Im in a relationship :D

(and a civil partnership with macgyver)

Im in a relationship :D

(and a civil partnership with macgyver)

you cannot be in a civil partnership with macgyver because I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM!!

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your welsh charm will never take him from my arms..

your welsh charm will never take him from my arms..

fight ya!!

well, they reckon, once you've tried welsh you dont go back!

i think its "cant go back" actually

i think its "cant go back" actually

i dont care! we can fight over him if you wish!!

he'll choose me anyday!

I'm sorry , you clearly havent seen my novelty afro.

Sorry NLIG....I gotta take the hot Welsh chick...over the 14 year old boy...as I'm not gay or a pedophile. :)

And to answer the OP....I'm single.

Sorry NLIG....I gotta take the hot Welsh chick...

it would seem you haven't witness my novelty afro, how do you kno shes hot anyway?

it would seem you haven't witness my novelty afro, how do you kno shes hot anyway?

because he has seen me on web cam!!

and no you cannot#!!

ok, can u accept my msn invite though

By the way, next insukt just ahs to be said I'm sorry.

Your'e welsh right? well if your parents got divorced... would they still be brother and sister?

pending screech....

Ahhh....DUDE! Not cool! Prepare for some Welsh fury. :)

ok, can u accept my msn invite though

By the way, next insukt just ahs to be said I'm sorry.

Your'e welsh right? well if your parents got divorced... would they still be brother and sister?

argh now!!

you see my mum married your dad!! so they cant be brother and sister!!

so that makes us brother and sister and i am older so respect your elders

your old. :D

By the way I doubt your mum married my dad...

your old. :D

By the way I doubt your mum married my dad...

no your right he didnt, your dad just said that when i was wucking his cock last night! :)

Ahhh....DUDE! Not cool! Prepare for some Welsh fury. :)

Don't kid yourself man... that was so cooool :cool:

no your right he didnt, your dad just said that when i was wucking his cock last night! :)

Negrophileac :D

hahahaha you walked into that one ahhhahahahaha

lost for words? :P I think I've one this battle

Don't go with ehr MacGyver, she might kill you to ...yeahhhh

hey guys

for my sins i am married to the most oppresed woman in the world!!!!

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cheers
zak

who?

sandy?

who?

hey (lets get this right) NLIG
Apparently all Islamic women are oppressed,

as per the threda in the ethics section, you will see how much she is oppressed there!!!!!!!!!!
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cheers
zak

hey guys

for my sins i am married to the most oppresed woman in the world!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~

cheers
zak

sexually or morally?
and that's sad. :(

hmmm, thats pretty debatable.

sexually or morally?
and that's sad. :(

probably both!!!!

lost for words? :P I think I've one this battle

Don't go with ehr MacGyver, she might kill you to ...yeahhhh

in fact i was chatting to my friend, and i am NEVER lost for words!!

anyway your only jealous that you dont come from wales!!

where are you from?

.... England, don't worry I'm not a chavvy patriotic football hooligan

.... England, don't worry I'm not a chavvy patriotic football hooligan

yes you are man.....................dont lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

the only sport i was ever semi-good at was rugby, then people started to pull my hair >.>

the only sport i was ever semi-good at was rugby, then people started to pull my hair >.>

Only breakin your balls NLIG!!!!

hummm You hair is such tempting "pull my hair" material............god i hope you dont have a younger sister!!!! If so wonders how you got any hair left!!!

.... England, don't worry I'm not a chavvy patriotic football hooligan

oh you like to chew parsnips and drive tractors!!

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Q - How many englishman does it take to stop a train?
A - NOT ENOUGH

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive!



Why did the sun never set on the British Empire?
Because not even God could trust them in the dark.



How can you tell an Englishman is sexually excited?
By the stiff upper lip.



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Did you hear what the English, the Irish and the Scots did
when they heard The world was coming to an end?
The English all went out and got drunk. The Irish all went
to church and the Scots had a closing down sale.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each
of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Scotsman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Englishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU
BASTARD!!!!"

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There's an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They're being chased
by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside
there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In
comes the copper and see's these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to
the first one and kicks it. The Scotsman shout out, "Woof Woof", and
the copper thinking it's just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second
sack. The Irishman yells out, "Me-ow me-ow", he leaves this one as well
thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks
it, and the Englishman yells out.. "Potatoes Potatoes..!"
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the only sport i was ever semi-good at was rugby, then people started to pull my hair >.>

rugby??? erm....isnt that welsh?? YES i think it is!

thats weak LA thats real weak, especially considering most of those jokes could be substituted with the welsh nation. No I don't chew Parsnips I'm just not a football hooligan, (theres mroe than 2 types of people over here in the border!! crazy huh ?!?! ;) )

Luckily Zak I don't have a little sister, although you can pull my hair anytime you want, its got bigger now, its become its own entity :bugeye:

rugby??? erm....isnt that welsh?? YES i think it is!

A language that doesnt sound like youve got mmeat in your moth... isnt that english!?!?!

A language that doesnt sound like youve got mmeat in your moth... isnt that english!?!?!

i have you know mr man, that welsh is older than english, and the only reason you knock it is that your to weak to learn it!

Luckily Zak I don't have a little sister, :
thank goodness for that.....
its become its own entity :bugeye:

you should be proud!!!!!

Oh am i slow!!!!
no wonder you were talkin about an MJ sleep over your hair reminds me of Mj's whne he was in the jackson five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes but it sounds like you have something in your mouth when you speak it.

thank goodness for that.....


you should be proud!!!!!

Oh am i slow!!!!
no wonder you were talkin about an MJ sleep over your hair reminds me of Mj's whne he was in the jackson five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nope... i was just ferring to his as a pedophile (i dunno how to spell that word lol)

i have you know mr man, that welsh is older than english, and the only reason you knock it is that your to weak to learn it!

If you call me young man again we're gonna have to hook up GIGGIDY

anyway get on with accepting my msn invite i want to see a picture of the hot (fiesty) welsh chick that calls me young man (giggidy)

nope... i was just ferring to his as a pedophile (i dunno how to spell that word lol)

Yeah i know..................i just being silly!!!!!!!

it kind of passes the time whne i am doing my end of month!!!

doing your end of month? :bugeye:

doing your end of month? :bugeye:

I;m acftually at work at the moment, doing my month end reconciliations and stuff like that... work shite basically!!!

cool what do you work as, i always thought u were a pimp

cool what do you work as, i always thought u were a pimp

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I run/own a marketing services company.

Have you seen the cinema ticket offer on big bags of M&M's??

married

married

Snap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen the cinema ticket offer on big bags of M&M's??

I wish I could say yes..... i really do....

I wish I could say yes..... i really do....

Ok what about the win £10,000 on kit kat bars etc...

or win a mug of money on nesacfe jars

Ok what about the win £10,000 on kit kat bars etc...

or win a mug of money on nesacfe jars

I'm sorry... I'm so so sorry.....:bawl:

I'm sorry... I'm so so sorry.....:bawl:

That sounds like the doctor !!! when he telling that poor guy in blink that he is trapped in the 60'ss

i take it you watch doc who!!!!!!!???????????????

And dont you veer go to the friggin supermakret!!!

of course I don't watch doctor who.

of course I don't watch doctor who.

why the fuck not........................its fuckin incredibly good!!!!

the only reason i could possibly fathom for watching it is for billi piper? and even thats a bit weak

of course I don't watch doctor who.

you DONT watch dr who????? ((((shock))))

its filmed in and around cardiff! :D and of course it has the best dr ever in it!

the only reason i could possibly fathom for watching it is for billi piper? and even thats a bit weak

and she aint even in it nowadays!!!!

you DONT watch dr who????? ((((shock))))

its filmed in and around cardiff! :D and of course it has the best dr ever in it!

:bravo:

Dont worry LA old NlIG is just an infidel!!!!!!! its what we have to expect...

however he has one mean afro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cheers
zak

i know!

nobody cares Lucifer, you still havent accepted my msn invite...

i know!

nobody cares Lucifer, you still havent accepted my msn invite...

i know already! the reason i ahvent is because i am not on my pc but give me a second

Living in Sin

give me a second

sorry, the sex was only a one off

hi shorty :)

sorry, the sex was only a one off

behave yourself!!

Committed relationship (can't legally marry) for 3 years now. :D

Committed relationship (can't legally marry) for 3 years now. :D

why not?

hi shorty :)

hey logic

i know already! the reason i ahvent is because i am not on my pc but give me a second

hey logic

please.. call me O'Sullivan... Louis O'Sullivan ;)

please.. call me O'Sullivan... Louis O'Sullivan ;)

nope i was thinking more along the lines of smartass

how am i a smartass? I'm no more than a sex animal

how am i a smartass? I'm no more than a sex animal

do you kiss your mother with that mouth??

An army of me.

I don't kiss my mum, but I'm sure you do in Wales

I don't kiss my mum, but I'm sure you do in Wales

no in wales we just bonk sheep!

wow, that was mightily honest of you

wow, that was mightily honest of you

yeah but we have to be cearful because them sheep do bite

no in wales we just bonk sheep!

really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've always ehard the romour but now...........

really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've always ehard the romour but now...........

i cant live with the denile anymore i must come clean!

you'll never be clean

you'll never be clean

sshhhh already do not tell people my secrets!!

i'm ur secret :)

i cant live with the denile anymore i must come clean!

dont worry LA, you secrets safe with me and the logical one!!!:D

you know what men can get boring very quickly

damn, your onto our secret

you know what men can get boring very quickly

Depends on the men I would say, some men never get boring. :p

yeah ... someine has an inflated head

I'm a woman :D

lies....

whatever :shrug:

why not?

Because I am in the United States and aside from Massachusettes, same-sex marriage is not allowed here.

You have to move here to Canada then.

canada...what a place

hey guys

for my sins i am married to the most oppresed woman in the world!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~

cheers
zak

SO you are unhappy in your marriage?:shrug:

SO you are unhappy in your marriage?:shrug:

dont worry about it Shorty, i was being sarcastic as per the oppressed women thread in the ethics section, you can chekc out my oppressed wife there!!

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cheers
zak

SO you are unhappy in your marriage?:shrug:

who isnt?

You have to move here to Canada then.

what do you need marriage for anyway, amirite?

what do you need marriage for anyway, amirite?

Yes indeed you are correct :)

who isnt?

I'm not

oh... well i don't know what to say

then shut up

ok..... jesus

Yo...NLIG. Did you like, spike your frosted flakes this morning? Because dude, your being a little "douch-ish" today...no offense.

It wouldn't bother me, but your messin' with 4 of my favorite members: LA, Zak, Varda, and ME. :) Take it down a couple of notches, ok? Seriously, dude....don't make me take you out back of the shed for a switchin'. :)
When you speak with a lady, you have to have a little more respect.

LA im actually friends with, you should see some of the PMs she sent me... lol
How have i done anything to zak other than calling him a cretin.. once and then apologising for it.
Not sure when i offended you but i obviously did! xD
And varda, well yeah , point taken

anyway sorry, i respect your opinion macgyver

its all good, dude

i wish i could hug you man

married, 13 yrs

Yo...NLIG. Did you like, spike your frosted flakes this morning? Because dude, your being a little "douch-ish" today...no offense.

It wouldn't bother me, but your messin' with 4 of my favorite members: LA, Zak, Varda, and ME. :) Take it down a couple of notches, ok? Seriously, dude....don't make me take you out back of the shed for a switchin'. :)
When you speak with a lady, you have to have a little more respect.

omg i made favourites

ANYWAY i am going to sleep!!


i cannot stay awake anymore

Why? Its only midnight.

7:55 Pm here

It's Beer-thirty here!

It's Beer-thirty here!

Are you at work? Didn't you say you only have internet at work?

I now have super-duper slow dial up at home..for the time being.

ohhhhhhhh dial up sucks, I remember that.

ah the sound never ceased to amaze me gggggggggggwwwwwwwchhhhhhrrrria

Yo...NLIG. Did you like, spike your frosted flakes this morning? Because dude, your being a little "douch-ish" today...no offense.

It wouldn't bother me, but your messin' with 4 of my favorite members: LA, Zak, Varda, and ME. :) Take it down a couple of notches, ok? Seriously, dude....don't make me take you out back of the shed for a switchin'. :)
When you speak with a lady, you have to have a little more respect.

Hey Mac
??
hows it going???

Thank you for the props, but dont worry about the non logical guy he is alright, just that mighty afro of his fuzzy's his brain thats all, we have to make allowances.

Isnt that right non loigcal one??!!!??

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cheers
zak

Monring Non Loigcal one!!!!

alright mate, i''ve got up early to write my novel :D

alright mate, i''ve got up early to write my novel :D

whats the novel about???

its a compilation of short stories (about 20 a5 each) its contemperary literature that provides a narrative about mordern society, gender roles, identity sexuality, growin up etc. Bit of a personal project... I just love literature :D

Neh... I've only had one relationship (and i'm 22) - sad really.

We finally broke up though... pure fanny.

what the hell r u on?

Who... me?

oh you were actually answering the thread question, you must be the 1st...

Oh right.

ah the sound never ceased to amaze me gggggggggggwwwwwwwchhhhhhrrrria

hahah i love that sound, it's so nostaligic... ahhh, the good mIRC days, when the internet was so empty