Post who you'd like to see as president of the United States of America in the coming administration. Discuss why you think they'd be a good one, how they might go about changing the current policy's, then if they read your interest hopefully they too will comment on it.

Welcome one, welcome all, the new American History is upon us...

1. Satyr

He's a good and bright fellow, genuinely has an insight many lack. I feel he would be a good president because he's able to reason outside the box, draw his own conclusions, then take action.

2. Phonetic

He's nice and listens to everyones point of view. He has passion and isn't controlled by those around him. He also cares about people, you can always bet he's thinking of those who depend on him.

3. dragon

It would just be funny to see what he'd do, I wonder if we could all get free cars and lolipops along with pets... imagine him ruling the USA!

So who do you have in mind?

sandy

Dragon for president?

But we are all president. None of us is less the president than any other.

:D

Dragon for president?

But we are all president. None of us is less the president than any other.

:D

:roflmao:

Where's my nomination? I'll turn it down though.

I won't. I accept.

Let the persecution of my ideological enemies begin.

I think Sam should be president, it's about time America had a female Muslim president, but could she wear a burka?

I think Nutter would make a great President, clever, wise, well humoured, a real champ.

I think Sam should be president, it's about time America had a female Muslim president, but could she wear a burka?

I would make the worst possible President.:D

A bad President to you is checking the Muslim terrorists, so you would be a good President.

My member should be president.

A bad President to you is checking the Muslim terrorists, so you would be a good President.

When you start making sense, Jimmy, I gotta check if I remembered my meds today.:p

I think Nutter would make a great President, clever, wise, well humoured, a real champ.

+1 on that.

I nominate Absane, but only on the condition that he turns it down.

I nominate Absane, but only on the condition that he turns it down.

http://www.netunes.com/images/count-on-me.jpg

In my opinion, redarmy11 would make an excellent president. There would be lots of tea breaks and crumpets.

Sam, only a Mother calls me Jimmy.

Sam, only a Mother calls me Jimmy.

Think of me as your cave mother.:p

So it shall be.

Post who you'd like to see as president of the United States of America in the coming administration. Discuss why you think they'd be a good one, how they might go about changing the current policy's, then if they read your interest hopefully they too will comment on it.

Welcome one, welcome all, the new American History is upon us...

1. Satyr

He's a good and bright fellow, genuinely has an insight many lack. I feel he would be a good president because he's able to reason outside the box, draw his own conclusions, then take action.

2. Phonetic

He's nice and listens to everyones point of view. He has passion and isn't controlled by those around him. He also cares about people, you can always bet he's thinking of those who depend on him.

3. dragon

It would just be funny to see what he'd do, I wonder if we could all get free cars and lolipops along with pets... imagine him ruling the USA!

So who do you have in mind?


I am absolutely ASTOUNDED you didnt make this into a poll.

im proud of you m'boy :bawl:

There would be lots of tea breaks and crumpets.
Red's a Brit - we have different meanings for "crumpet". You may not be interested Sam.

Crumpettes, Rockettes, it's all the same in Britain?

Crumpet = birds (to use an old vernacular term).

Red's a Brit - we have different meanings for "crumpet". You may not be interested Sam.

Red's a ten-n-crumpet kinda guy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Buttered_crumpet2.jpg/256px-Buttered_crumpet2.jpg

mmm....

That's a pikelet...

That's a pikelet...

Is that another name for a crumpet?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpet

I prefer to eat scones.

I prefer to eat scones.

I like cream scones with strawberry jam. ummmm

http://www.joyofbaking.com/images/creamsconesfront.jpg

Could be a muffin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikelet

Yup. Depends on "mood" what they get called locally.

Baron Max :D

Where's my nomination? I'll turn it down though.

I knew you would that is why you were not nominated.

I knew you would that is why you were not nominated.

Well Nick may nominate me. As promised, I will turn it down.

But why would you nominate Satyr? He'll just take the opportunity to ridicule the forum :D I bet he'll show up and nominate IAC or that lightgigantic guy (or whatever his name is).

Well Nick may nominate me. As promised, I will turn it down.
I'd nominate you, but I don't trust campaign promises.

But why would you nominate Satyr? He'll just take the opportunity to ridicule the forum :D

Maybe that's what they need. :)

Satyr should be the Polish president, he's a bit too deep for Americans.

Baron Max :D

Baron Max would not be a good president. All his policy's are 1/2 way through, he never completes an agenda. He'll yap about it all day long saying it's this or that but in the end he won't stick to a choice, he'll back down and find another, carry it 1/2 way through, then we will be killed by the Chinese as they invade our shores with holographic invisible robots!

I would like to mention that my names Sam :p If you all keep saying Sam instead of samcd or samcdkey I get confused...

No, you're Darkie... or WE will get confused. :D

I hate scones. Used to get them all the bloody time. Nothing beats a scone with too much yeast or whatever - hard as a frigging rock. Rather have a crumpet any day. English waffle. Yorkshire flatside cake. Midlands mullet.

Right, I made those last two up. Wotevah.

I am absolutely ASTOUNDED you didnt make this into a poll.

im proud of you m'boy :bawl:

only because he couldent be botherd to write out all of the member names, his only motive was lazyness. :)



i vote myself for president.


peace.

i vote myself for president.

I think myself is going to win, because I'm voting for him too.

I have to admit I would be the best president. This country would be back to decent in a New York Minute.;)

In my cabinet would be IceAgeCivilizations, Nutter, madanthonywayne, Baron Max, Buffalo Roam, Count Sudoku, and a few chosen others.

I would have Nickelodeon around for entertainment value.

I charge by the hour.

I have to admit I would be the best president. This country would be back to decent in a New York Minute.;)

In my cabinet would be IceAgeCivilizations, Nutter, madanthonywayne, Baron Max, Buffalo Roam, Count Sudoku, and a few chosen others.

I would have Nickelodeon around for entertainment value.

Now you over-did it. You are not real.

well, unfortunately.....my armoured division has already surrounded the sciforums whitehouse.

i declare myself emperor.

edit: spuriousmonkey is the "figurehead" of my empire, so that i dont get shot. kill him instead.

We would only want you for an hour Nick.

I am as real as a heart attack.
Get used to it. :D

We would only want you for an hour Nick.
Awww! But then who would entertain you?

Awww! But then who would entertain you?

you.
my court jester.
dont turn it down, you get a gun.

You only have about an hour of material Nick.

I'll google for more.

I am as real as a heart attack.

Not quite (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1393429#post1393429)

one_raven....THREAD KILLER EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

I think myself is going to win, because I'm voting for him too.

yeah he's a popular guy this term.

peace.

I have to admit I would be the best president. This country would be back to decent in a New York Minute.;)

In my cabinet would be IceAgeCivilizations, Nutter, madanthonywayne, Baron Max, Buffalo Roam, Count Sudoku, and a few chosen others.

I would have Nickelodeon around for entertainment value.

thats simular to the regime in control of america at the moment.

apart from they dont have anyone like nick who is witty, only people who are funny in a stupid way.

peace.

peace.

In my cabinet would be IceAgeCivilizations, Nutter, madanthonywayne, Baron Max, Buffalo Roam, Count Sudoku, and a few chosen others.

Holy Christ I can't believe I just read this.

In a highly dubious display of cronyism I'd like to nominatate my friend samcdkey, as she'd blow up Israel and launch global jihad, which would be cool. I hope my friend Barack Hussein Obama does this if the American people are stupid enough to give him the chance.

But if for some reason she doesn't want the job I'd like to nominatate my friend Killjoy, as he would nook a country a day and invent lots of cool new words, which would also be cool, so either of these is fine with me.

In a highly dubious display of cronyism I'd like to nominatate my friend samcdkey, as she'd blow up Israel and launch global jihad, which would be cool. I hope my friend Barack Hussein Obama does this if the American people are stupid enough to give him the chance.

But if for some reason she doesn't want the job I'd like to nominatate my friend Killjoy, as he would nook a country a day and invent lots of cool new words, which would also be cool, so either of these is fine with me.

Perhaps we could get together as Killdkey.

I like cream scones with strawberry jam. ummmm

http://www.joyofbaking.com/images/creamsconesfront.jpgMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Holy Christ I can't believe I just read this.

i actualy can believe it.


peace.

But if for some reason she doesn't want the job I'd like to nominatate my friend Killjoy, as he would nook a country a day and invent lots of cool new words, which would also be cool, so either of these is fine with me.

Nuke ONE a day ?
Surely you mean Nuke them ALL in a day, my dear Quizfommiterwheedle...
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3469/pimpzu7.gif

Perhaps we could get together as Killdkey.
Indeed... 5 minutes after taking the oath of office, we open up the "Football" (http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/nuclear-football.htm), and Kill-d-key !

ho, ho, ho...

"I can state before you now, I might have once used the paraphernalia tool of cannabis smokers... a bong!!! But I can also state, without shadow of a doubt or a concern for my own sincerety that I NEVER EXHAILED!!!"

:)

P.S.
I haven't done that of course in many years since I quit, however I couldn't resist writing something that is similar and somewhat familiar a statement.

I did a president of earth speech thread listing all the great things I would do.

Oh? Like what?

Oh? Like what?

Some crap about cities constructed of Legos, and various & sundry examples of claptrap typical of mental mendicants with delusions of grandeur...

Cities constructicated entirely of Lego!???

For pity's sake, tell me more!!!

Not only would street repair be a cinch, imagine the buoyancy. No flooding.

Cities on water. Floating civilisations. An end to overpopulation. A return to the sea. A new beginning for all, to which Lego® owns the copyright.

Dutch bastards.

Yeah. *sniff*

Cities on water. Floating civilisations. An end to overpopulation. A return to the sea. A new beginning for all, to which Lego® owns the copyright.

I'm thinkin' a 3 megaton air-burst would make a nice psychedelic plastic puddle out of the things...
:cool:

Well if George W. can be president – and what a witty and intelligent one he has been – I need not mention who else should be president.
Someone who talks with gods and has the charm of a weasel in a bag.
Someone who deserves the ages and sees magic in numbers, as well as numbers in magic.
Someone thick enough to resist the awareness of his own thickness.
Someone, mysteriously photogenic, and genetically mesmerizing.
Someone who bases his knowledge on his ignorance and finds evidence in the absence of counter-evidence.
Someone who can selectively use his empirical experiences and immensity of his deep logic, without ever becoming aware of the inherit conflict of interest therein and the grandiosity of his stupidity.

Should I say more?
Yes, it is you, my frozen halfwit, in the ages of man’s horror.