, a female is needed.

Hm ... am I blond? Too blond, perhaps?

Well, you look like Wes. :D

LOL.

Rosa, the hive is accepting of all hair colors.

I'm shocked that 3 of n has departed.

(maybe hearing his old name will touch his weakness for the collective)

*sniffle*

I don't see why it's confusing seeing us everywhere. We know who we are. :mad:

:D

this is a very self centred thread

Why? We are the collective. We are the center.

It is not exactly self-centred. Depends on the way you look at it :D

the hive will soon be destroyed by the solitary killer wasp who will strike at the hive queen,
which one of you is the raving queen.
(sorry i had to)

o you, well watch out you raving queen.

Yes, you just have to look.
Alas we will fight any menace to 1 of N.

how exactly?, im intrigued what a load of has-bees could do to me?

I assure you that the collective will employ adequate measures.
BTW what can you do?

neither us can really do anything of value, i was just pointing that out via roundabout methods, which also gave me the ability to insult nexus.
BTW, whatever.

yeah, you probably missed it
or maybe you didnt lol

Labels are inconsequential. You are logically unsound. You will not be assimilated, until you resound. Perhaps if you were to desound alltogether we would consider your assimilation.

You had me at hello *tear rolls down cheek*

id rather have an identity (watch it) than be a clone of............ wes (is it) i really dont know /care.

Hence you are logically unsound.

The collective has spoken.

(dude, relax, this is just fun, ha ha)

Welcome Thor and FC.

The collective is enhanced by the addition of your unique gifts.

(for the collective only)

CC is currently fullfilling the role of forward scout. He will at times outwardly change his affiliation. This is a ruse.

We will designate him as "C of n".

Others requiring designations are encouraged to introduce them here.

Thanks to me, you have humour and superior gaming skills.

Utterly useless but fun nonetheless

Fun??? I thought we were starting a new cult. I'm so disillusioned. :(

Hey, what isn't fun about forming cults?!?!

;)

Ah, yes, I had forgotten. Thank you for bolstering my confidence, 1 of n. :)

*kowtows to the collective*

The collective is growing. We will spread everywhere.

Thanks to me, you have humour and superior gaming skills.
I second this Thor. (Well perhaps not the humor :rolleyes: )

All drones...swarm, protect the queen!

(for the collective only)

CC is currently fullfilling the role of forward scout. He will at times outwardly change his affiliation. This is a ruse.

We will designate him as "C of n".

Others requiring designations are encouraged to introduce them here.


LOL, we all heard (read) that my good man, you may be a hive but you cant communicate via smell, just written word.
Id edit that post if i were you otherwise your entire collective may be subverted. to aid you i will delete this post once ou have modded yours. :)

i know it s a joke, but at least we can be a bit serious about it.

you can't just play along eh? damn you!

the collective has spoken, but we were kind of drunk at the time so you can't take what we said too seriously. perhaps CC has actually left the fold and in our emotional state (due to the loss and all) we said things we didn't mean.

*sniffle*

regardless, the collective grows stronger.

you will be assimilated... uhm... or something.

wait, no wait. anyone but logically unsound, as being logically unsound could destabalize the collective. then again, perhaps it could add a little chaotic remix that we've been missing.

assimilation or no, the collective expands.

:bugeye:


We are wes.






:D

then again, perhaps it could add a little chaotic remix that we've been missing.

You've gotta be kidding me right?

you can't just play along eh? damn you!:D

i am but you were jepordizing your own plan, so i was trying to help.

and about the chaos, i am truly not as bad as my name is:
"no me, no gain".

We must not question 1 of n regarding our attempts to thwart threats or expand the collective.

Oh and uhm, yeah dude I was just saying that. You see I was trying to set it up so as to motivate him both ways and not motivate him at all at the same time.

Put the quoted text back into context to see if you can see what we mean.

More than that though, I was trying to be funny.

Ah ha. Ha.

:rolleyes:

my sides have split with all the DRONE............

woohoo 100 posts. yes, this is no acheivement whatsoever, and now its not. but good for me. yes.

yes thank you very much, all one of you.

Thank us by joining us...

Current Hive Post Count - 13,034

We/s are superior

hell no i aint joining no collective.
i am one of one and noone else. except by leave.

Your reply was illogical. You must be terminated...I guess

Wes' avatar is more eyecatching ioho

if you give me a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good reason ill join your collective- but only to help asimilate sciforums.
who is path?
and you could change you collective asses avatar.

Exclusion from the collective is as good as termination 4 of N. He has no power on his own.

Wes is the creator. So we use his avatar.

noone has any power exclamation mark.

Want a good reason? Uhm...I'm in it...so it Wes...and invert...and dreamie...and fading...uhm...we have a cool avatar. And an amazing dental plan.

Hmm, well, you are right. Only the mighty Porfiry and his mods have any power. But when the collective is strong enough it will also gain power

how are you gonna assimilate mods, for they should have anti-borg cells inside them, its part of modship in most forums.
if you have porfiry though, youd kick ass.
not joining yet.

Well, we have/had Counsler Coffee. He is a mod.

Synchronous shucking, synchronous jiving?

That should be reason enough!

it really isnt.
get more mods.
then.
join.
will.
i.

how can my post count decrease?
have you aqcuired a secret post reducing weapon?

Wait...say that again about the cesspool...

huh...............?

CHANGE YOUR BLOODY AVATARS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!



sorry about that, but it's so annoying when everyone had the same avatar :'( It takes so long to get used to them, and it's vital in the understanding of who is whooooooo

i thought names were the best guide.
they are one now, there is nothing that can be done, i must
join
now
cya

I did not kow that posts in the cesspool did not count here...oh dear..oh my oh my.]

Sory jaded, join us and we will...eventually

you have no idea how confusing it is!!!! I'll have to wait until you tire.

AAAAH!! Another one! Holy ...!!!

yeah, join us, why dont you just read the names?

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

(thats about 30 seconds)

ok it isnt
how bout now?

I WILL RESIST!!

Reading the names takes to long, it's easier to just scroll and let your brain pick up and process the visuals.

Wes Snatchers ...

what is the point of this anyway?

that really hurts.
rosamagika and jadedflower:
joinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjo injoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjoinjionjionjionjjoinjoinjoi n
dammit
JOIN 8 on its side.

'we are trying to take over sciforums'

30seconds 30seconds

then what's with the 30 seconds?


and when you say "we" are trying, you mean "I", for you are all one.

C'mon, you'll love it

yeah, but you still look at it from the wees. but it is really wes.
theres a 30 seconds min. between posts, and since we double posted i needed to post answer but 30 seconds wsa not up so i used time by writing it.

that doesnt even make sense.
you must be the 'fool' part of the collective.

Yay, I join the freaks.

Happy now?

Delirious?

I can't believe I've surrendered my individuality.

AH! ROSA! You too?!

"WOOHOO"
(Homer)
'two more to the collective, now spread the word'

And everywhere Wes looks -- he sees Wes ...

The almighty and omnipresent Wes. Wesolord.

We bow down to him. To everybody. Because Everybody is Wes.

man, a whole page of the same avatar.
its good, its not that good.
i quit.

Excellent. We have more that have come into our fold. Rejoice!

*cries* I'm miserable now.

why?
yes, but one has left.
(answering two posts there BTW)

*kowtows to the collective*

Damn we're smooth.

Welcome, new aspects of me. Me are we, we are me.

i stole the logical part of the collective, you can have it back if your really nice.

Oh, no reason for that. I still have logic left. I will surrender it to the collective.

no, you already did and now i have it.
*evil laugh*

Oh no, it seems that the withholding of a part of my logic was finally discovered. Well, the collective grows. New logic will soon be added to it.

well its the rubbish part if you didnt already know about it :p

You logic was unsound. When it was part of the collective it added to us. That you have left has a net effect of a more logical collective.

We're cool.

You're not.

Nanny, nanny boo.

Boo.

Right.

Okay you can be cool too, we're okay with that.

lol you is cool wit your nannies.
aha!
surely my logic will have polluted the hive mind.
like that virus did in voyager.
im not a trekkie.

now me leaves too.
byebye

im not a trekkie.

Obviously you are not. Otherwise you would have attacked us with some kind of phase fluctuating faser weapons. Your partaking in the collective was not long enough to do serious damage.

who has 50 posts a day?

ME HAHAHAHAHA
i believe it was a 'phaser' you were refering too. (heavy sarcasm + highalmightly voice)

my high post count is cause ive been at home all day 'revising' and have got into numerous conversations that are many post'd.

7.15 posts per day.
bow.
bóó

you have like 7 posts a day...

Total Posts: 151 (7.15 posts per day)

Uh, I think I will have to show my thorns eventually ...

"WOOHOO"
your collective is crumbling beneath you now i notice that jadedflower is no longer wit u.
i win soon.

Sorry Nex, I mean, Wes, I mean... 3 of N. No, I couldn't. So now, just call me 0 of N ;)

o
ooooooooooo
dam you, dont join again.

Resistance is futile! :cool:

Hold on ... if we are all one, how can we see *we* then, if "we" is *one* -- and one is Wes?

******[I don't mean to spoil the fun, but on the serious note: What we are experiencing here is something like what it must be like to be God ... Wes actually started something interesting!]******

We are drones of WES. We are WES. I do not know what you are talking about.

WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,WE are WES, WES is WE,

Attention All Varieties of the Person Formally Known As WES
but not Wes himself, as he was before the thread started

Join ME! Become ME! :D

And create an alliance of Eerm... Not Pixies. (Removed by Popular (?) demand)

WHY?

Because We Do It For Kicks!

dont try making this obvious vy for power all metaphysical.
admit it.

but you never see pixies, and they never get outta my dam garden.

And so started the drone wars...

did you just change the colour of 'we do it for kicks'
cause it made my eyes seriusly dilate when i saw it.

The collective of pixies. Yeah great.

But I suppose I am too big for a pixie with my 80 inches. :D

Then let's be Non-Pixies! :D

can we become a deformed non-violent lynch mob that try and drown out the cries of CLONES via escessive posting wherever they go??
id join something like that.

oo
oo
oo
how about.......
burning roses.
i love that metaphor.

Something like the "Collective Spammers"?

the collective power keeps it out of the cesspool jaded

Hey, this thread is about more ME. Jadedflower, campaign for converts elsewhere.

And it's true: Rappaccini started it. Then coffee, then Invert.

The rest is.... beautiful.

won't anyone join me?


*curls up into corner and cries*

what the hell just happened. pixie had a thread that disspaeared. never seen dat before.

gee... I deleted it.... it was uncalled for...



____
http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15298_9.gif Join :D

didnt know you could delete.
meh
i join no cult, religion, or collective.

what about annoying counter-culture?

errrrrr nah thanks. what happens when the culture being countered is destroyed?

Then we parade our victory and have tea.

yeah k, but i dont know about the avatar. is it a real pixie?

And you becom a cult yourself.

Come on, just chant along:

We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,vWe are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,We are WES,

Mon dieu! Have I kicked out the collony of Wes' from their hive?

Did I push them out with my excessive use of colour and pictures of:

http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15298_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15298_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15298_9.gif

damn, I spoke too soon.

well, we can counter:

http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif
http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar14982_9.gif

hmmm shall counter the counters.
http://apocmud.org/images/pixie.jpg
http://apocmud.org/images/pixie.jpg
http://apocmud.org/images/pixie.jpg
http://apocmud.org/images/pixie.jpg
real pixies.

VICTORY


Is mine. :D

Wes is no longer here, and I am not fooled by those who have become enslaved to his being.

I AM YOUR LIBERATOR!

Surely you jest.

We are everywhere.

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Muahahahahah!

no
wes is everywhere.
actually, i am finding it hard to post in several threads at once. help please.

GAAAAAH!

He is back!!!

oh poo.

You are just another oppressor. No one will heed you.
It seems I have to call some bible-thumping christians. They will soon get rid of those damn pixies.

Exorcism rules!!

Do not let the collective falter.

hired thugs will turn on you once you run out of money :p

LOOK AT THOR's AVATAR!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


;)

We will finally assimilate them :D

Just nine more posts and I got 45 on this day.

People, people...you're going too far! You're jeprodising this thread by putting waaay too many images!

Yes, I also came to the conclusion that this discussion is going too far.
It does not help the collective.

Thor Hath Turned< Theday Of Wesment Is Here, All Clones Of Wes Will Be Destroyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but the images are copies and thus cost no bandwidth

Yes, and you don't want to jerprodise a fred, do you?

I've deleted most of my picture full ones :p

Oh I turn 90 degrees and everybody throws up a fuss!

I will win this as a Silent Battle

fred

whos fred??

It´s not really silent anymore.

...and Thor, that's about 180 you've turned... you're a half/half. Mixed breed...

a Wes-Flower combo.

whos fred??


fred = thread

or a jaded morris, dancer between sides.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


i get you now

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The image looks crap, gotta reinstall photoshop...

what image is this wes.

actually, why do you wish to sacrifice your own personality?

We are not giving up our personalities, we simply merge them to create the über-personality.

under-personality
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We are not giving up our personalities, we simply merge them to create the über-personality.

booyakasha

Holy mother of God!! There are more of you! :eek:

Wesley, how many in the 'number of Wes' collective now?

I'm actually a tad worried about when the collective attempts to breed... Just imagine the mini versions of Wes 'shucking and jiving' all over the forum..:eek:

Be afraid... be very afraid...

:p

theres
wes
dreamwalker
thor comes and goes it seems
dunno bout couselourcoffee, he might still be
rosamagika
rap
others? i lost count already.

Thor is a member. But he seems otherwise occupied right now.

o
i forgot invert nexus.
i was a member for a while (no longer)
so was pixie. (but no longer)

What, you mean jaded and logic? My loyalty never wavered! NEVER!

what
Logically Unsound perhaps?
Or maybe Jadedflower?
Mwuhahahahaha i poison and defile your brothers!!! (pulp fiction)

SHITTY DOUBLE POSTING
my post was better though.

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We should not doubt 4 of N.

yes you should, he is the trojan horse in your herd

You wish logic.

And no, you should not doubt part 4 of N

thor dam you.
but the silver surfer kicks your ass.
Not a comic book guy.

said the lord. 'lol'

Give me life, give me pain, give me myself again!


I quit. I hate that picture at my name.

I can't stand it anymore.

Sorry, Wes. But my holy duty calls me .. to blossom again.

we are honored that you communed with us.

you must do as you must.

no problem.

we'll miss you.

We will keep the memories in our collective mind ;)

...forever

I cannot believe you.

One of your ranks, a integral member of your clan proved to be the rotten core. He proved that at the slightest hint of competition, his loyalty could waver and that he would follow the strongest pack.

I, Gentlemen (and Rosa), I was the strongest pack.

4 of N was a weak creature, and he fell into my hands. Because he is so weak, and full of fear, he could not succumb fully.
It was fear, gentlemen (and Rosa), not loyalty.

And it disgusts me that with a traitor among you, you chose to pass a damp cloth over the past in a vain attempt to clear the stain otherwise known as THOR.

Your pseudo-"uber culture" IS DESTINED TO FALIURE.

*whistles*

Why? Thor is not faltering. He is still with us.

Rosa has chosen. We honor that. She has not succumbed to anything.

Perhaps Rosa is only an innocent victim of the whole WeScheme... but THOR EVEN CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!!!


*shame*

Correction, I did not completely change my avatar...FOOL!

It was just a mask of sanity which Thor displayed for some time. :D

I was just trying something out...if the emperor can wear new clothes, so shall I!

I have allowed myself to become assimilated.
Allowing a circuit of awesomeness to be included.
*Looks around*
It's, it's,.....beutiful in here!
I've never felt such.....POWER!!!!!!!!!

Waiting for prime directives for the good of the collective. :eek:

That is true Thor.

Perhaps we should spread to other threads. For a long time we do not have assimilated anyone.

Oh look there, just as I was talking about the lack of recruitment.
The orders are simple assimilate others and spread our WESdom. :D

Affirmitive.

Now that's timing for you dreamie

Yeah, I knew wes are unstoppable. Not matter what other "individuals" say :D

Welcome to the fold M7!

*kowtow*

We are formulating the prime directive.

Individual designations may promote their perspective to the hive.

I believe it has already been propose that our purpose is to spread, to advance the cause of we(s). What is our cause?

Hmm.

I suggest that at this time our cause is threefold:

- To see what percentage of sciforums we can convert, for as long as we can manage the conversion (before everyone loses interest).
- To make people keep asking what the hell we're doing and then point them to this thread so they can laugh their asses off.
- To have ammunition to say weird things and talk about stuff like the hive.

What says the hive?

Affirmative. I will conform to the threefold objective.

look at this guys:

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For everyone who missed it :D

Well done 5 of N. I just wanted to put this here because it cracked me up:

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I have spread word to the world forum, cosmology, and one other.
I am going back to establish media control.
Over.

Moementum seems really animated by our collective.

He serves us well, as do we.

Yes 5 of N.
My assimilation includes full on awesome assimilation.
At least until I run out of coffee anyways.
But until then!..............Assimilate!!!!!! :D

Message to the collective.

A google spider is indexing this very thread. The collective will now spread even further. :D

excuse me, but whether you change it a little, or a lot... it's still changing.

What is changing?

Come on buffys and greywolf, I know you are watching.

Join us! Join the collective.

ok, I have to admit this is pretty funny.

Aye, WESdom is entertainment :D

I think there will soon be another member :D

WOW. We definately want you in the collective, but at the cost of replacing the picture of the perfect boob with that of the Nerd Overlord?

This is perplexing.

:confused:

Seems like the boob overuled the nerd overlord. Too bad.

not really wes.

hmmmm, boob, face, boob, face, boob or face...? well, as tempting as it is I'm gonna stick with the boob.

Yes indeed.

Perhaps it's better this way.

At least this way, there are some boobies in the collective, even though there aren't any boobies in the collective.

And we NEED boobies.

*shrug*

*kowtow to boobies*

Yeah, boobies rule too.

I would like to humbly submit to the greater power of the hive (my goat is soon to go on holiday anywho so I need a new avatar)

Yay, another one who wants to merge into our collective. Be welcome path.

Thanks to the collective I got more than 100 posts this day.

I need my standard issue uniform (in mauve if you have it).

Just copy one of ours :D
chose from the Avatar competition thread if you want another one ;)

This is fucking hilarious! :D
Come on Buffy and Goat!!!!!!!

That it is truly. I cannot get enough of it.

I am off to assimilate out in the real world.
I will report back at a later time for further assimilation.
Over.
Long live the Hive!
SIEGHEIL!!!!!!

Altho boobs are better...come on buffys!

And path...join us!

I cannot believe that this was not moved to the cesspool.

Long live the collective,
long live wes.

I'm still shocked...maybe Porfiry is a secret part?

That might be a possibility. Perhaps we have grown more than we thought?

You know, the humourous side of this has only just hit me, lol

Just now?

I am laughing about it for hours.

This is really cool :D

I've been really serious about it...only know have I seen the funny side.

Right on!

Hey I didn't even see the potential for taking it seriously! An entire world has opened up before us!

LOL.

It seems that we have even crushed the resistance. The only one who recently lifted the voice against us was avatar.

When was this?

About a minute ago ;)

I think he prepares to fight. look at we are wes in religion.

We are a cult

We like Moes title "Fuck we're awesome!"

Yes, we like it very much.
We(s) are awesome!

Yes We(s) are!

You know, this reminds me of the Legion of Discordia. That converted a few members here...

Legion of discordia? Who were they?

They worshipped Eris, the god of chaos.

It was amazing for a while.

lemme find the thread...

Right on I looked into those guys a while back when I was amused with the whole "bob dobbs" phenomenon.

church of the sub-genius

Here we go!

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=11018&highlight=Eris

That´s cool man.
I like this cult.
You were priest? respect!


But wes are stronger :)
Don´t we sow discord too?

The Thor part was indeed a priest.

We do indeed sow discord

Than I will go and fulfill my part 4ofN.

No! The hooror! Stop the Horror!

*Persol rocks in the featle position humming the song "Attack of the killer Tomatos (Weses)"*

*joins in with the singing*

Aaaattack...of the killer tomAtoes!

Aaaattack...of the killer tomAtoes!

Too late, we are already all over the place.
Resistance is futile.

Just singing along:

Aaaattack...of the killer tomAtoes!

Aaaattack...of the killer tomAtoes!

We need to assimilate some more cretins...

I think we could possibly get spuriousmonkey

Yes, spurious would be a good addition to our collective.

We could get Coffee back into the fold...who else...

How about Ste Harris? He is just watching this thread.

Come on Ste!! Come on Ste!!

Gee, I sound just like a Jehovah witness... :bugeye:

I think I´ll put up a website for our collective. I will build something just for fun. At least I will when I wake up later this day and when I find out where I have got this 200MB of free webspace.

Sounds like Sciforums Fleet lol!

I've just been pming peeps to join us...not working so far

I suppose it will somehow be like the sciforums fleet. I already have a domain. www.wes-page.de.vu but it is not yet working.

Well, I hope you carry on cause I will go to sleep in the next time. it´s already 1:37 am here.

Same here...g'night selves

This page just looks way toooo creepy with wes bouncing everywhere... :D

Come on fireguy, you know you want to...you said so yourself...

And I agree with invert's statement. I thought the Wes thread in Astro was pushing it a little too far.

Thor, Invert_Nexus, Dreamwalker, moementum7 and of course, wesmorris:

Breaking New Ground In The Area of Senseless Passtimes!!!

That might be true, but you cannot hold moementum back when he starts to act.

You forgot gifted. He'll be pissed

Don´t go joking Jaded. We grow more powerful.

Astounding, when I went online I only had 360 posts. hehe :cool:

Well, path also wants to join.
I don´t yet know about buffys, seems to stay an individual.

NO I don´t think gifted has been designated yet.