View Full Version : Max is a government agent!


Syzygys
05-03-07, 08:55 AM
I like to understand people or at least know the motivation behind their actions. Maximilian has always baffled me. I mean seriously, nobody can be this stupid?! :bugeye:

For about 2-3 months I tried to educate him, but it seems that knowledge and information just keeps bouncing off of him. He seemingly wants to learn because he keeps asking questions, but never statisfied with the answers.

Then it finally dawned on me! He is playing a role. A role of ignoramus who keeps asking, thus extracting info from us. Now why would he do that?

Well, the answer could be plain and simple. He is a government agent, probably working for the NSA. With his neverending questions he keeps getting more and more info from us and his files on the members just keep growing. I assume he reports on us about once a week to his masters.

Now why would I say this? Well, he said he doesn't know how to use google (or google doesn't like him). Come on, just how hard is to type a question into the searchfield??

Come on Max, it is time to come clean and tell us which agency you are working for! No love will be lost.... ;)

Zakariya04
05-03-07, 09:35 AM
Come on Max, it is time to come clean and tell us which agency you are working for! No love will be lost.... ;)

Dear Syzgys

Thank you for the thread you have started.

How about Maximus being an agent of Alqueda.

~~~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak

darksidZz
05-03-07, 09:39 AM
Absane, James R :( I am scared.. is he really an agent of the government / Alqueda :(

one_raven
05-03-07, 09:46 AM
Absane, James R :( I am scared.. is he really an agent of the government / Alqueda :(

He claims to have retired from being an Architect at age fifty.
He also claims that he made very little money from being an Architect and would not recommend it to anyone that did not love the field and wanted to make good money.
He also never talks about Architecture - so much for a love of the field.

Seems pretty fishy to me.

I think he probably IS a covert agent.
Syzygys's opening post makes a lot of sense.

tablariddim
05-03-07, 09:53 AM
Probably a double agent...probably works for multiple agencies and terrorist organisations as well, damn', how come we never realised this sooner?

spuriousmonkey
05-03-07, 09:54 AM
Probably a woman too.

one_raven
05-03-07, 09:55 AM
Maxine...

Codename: Baroness

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:07 AM
Just checked with my Illuminati contacts ..........
He is only an agent provocateur for the organisation : freemasons for dummies - that is why he calls himself an architect (= " freemason ") .
:cool: :m: :p

spuriousmonkey
05-03-07, 10:08 AM
Just checked with my Illuminati contacts ..........
He is only an agent provocateur for the organisation : freemasons for dummies - that is why he calls himself an architect (= " freemason ") .
:cool: :m: :p

How do we know you are not seeding misinformation?

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:09 AM
How do we know you are not seeding misinformation?

You donīt .............heh,heh .

spuriousmonkey
05-03-07, 10:11 AM
You donīt .............heh,heh .

Unless i ordered you to spread misinformation. :cool:

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:12 AM
We are ALL part of the ILLUMINATI here ..........:D:cool:

one_raven
05-03-07, 10:14 AM
architect (= " freemason ")

:eek: Of course!

:shh:

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:15 AM
:eek: Of course!

:shh:

It ALL make sense now , right ........my ILLUMINATI contacts (almost) never lies ...........:cool:

S.A.M.
05-03-07, 10:16 AM
Mental masturbation sure feels good! :D

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:17 AM
Mental masturbation sure feels good! :D

I know something else, that feels good .........:m: :p

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:18 AM
Unless i ordered you to spread misinformation. :cool:


Do not say too much , Grandmaster ......:cool:

Nikelodeon
05-03-07, 10:21 AM
Actually he works as a janitor in a school, and I think he's also gay. I think he has a sockpuppet, but I cant quite pinpoint who.

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:23 AM
Actually he works as a janitor in a school, and I think he's also gay. I think he has a sockpuppet, but I cant quite pinpoint who.

Perhaps he is even a black american ........:cool:

spuriousmonkey
05-03-07, 10:23 AM
Actually he works as a janitor in a school, and I think he's also gay. I think he has a sockpuppet, but I cant quite pinpoint who.

TDI?

one_raven
05-03-07, 10:26 AM
Actually he works as a janitor in a school, and I think he's also gay. I think he has a sockpuppet, but I cant quite pinpoint who.

Perhaps he is even a black american ........:cool:

What are you trying to say?
All janitors are black?

Nikelodeon
05-03-07, 10:26 AM
TDI?
Perhaps, but is he a commie? Maybe.

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:33 AM
Just looked into the ILLUMINATI crystal ball :
I think we´ve got him pinpointed :
A gay, commie, Jewish, black american - working as a janitor - and being an agent provocateur of the "secret" organisation : freemasons for dummies ........:eek:

Sputnik
05-03-07, 10:39 AM
I hereby order some of the secret members of ILLUMINATI to cesspool this thread ........:cool: :m: :p

spuriousmonkey
05-03-07, 10:42 AM
Perhaps, but is he a commie? Maybe.

Nah, he is an American.

Syzygys
05-03-07, 12:17 PM
I hereby order some of the secret members of ILLUMINATI to cesspool this thread ........:cool: :m: :p

No, just delete the last 10 or so posts.

The correct term for Max is "agent Provocateur"....

The Devil Inside
05-03-07, 12:19 PM
TDI?

damn...caught me.

Nikelodeon
05-03-07, 12:20 PM
damn...caught me.
I always was suspicious of your "ressurection" thread "Where is Baron Max? "

The Devil Inside
05-03-07, 12:23 PM
I always was suspicious of your "ressurection" thread "Where is Baron Max? "

:)
:p