I'm open to suggestions.. I possibly have seen them and encountered with conversation. Perhaps some enlightenment would help me as to how they should look like.

Ummm my opinion is that they should probably be dressed in black. Also, black sunglasses are optional, though not reccomended at night, especialy while driving. Other than that, they should be asian. Don't ask why, ok? I can't tell you why, they told me not to say.

Look ordinary... this way no one suspects them

The Original MIB:

http://dylancoveralbums.com/bob/xtributes/boynasue.jpg

Accept no substitutes.

like the g-man from halflife or X-files!

The G-man in half-life wore a blue suit, though! He's no man in black, he's a man in blue. Also, he had no sunglasses, so it just doesn't add up!

hey thats what I think they SHOULD look like, I mean realistically they should look like old guys between the ages of 50-60, in a businessman's suit of dark color, may be very thin and have a voice that causes blood the curdle.

Hey that's a good idea, though. If you put 'em in blue suits people will never see it comming, after all, who would expect that a MIB would be wearing blue? It's the perfect cover. And yes that voice was great. I believe he did the voice of one of the agents in the Animatrix short "World Record" though I could be wrong about that.

Well, what I mean is... I would assume correctly that they DONT look like that in the movie. I mean that would just be a tad obvious. ( i would think anyway).

I beleive they have been seen as different. The ones that I witnessed did have sunglasses and wore black... but not suits, like a cloak/robe.

I also recall having a lengthy discussion with them that I have no idea about yet. That will come in time.

aaaaaaaah, ooook :bugeye:

Originally posted by Doomz02
Well, what I mean is... I would assume correctly that they DONT look like that in the movie. I mean that would just be a tad obvious. ( i would think anyway).

I beleive they have been seen as different. The ones that I witnessed did have sunglasses and wore black... but not suits, like a cloak/robe.

I also recall having a lengthy discussion with them that I have no idea about yet. That will come in time.

Ok. . . I won't contest that you may have met some sort of government agents at some point in your life, that is quite believable. . . but are you actually trying to say that they gave you amnesia? That's not contagious, you know, they couldn't have injected you with something. They couldn’t even have hit you over the head really hard, that only works in cartoons.

On the subject of secret government agents, you know something is fishy if the department of agriculture is up to anything at all. An instructor at my school used to work with the department of Agriculture (legitimately) and he and another member of the staff were sent off to some forign nation for god knows what reason, under the pretence of attending some sort of agricultureal conference which they admitedly just really didn't have any interest in attending. They were assigned a third partner, a "new guy" who they'd never met before, and he aparently kept dissapearing for hours at a time. They learned later that they were supposed to be a cover for this "new guy" who was acctualy working for the CIA. What business he had, of course is not for we meer mortals to know, after all, it's only our tax dollars that fund his actions which are carried out in our name :p

Anyway, just found it interesting that that's the way the CIA operates, hehe.

I'm just trying.. and trying my best might I add.. to think of this as logically as possible as to what occured.. But then again.. nothing in this area is considered logical.

Well what did occur?

Mibs look like normal detectives trust me...

Originally posted by MrMynomics
Mibs look like normal detectives trust me...

Woah, man, you're spooky and mysteriously knowledgeable. I respect you.

Mystech Well what did occur?

Well. for one thing, there was an appearance of two.. one tall and one smaller.

We had an extremely long conversation about something, I don't know what it was about.

Wow, man, the way you paint it it's like I'm there!

Care to be any more spacific?

They are basically masters of disguise..i had problems with them alot because my Dad..Ex- Agent..said some bizarre things about thier actions concerning certain files on certain people...my dad lost all his rights to live,records changed,everything...my name was changed and so was the rest of my family..they ruined my house..claiming to be salesmen,mailmen,a long lost relative..you name it...they just are modern day spys and detectives...i cant really put any info on sciforums online because they will then find me...i have been moving from flat to flat for 9 years...it will be like this forever...i connect my pc to somewhere new to often,If any of you are a so-called mib tell me now and get it over with,and dont try and trace my pc.

If your being chased why would you post on this forum?? You really better know how to use a computer heh. Bullshit BNC'S wont work against anything government,

Its true.It took me an hour to find the courage to do that...i leave at 5am everyday to travel and to continue to use my inherited money,trust me.Make bullshit opinions on it then...i dont care..fuckit.

I know a couple newspapers (aka doctors) who would like to talk to you.

I wouldnt have told you none of this if this thread didnt come up,i cant risk temptation of a thread,i wouldv'e blabbed it out sooner or later,might aswell blab it out on the internet.

O im not doubting you im just saying be carefull ;]

You can post all you want really... they'll find you if they really wanted.

Oh, and btw.. call me insane all you want.. isn't gonna get you anywhere doing that.

Can someone delete the things i have said..im regreting this.This is bad..this isnt a joke...i mean this....

The recovered conversation between Doomz02 and the G-men:

Bigger G-man: Hey you there, yes you have been selected to be the next Hollywood movie star!
Doomz02: Wow really?!?
Bigger G-man: Yes just come with us into our spaceshi/ I mean booth.
Doomz02: wow ok!
Bigger G-man: Ok go stand over their next to him, the perfect replicant.
Doomz02: Oh god do I look like that!?!?
Replicant: HA, I am suppose to be this guy, are you insane?
Little G-man: aaaah well the clone does look a little small
Bigger G-man: Quick give him some high heels!
Doomz02: Ya aaah he looks kind of like me only deformed… alot.
Replicant: aah were the hairy breast growing out of my back a clue???
Little G-man: Well I don’t know what we did wrong in the process.
Replicant: what process? You put me in the washing machine which you kept calling a “pod”, gave me a picture of this guy and told me to “wing it” and “it will be cool”
Bigger G-man: shut up, this will be cool, now get going you have your mission *shoves replicant out the air lock*
Replicant: Aaaah no I don’t!
Doomz02 wife: who are you?
Replicant: I’m your husband aah Domz01 or 02.
Doomz02 wife: Oooook… lets get into the car… and give blood?
Replicant: Ya the Blood drive my favorite!
Doomz02 wife: That was a trick! The real Doomz02 thinks that the blood drive is pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves!
Doomz02 kid: Ya and he is not a good father either: He yells at me and scares me and locks me in attic, and pours liquid on my head that burns, Freezed me with the fire extinguisher, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I can’t remember because he shock me in the head with a car battery…. And he/
Doomz02 wife: Yayayaya ok, and we also know he doesn’t got no stereo sticking out of the side of his neck!
Replicant: Your not buy it are you?
Doomz02 kid: You need to come hit me with a 2x4 then I would believe you.
Replicant: ok well let me get out of these heels first ok?
--- back on the used space ship ---
Doomz02: So where is this movie?
Bigger G-man: Oh dam I forgot, activate the laser rings!
Little G-man: you mean the disco lights?
Bigger G-man: NO! the installer back at the base said they were a laser stasis field!
Doomz02: Nope these are disco light see *crosses over beams*
Bigger G-man: Arrrg you will die now I know it!
Little G-man: Oh look we are getting a message from the replicant,
Bigger G-man: well pick it up lets see if he has de-terraformed the earth yet.
Replicant: hey this isn’t working!
Bigger G-man: why is the de-terraforming not working? it full proof!
Replicant: De-terraforming? That’s the first I have heard of this, was that your plan?
Bigger G-man: aaah one of them, we have many plans.
Replicant: Well maybe your next plan should be to tell me what the plan is! Look that’s it I quit! *Hangs up*
Bigger G-man: Dam! now what do we do?
Little G-man: Ya and what about the Doomz02 here?
Bigger G-man: I got it we will stick him in the de-memorizing room!
Little G-man: You mean the back storage room with the open paint cans?
Bigger G-man: yes you see the paint fumes will make him forget, see how smart I am my mind is like a laser!
Doomz02: You mean like these disco lights?
Bigger G-man: shut up!, get in there now!

I bolded all the good parts because people are lazy butt-hole surfers and won't read the whole @#$%ing thing!

Originally posted by MrMynomics
...they just are modern day spys and detectives...

I thought modern day spys and detectives were modern day spys and detectives... by describing the MIB's as modern day spys and detectives were you perhaps under the impression that those particular jobs were a part of the past?

Originally posted by MrMynomics
Can someone delete the things i have said..im regreting this.This is bad..this isnt a joke...i mean this....

I'm pretty sure that you can delete them yourself, sparky.

Oh, and are you the one who said he'd reviel something wicked badass and secret in like october or something?

Isn't that when the next matrix movie comes out? I bet that you're just involved in some sort of big promotional scheme, aren't you?

Hmm, by the way, Mynomics, we are watching you.

No one read how I trashed Doomz02 and g-men above? :(

Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
No one read how I trashed Doomz02 and g-men above? :(


It's too freaking long;)

Hows that?

WellCookedFetus
it is verry funny :)
maybe you should try writing for a comedy show?
one that does small skits of variouse sorts.

:)

:o I stool that skit sorry :o

Well.. you like to trash people dont you.

Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
:o I stool that skit sorry :o

You stool it? Like shat it out into the toilet?

I thought that the part about blood banks being a pyramid scheme perpetuated by Dracula nad his minions, or whatever was a really introspective bit. Really gets you thinking, you know?

ya it does :D

Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
ya it does :D

Well, ok then. I'll take your word for that.