Manic Monday Sensex Crash

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by S.A.M., Jan 22, 2008.

  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    A state of high alert was declared in India’s major cities on Monday after the barometer index, touted to be the pulse of the nation, reported its biggest ever crash on the day.

    The country’s business capital plunged into chaos as residents ran helter-skelter looking for their relatives and friends across hospitals and brokerage houses.

    A huge number of ambulances were pressed into service between brokers’ offices and nearby hospitals to reach persons complaining of chest pain or uneasiness.

    Doctors in hospitals across the city were hard-pressed to examine the increasing number of patients being brought in with chest complaints and related illnesses. The ICCUs of almost all city hospitals were full. ECG machines in several hospitals reported to have failed as the volatile signals were too high to measure.

    According to unconfirmed reports, hospitals have placed orders for large number of new equipment to meet the massive demand. Fire fighters had a tough time in various parts of the city trying to bring down people from the terraces of high-rise buildings as they threatened to jump to their death having lost all their savings to the market crash.

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    Disclaimer: This is an imaginary report. All the events and characters mentioned are the writer’s own creation
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    I dont get it, what's the point of fake induced hysteria ? :bugeye:
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    and is this about the world market crash going on for the past 3 days?
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Its not fake for everybody

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  8. sandy Banned Banned

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    She was trying to make a point. But before I read that it was fake I was wondering why I hadn't heard about it. I was going to call W and see what he knew. Then I wondered how much aid we would be sending over there. Like we always do. We help bail out everyone.

    Anyone who freaks out about losing everything they have is a fool. Earthly stuff means nothing. You can't take it with you.

    Spiritual stuff is better.

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  9. Sputnik Banned Banned

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    I saw on the telly , that sensex was suspended yesterday - the indians simply closed the stockexchange because it fell to much !!!!!!!!! ...this is not fake ......!!!
    I always like to see the indian numbers lakh and crore ........
    Lakh = 100.000 and crore = 10 million .....:m:

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