Okay so here's the thing.
We live in a cloning age and it won't be long before designer babies are available at Woolworth.
If you could design and build the perfect partner, body intellect, personallity, the works. What would they look like, what qualities would they have?

You are the god so here, have a rib on me!:D

*You are the god so here, have a rib on me.*

My, my Bbcboy, then they would look like you... :D

Seriously, I don't believe in cloning. I know they are busy with it though and I think it is no good. So no speculations here.

The human race and their amusing inventions...:rolleyes:

Oh Banshee let your hair down. It's just fantasy !:D a game.
Everybody flocked to "How do others perceive you?" site like it was Lourdes or something. I think this is just a similar exercise which can tell us more about each other.

So, what'll it be?
Brad Pitt with pimples ?
(Laughs like igor and shuffles about the room)
Britney spears with a good singing voice?

Av a larf!!:D

What about Keanu Reeves with a little Kurt Russel in it?

Then there is David Sylvian and Rob Thomas. My goodness, so much beauty, I cannot choose here.

They are cloned with the character of my son off course. No doubt about that...without harming my boy that is... ;)

A guy with the build of Tom Selleck...with his infectious giggle and "Aw...shucks," attitude. He would have the chest and charm of Sean Connery, a southern accent, and he would speak like Pat Conroy (Prince of Tides) writes. He would have an affection for books to rival mine and a penchant for reading aloud to me, bits and pieces he thought I'd enjoy. He would be witty and unpredictable about surprising, but delightful things. He would also be very strong...strong enough to wrestle with, aaannnddd....he would love doing housework, but would not be a neatnick, fussing when I make messes doing projects. He would have good manners and be absolutely charming. He would have good motivational dialogue skills that would encourage me to do all I claim I want to do. He would have a lot of other skills I could name, but uh...what is this board rated? LOL! He would be confident, yet humble. Kind, yet ruthless when necessary, to right the wrongs of the world. And he would be completely mad... about me! <G> Any other questions?

P.S. I reserve the right to make additions and corrections as I study this cloning project. I may need to study it quite a lot...<G>

You are talking the perfect man here.

Well, if that can be done, I am all in for the cloning project. ;)

Don't you think it will get boring over a long time period if you have the perfect man? There has to be something 'wrong' about him, otherwise it is not a human invention any more. Guess there'll show up some little failures after the first use is over.

Or do you start all over then and throw the old one away? They can be cloned, so no harm done what so ever...

Disposable men!!

Now we're cooking.
Oh okay boys we could have disposable women too. Thing is most men think they already exist.

Ooh, Controversy. :p

Just imperfect enough to preclude conceit.
:D

They show up already. Those men. Perfect or imperfect, now I keep my mouth shut. :D Than again, what the hell do you guys think?!

We women rule...(grins devilish!) :bugeye:

Well you know us boys Bansh' give us an inch and well try to convince ya it's a foot :D

There you are so very right Bbcboy. That part we, women, have to clone out... :p

No no, this is cloning. make them truth tellers and then some !!

I already have the perfect man. If I could alter anything in him it would be the times when he's in his cave and hard to reach. Or maybe I could just alter my DNA to give me longer arms. His sadness gland would be removed and his grumpy valves would be turned to off. Oh and he would definately have the "I can't go asleep until the dishes are done" gene.
Apart from that...

Yum Yum :cool:

Sounds good!
I'll take two please!

:)

Well, you all are certainly a rowdy bunch in the morning! You're right though...perfection could be boring and there we'd be with no friction and heavens to Betsy, where WOULD the scientific community be without friction? I've been reading through your posts and you all seem like you thrive on friction. I was afraid I'd catch hell for such a sexist post, but you all seem quite adaptable creatures. <G>

Surprises can be the very best part of life, so we'll have to factor some in on this project.

As far as disposable men? Hmmpf. I know a woman who's been married ten times and has had several lovers inbetween the husbands. SHE owns the patent on disposable men. We wouldn't make a dime if we marketed the product that way. <G>Uh...not that this project is for profit! Oh, no! It would be for the good of the world.

It's not about making profit stooooopid, it's about making woopee!! :D
Fantasy, imagination, extrapolation, theorising.
Where would science be without these ??
You must loosen your corsets as well.... Come on now... All work and no play makes forum users log on to porn !!

O.K. who told you? I live in a Victorian house. I grew up on Victorian novels and well, I do indeed own a corset. LOL! Someone recently told me that he admired me for trying to catch up with new century, but that I had a LONG way to go, since I was trying to catch up from the 19th century. And I thought I was being brave for even referring to well...you know....<G>

I just read your occupation. LOL! I'm outta here!

Ummm... being male, if I gave you a description of the perfect female now, I'd then have to change it tomorrow, and then again the day after that.

So I wont :)

You are a coward. :D Give us one description of the perfect woman, only one. So Moonlightwriter and I have an idea how we, women, have to behave to comfort you, men.

Not a chance in this life-time I change for anyone, that besides the point.

Guess I don't have any cloning to do at the moment my dear Bbcboy. Am totally happy with what I have.

Then again, I am thinking, I am thinking...Will come up with something eventually. As soon as I start to THINK, it goes in the wrong direction you know. :p

Mmmmmm, strange, my mind keeps on wandering off to Rob Thomas and David Sylvian, with a little Keanu Reeves. Can't help it. Character doesn't matter so much, I shape him into the correct form. Didn't you know I am one of those really, really unpleasing women Moonlightwriter is talking about??!!

The nightmare of any man. A dark scenario. You must be able to do something with this. Let your imagination run wild.

Oh, tell me more about that man of yours. Can I borrow him so once in a while?

I'll be back after I'm done thinking... ;)

Wh the obscession with Perfection. If you were to look throughout the world for your perfect partner, you would still have to pretend not to see inperfections in their character or appearance.

Looking for perfection is wrong in certain ways, for instance a scantily clad female on a calendar is something that some men will look at and fantasies about, the person caught on that picture has the camera suggesting perfect, but she is no more or less perfect than anyone else.

The men that look for her out in the real world, are they thinking she's perfect for the air of beauty that surrounds her, or just the fact that his fellow male peers tend to think "shes a corker".

Personally I think this whole cloning thing is awkward, because even if you made your perfect partner, they would be your junior.

555

A noble post indeed.
You do miss the point tho'.
We aren't searching the world for perfection here, we're searching our souls. That's why this post is in human science not ethics and morals.

Let your hair down and fantasise.
it's just a game
Or are your deepest desires too raunchy for the rest of us??
You tiger:cool:

So your suggesting I should use my imagination, and Supe up my Computer to create the perfect woman like "Weird Science"...

Well I mentioned to you about perfectionism, causing a person to find faults, but I didn't tell you that some people think of everything with "*od's Law" attached,

'What can go wrong, will go wrong'
'when something is too perfect, it usually means it is too perfect'

I would explain my version of "perfection", but... Well there's age restrictions in place... my mothers watching... The suns coming up... My computer has changed codepage and is now typing in Japanese fonts... I can't remember how to press send...

Ah well, I suppose you just can't help some people.

Do what you can to enjoy your life... Just as soon as you get one!:D

Okay BBC, heres 1 for ya...

My perfect man...

He would have to be good lookin of course, even though Im not a biggy on looks.
Maybe Brad Pittish, Benicio Del Toroish. Brad Pitt is cuter but Benicio has alot of sex appeal.
Okay, he has to have a sense of humor (#1)
He has to be a gentleman - opening doors, paying for dinner, etc.
He has to have sex appeal (see above text)
He has to be a mans man, but not to macho. Like, he would protect me but not a shit starter.
I think he would be a man in uniform, I find military uniforms very appealing. He would be dark, tall, and sexy as hell!
Did that help??? Well it sure got me excited
:D

So, BBC, what is your ideal mate? Or did you already post it and I skimmed the thread too fast?

Groove on :cool:

Too fast my sweet too fast indeed.
Must be the thought of all those squadies paying for your quarter pounder and trying to get into your bloomers thru an open door... You huzzy :D
That said I also like a fiesty female who aint afraid to shout me down. Platonic gals of course.
Much respec from ya batty boi!

So, let me get this right. Im a fat huzzy who likes to suck down quarter pounders?:D
Sounds about right!:D
No, that was a joke, but you didnt answer my question about your "ideal" mate:)
Ya holdin back on me! Ya holdin back! No fair!

I did refer you to the post about half way up page one but if your too busy with large fries I'll bung in some bits.

He wil have mousy hair, not too long not too short. He will have a boyish face and a manly smell. He will be fit but not too big (I can't cope with these small dick girlies with big bitch tits.)

He will have a flaw so that his beauty doesn't go to his head. Not mincey, and not too butch he will protect me and seek my protection. We will be equal in all things (Tho' some of us will be more equal than others :D ) only kidding.
I could go on and on It's just easier to pick him out of the photo's page and I'll tell ya if you get it right.

Big Lurve guys keep em coming.

555... isn't that a type of I.C. timer?

:D

:cool: Bbcboy, may I guess which handsome picture is your favorite at the picture thread...?

Then I tell you all my secrets! :cool:

Guess away foxy lady but you know it's yours !!

Come on secrets, secrets, secrets!!!

BBC,

So... were looking for the same guy, huh? He sounds nice:) So we'll be fighting over him next:D
Just kidding, I dont have strength to fight anymore, to busy suckin down fries and big macs:D

Originally posted by esp
555... isn't that a type of I.C. timer?

:D

Yes, there is the I.C. Timer, but the relationship of this handle to that is only due to the nature of "Timing", most notibly "Matrix Bullet Time".

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I hope the rumour is true.

*stRgrL*

You know what they say honey...
A moment on the lips....













and he's yours!!

many loves :p

*Guess away foxy lady but you know it's yours !!*

Yeah right!!! :D

Every man views perfection differently. Largely dependant on how easily he is molded by society, how easily he is molded by friends and yes, even his mother.

To me, perfection is my girlfriend. She's gorgeous, intelligent, fun, funny, comforting, loving, cute, caring.

It's actually pretty amazing that I even go out with her, haha.

Welcome to sciforums tyler!

Ya, everyone thinks they have the perfect mate - at first:D And then time wears on and one day you wake up thinking 'what the hell was I thinkin':D No, Im kidding, I hope you have a long and happy life with your love. Welcome again.


Groove on

I've met such creatures, have yet to court them (as time wears on there is no doubt that I will eventually, but I'm fourteen, and have plenty of time). They truly are the jewels of the universe.


A person could hunt for a million years, scour the world for something that would fry his mind it was so overwhelming, yet I have befriended a few of the ultimate treasures, known one of them since I was six. A mixture of brains and beauty is deadly, and can eat away hours of reasoning (if I ask her she might say no, etc). Time to mull...

Thank you strgrl and Pollux!!

She truly is a gem and an incredible find. I would do anything for her and do. Then again, maybe it's only so incredible because she feels the same to me.

A lucky situation, and a rather R&J like meeting years ago!

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How about joystick compatable?:p

Peace.

Originally posted by bbcboy
...How about joystick compatable?...
Yeah, that too.
And also:

9. Does not require too many resources.
10. Reliable, has good endurance.
11. Upgradable!!

Originally posted by bbcboy
...How about joystick compatable?...
Yeah, that too.
And also:

9. Does not require too many resources.
10. Reliable, has good endurance.
11. Upgradable!!

:D

WOAH DUDE!!!

DEJA VOUS!!!!