View Full Version : McCain: Secret Communist Rumors?


Imperfectionist
06-27-08, 02:37 PM
How do you think it will affect the McCain campaign that rumors are going around that he was brainwashed by the VC into a communist ideology? I know he seems to have managed to fool many Americans so far into thinking he believes in Democracy and Capitalism, but will he use his power to strengthen China and Communist Vietnam, like he was instructed to do by his shadowy masters? Was he really shot down or did he ditch his plane, intentionally destroying a tool of the oppressors, so he could join the glorious revolution? I think these questions should be a matter of public dialogue, I'm not saying they are true, but it is disturbing.

ashura
06-27-08, 02:41 PM
1. I hope this is satire.
2. The fact that I even have to ask 1 disgusts me, but there are people out there who really do believe this.
3. This isn't comparable to Obama's Muslim rumor because it's nowhere near as popular, and thus nowhere near as effective.
4. I really hope you only forgot to include this in your post:


NOTE: THIS THREAD IS NOT INTENDED TO PROMOTE THE IDEA THAT OBAMA IS A "SECRET MUSLIM", MCCAIN IS A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE BUT RATHER TO DISCUSS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THESE RUMORS UPON HIS CAMPAIGN.

spidergoat
06-27-08, 02:42 PM
You raise a good point. How do we know anyone really represents what they claim to be? We should at least demand a lie detector test or hypnosis. Why hasn't McCain released his mental health records?

draqon
06-27-08, 02:42 PM
Obama is a muslim

draqon
06-27-08, 02:42 PM
You raise a good point. How do we know anyone really represents what they claim to be? We should at least demand a lie detector test or hypnosis. Why hasn't McCain released his mental health records?

Because anyone's mental records can be found fault in...and thus end to their career goals.

spidergoat
06-27-08, 02:43 PM
Obama is a muslim
McCain is a dirty red pinko bastard engaged in class warfare. :eek:
We should be very afraid. Why hasn't he killed Osama yet?

Candidates publish their health records all the time, but mental health would seem to be more important. Could it be the brainwashing is too strong?

cosmictraveler
06-27-08, 03:35 PM
I think these questions should be a matter of public dialogue, I'm not saying they are true, but it is disturbing.

Can you please point out something that Mr. McCain has done while he has been in office for over 20 years that would make you think this? If you were really that concerned why didn't you raise this question before he was elected to Congress to begin with? :shrug:

Imperfectionist
06-27-08, 05:40 PM
Can you please point out something that Mr. McCain has done while he has been in office for over 20 years that would make you think this? If you were really that cobcerned why didn't you raise this question before he was elected to Congress to begin with? :shrug:

He couldn't do anything until he was president or he would give himself away. I didn't vote for him to congress.

spidergoat
06-27-08, 05:42 PM
He couldn't do anything until he was president or he would give himself away. I didn't vote for him to congress.

That's true, the lack of commie tendencies is further proof he's a secret commie.

Ganymede
06-27-08, 06:18 PM
1. I hope this is satire.
2. The fact that I even have to ask 1 disgusts me, but there are people out there who really do believe this.
3. This isn't comparable to Obama's Muslim rumor because it's nowhere near as popular, and thus nowhere near as effective.
4. I really hope you only forgot to include this in your post:


NOTE: THIS THREAD IS NOT INTENDED TO PROMOTE THE IDEA THAT OBAMA IS A "SECRET MUSLIM", MCCAIN IS A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE BUT RATHER TO DISCUSS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THESE RUMORS UPON HIS CAMPAIGN.

Geez don't you have a sense of humor? Obviously not. No reason to start yelling and getting up set. OP, Brilliant post.

iceaura
06-27-08, 06:23 PM
3. This isn't comparable to Obama's Muslim rumor because it's nowhere near as popular, and thus nowhere near as effective. Obama supporters must not be working hard enough. The liberal press would obviously amplify this all over the place if Obama supporters would jsut get their butts in gear.

ashura
06-27-08, 07:27 PM
Geez don't you have a sense of humor? Obviously not. No reason to start yelling and getting up set. OP, Brilliant post.

Good job on completely ignoring number two where I point out that there are people out there who do in fact think this way and are that ridiculous, which is why I'm never sure with these threads unless I've paid attention to the poster's history. I suppose if I were defending a liberal instead, you'd replace my "lack of sense of humor" with integrity and honesty? I hate these kinds of allegations (and for McCain this is a real one), irregardless of the political affiliation of whoever is being targeted.

Also, good job on not realizing that I simply copied and pasted the disclaimer all caps text from the Obama is a Muslim thread OP which you actively participated in; there was no personal yelling in this thread from me.

madanthonywayne
06-27-08, 11:18 PM
Very funny. But there's a big difference between your satirical post and the one you're making fun of. It's illustrated here:
I work in a blue collar profession, and one of my co-workers told another that Obama was a Muslim. I really had to bite my tongue, and I tried to ignore the rest of the conversation. My co-worker is an ok guy, good at his job, and he seems relatively intelligent. But he's obviously not too educated (it's apparent from his vocabulary) and I don't think there is anything I could have said that would have changed his mind. I've tried talking about politics at work at other jobs, and it is hopeless. It was one of those times where I wish others wouldn't either.
The perception that Obama is some kind of undercover Muslim is a very real factor in this election. I also have heard plenty of people, many of them Democrats, make the type of statement Repo describes.

Now if you wanted to discuss serious concerns/rumors about McCain it would be about his temper. There are many reported episodes of him going off on people, and many do wonder if this is legacy of his time as a POW.

S.A.M.
06-27-08, 11:23 PM
He's a military man, pure establishment. Every problem is a nail because his toolbox is a hammer. Brainwashed by military doctrine.

cosmictraveler
06-28-08, 10:28 AM
He's a military man, pure establishment. Every problem is a nail because his toolbox is a hammer. Brainwashed by military doctrine.

But Obama has already stated that he won't pull the trooops out of Iraq until there is peace there. That makes him as cozy to the military as McCain.

ElectricFetus
06-28-08, 11:34 AM
Obama being a muslims is simply the natural fear of the racists in the nation.

McCain being a communist manchurian candidate is simply funny.

joepistole
06-28-08, 03:49 PM
Good point,, is McCain the Manchurian Canididate? He has a secret mission in beded in his brain by the Chinese just waiting to be activated once he would become president?

Tiassa
06-28-08, 06:12 PM
I know! McCain is a Cylon! Now ... who are the other four?

Suspects:

• Karl Rove (obvious)
• Hillary Clinton (obvious)
• Bob Barr (recently activated)
• Antonin Scalia (living in fear of discovery)

Actually, that joke could probably be worked out a lot better, including the original seven. But it's not funny enough to spend the time working out.

Anyway, airlock, for the lot of 'em.

ElectricFetus
06-28-08, 06:30 PM
• Antonin Scalia (living in fear of discovery)

Cylons don't live in fear, technically they aren't alive at least not a biological sense. If anyone is a cylon its dick cheney.

Tiassa
06-28-08, 06:39 PM
Cylons don't live in fear, technically they aren't alive at least not a biological sense.

Have you been following the story of late?

If anyone is a cylon its dick cheney.

Yeah. Cheney, Rove, Yoo, Addington, Rumsfeld, Rice, and probably Hillary Clinton are my nominations for the original seven. But like I said, it's not worth the effort to actually work the joke out to its fullest.

joepistole
06-28-08, 06:39 PM
Antonin Scalia has already been discovered. That is old news. He made that quite obvious when he led the supremes to trash the consitution and annoint George II president.

ElectricFetus
06-28-08, 07:06 PM
Have you been following the story of late?

Yeah. Cheney, Rove, Yoo, Addington, Rumsfeld, Rice, and probably Hillary Clinton are my nominations for the original seven. But like I said, it's not worth the effort to actually work the joke out to its fullest.

I thinking the old battlestar galactic, sorry.

Bush Jr. is more like GIR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIR_(Invader_Zim)) of the cylons

Tiassa
06-28-08, 08:48 PM
I thinking the old battlestar galactic, sorry

Ah, well ... in that case, what were the reptilian overlords called?

ElectricFetus
06-28-08, 11:22 PM
Ah, well ... in that case, what were the reptilian overlords called?

I the fuck could I remember? I only saw a few episodes when I was a kid on nick@nite.

Tiassa
06-30-08, 10:15 PM
Well, what do you know? The serpent overlords (http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Cylons_(TOS)) were also called Cylons.

spidergoat
06-30-08, 10:28 PM
Well that proves it, Cindy McCain is a Cylon.

ElectricFetus
06-30-08, 10:36 PM
Well that proves it, Cindy McCain is a Cylon.

She certainly does look like a two legged lizard.

Tiassa
07-01-08, 01:04 AM
And it sounds better than calling her a "mandroid".