Shit! This thread was supposed to go into the cesspool. I fucked up. Mods ..please cancel

Wanker.

Jack off.

Tosser

Oh wtf! Mods can move it to cesspool at their leisure. Here's a few terms I've heard over the years. Not sure if there are female equivalents but it would be interesting to see some if they exist.

Whackin' the tack
Pullin' the pud
Pounding the pemmican
Floggin' the dolphin
Jerkin' the gherkin

I've no words to speak of, I miss Carmen :(

In the words of Profiry: If your only aspiration is to create threads in the Cesspool, then perhaps sciforums is not the place for you.

In the words of Profiry: If your only aspiration is to create threads in the Cesspool, then perhaps sciforums is not the place for you.

I wake up every morning with that all encompassing thought. I live, eat, breathe cesspool. Cesspool, cesspool ...I can't stop thinking of it ...It consumes me. I'll probably get divorced because of it. One thing though...I haven't lost my sense of humor you dullard.

choking the chicken.
beating your meat.
whacking off.

I wake up every morning with that all encompassing thought. I live, eat, breathe cesspool. Cesspool, cesspool ...I can't stop thinking of it ...It consumes me. I'll probably get divorced because of it. One thing though...I haven't lost my sense of humor you dullard.

A sense of humor is fine... but creating threads for the cesspool is looked down upon by moderators and even some members.

Of course, this could just be a sign that I am turning into a grumpy old man at the ripe old age of 22. In the times I have been on forums, I get tired of seeing threads like this. Carry on, I guess.

james will no doubt move it when he logs on later tonight.

Stroking my cock until I ejaculate all over my stomach and chest.

A sense of humor is fine... but creating threads for the cesspool is looked down upon by moderators and even some members.

Of course, this could just be a sign that I am turning into a grumpy old man at the ripe old age of 22. In the times I have been on forums, I get tired of seeing threads like this. Carry on, I guess.

Sorry man, I was in the cesspool when I thought of this. It was meant for linguistics to see how the world views things. I see I also mentioned cesspool in my original post edit. Maybe I am consumed:D . I noticed it after a couple of guys responded so I went with it. I did ask Mods to cancel it originally so I fully expect it to go. I don't think its possible to start a thread there anyway, is it?

Releasing some knuckle children

Stroking my cock until I ejaculate all over my stomach and chest.

Absolutely brilliant

Stroking my cock until I ejaculate all over my stomach and chest.:eek: Ohh Myy! This is arousing.....
Can you YouTube that big boy??

circle jerk. (just for you genji).

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html

It's even got a random synonym generator.

Peeling an onion (In case that someone enters, pretend that you do that)

Peeling an onion (In case that someone enters, pretend that you do that)

Polishing the silver candlestick, I can understand, but I can't even visualise what your suggestion has to do with the old rubadub.

Polishing the silver candlestick, I can understand, but I can't even visualise what your suggestion has to do with the old rubadub.
Well, if someone enters, you'll start to cry for sure. Because of embarassment, guilty, pleasure... whatever.

So, you could always blame the frikkin' onion!!!

P.S.
In spite of naked bum! :D

I see you go the whole hog, trousers down and everything. That is a serious wank! You could always say you spilt the milk.

Stroking my cock until I ejaculate all over my stomach and chest.

:roflmao:

Here's one my roommate says: "Roughing up the criminal".

Killin kittens.

http://www.cafepress.com/ybiaw.17085436

Emca
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6369/rakhisawant2800ml3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I see you go the whole hog, trousers down and everything. That is a serious wank! You could always say you spilt the milk.
:roflmao:

Peeling an onion (In case that someone enters, pretend that you do that)

Well, if someone enters, you'll start to cry for sure. Because of embarassment, guilty, pleasure... whatever.

So, you could always blame the frikkin' onion!!!

P.S.
In spite of naked bum! :D

:eek:

This is as bad as walking in on your parents while they are having nookie.:bawl:



Is this your way of telling everyone your willy is shaped like an onion?

Is this your way of telling everyone your willy is shaped like an onion?
:roflmao:

Gee! This thread is killing me!

That was a joke on one of my expeditions, I think 6 years ago. No, it's 7 years.

One night we were sitting around the fire, after hard day in a pit, with guitar, alcohol... and hmm... well...

We were joking as usual, but that night was special.
Someone started a question: what you usually do when someone interupts your wank in the camp, wood, house, etc.

Gee! You should hear those answers. Onion was one of them, with varieties, of course. Girls' answers were even worse!
But, that was the best laugh I ever had. My stomach hurts when I just think about it.

So when I saw this thread, I couldn't resist to put an onion as an answer. :D

But, it's hard to explain the meaning.

Onion shape! Mwahahahaha!

No. 'Polishing the sabre' would be better term. ;)

:roflmao:

Gee! This thread is killing me!

That was a joke on one of my expeditions, I think 6 years ago. No, it's 7 years.

One night we were sitting around the fire, after hard day in a pit, with guitar, alcohol... and hmm... well...

We were joking as usual, but that night was special.
Someone started a question: what you usually do when someone interupts your wank in the camp, wood, house, etc.

Gee! You should hear those answers. Onion was one of them, with varieties, of course. Girls' answers were even worse!
But, that was the best laugh I ever had. My stomach hurts when I just think about it.

So when I saw this thread, I couldn't resist to put an onion as an answer. :D

But, it's hard to explain the meaning.

Sure it is.

And crying while peeling and chopping onions has nothing to do with it? 'Aaiieee it burns it burns' comes to mind at the moment..

:)

Onion shape! Mwahahahaha!

No. 'Polishing the sabre' would be better term.
Yes, this is definately on par with walking in on the parents while they are engaged in the act of nookie.