A businessman who was attacked by a crocodile in Malawi escaped by biting the reptile on its nose, police said today.

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i mean....but...but....did he have to bite it on the nose?? couldn't he just have arm-wrestled it or something..:bugeye: :D :p

Well, if he was Australian he could have wrestled it... :p

well....at least crocodile dundee could have, you mean...:p

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Crocodile Dundee was a sissy. :p

well, harumph.....he certainly looked like no sissy to me. then, are you saying he is typical of all alligator wrestlers over that-a-way...*points to Australia* :bugeye: :eek: :p

why...i'll bet he could even lasso a rhino or bear or camel or 2.

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wait....you guys DO have camels over there, doncha???:bugeye: :p :D

We have more wild camels than any other country. Some idiot brought over heaps of them and let them loose ages ago.

Was Croc Dundee a sissy? Well, I don't mean to brag, but last week I wrestled six crocodiles, three imported grizzly bears, two lions, and a partridge in a pear tree, all at once. :p

hmmm.....reminds me of a joke i know. right, then, i'll tell it..here goes:

a pirate, a clown with a big, red nose, 3 silver guinnea pigs, a purple and pink spotted giraffe, a sporting chimpanzee(all decked-out), a dwarf and 7 laughing gold fish, plus three upside down-walking kangaroos and 4 regular old horses go walking into a bar.

the bartender looks up from the counter and says: "hey, what is this??? .."some kind of joke??"

get it???? huh??? do you get it?????????

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and, i'm not quite sure i believe you about that partridge in a pair tree story....i may be blonde...but....that doesn't mean i'm gullible... :mad: :p http://www.data-techniques.net/cwm/otn/blobs/boldblue.gif


ha ha..i mean.."pear" .....that is...of course, there are a "pair" of trees....

:p

:o

Funny you should mention this. I saw a post card in Lousianna yesterday that showed a picture of an alligator with its mouth wide open. The caption read: Send more tourists. The last ones were delicious.