Were you love sick before?
IF you are really heart-broken, and one day, you receive a wedding invitation card from her/him, do you want to attend it?

I believe love sick is due to jealousy.

Love is a dream (a dream of love).

If the evil ex sends me a wedding invitation, I would like to show up and list for her in point form all the ways she was unfair and bad to me. In front of her new guy and everyone else. No doubt I would be seen as an immature, bitter loser. But she deserves that and more.

Wow, my first love was a rocky road and was filled with pain and regret. The first is the worst to overcome. Still, I sometimes wonder where life has taken her. Yeah, I would attend her wedding and wish her the best had I been invited. ;)

Well i'd be extremely surpriced if i got an invitation :)

In the words of the beatles "She loves you yeah yeah yeah..."

If your ex sends you a wedding invitation, hire a really attractive escort or hooker to go with you, introduce her as your girlfriend who is a neurosurgeon and makes 100k a year. Then spend the service making out with her, and the wedding party detailing what an utter whore your ex was. :)

If your ex sends you a wedding invitation, hire a really attractive escort or hooker to go with you, introduce her as your girlfriend who is a neurosurgeon and makes 100k a year. Then spend the service making out with her, and the wedding party detailing what an utter whore your ex was

Ahh Xez my love, or is it vertigo?! What if his ex turns out to be the escort that he hired?!:)

That would be a problem. :bugeye:

Im sounding more and more like 790 recently...I just hope that I dont fall in love with a dead man, (necros are nasty).

"There's no satisfaction in loving the dead"

"There's no satisfaction in loving the dead"

Not unless you have heating rods....:bugeye:

hmm.... if i recieved a wedding inv. from my first love.

i would cry a little, know he was a live, and pack my things to fly down and stop the wedding. :( :o


....i think....

id go to the wedding and then beat her head in with a tire iron!:D

I'd show up and be happy for her. Even tho there were some wrong-doings on her part in the past I'd show her that I was over it. I would bring my attractive and smart gf and let her know how well we are doing in an attempt to make her realize what she lost.....oh wait, she left me for some old dude with money. Guess she doesn't really care huh :(

"Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you - loving you - loving you
It was like fucking the dead"

I'd show up and be happy for her.

I'd convert to Christianity and "witness" to all her guests. Demand that they accept Jesus, and if they don't, start yelling that they are all damned to eternal hellfire.

The converse thing to do would be to show up in a "God is Santa Claus for adults" t-shirt and ask people if they've rejected Jesus yet.

Joining the Hare Kristna's might work, too.

Or - or - or! Since Seeker is a guy, hire a dominatrix to go with him led on a leash. Explain that you're no longer bitter because your new girlfriend whips you better and that the ex just didn't put enough feeling into it. Should gather her some funny looks.

If that's too far, make leaflets detailing every sexual act she's ever preformed and pass them out. Hell, make some up - what's she going to do, deny it?

OR! Spike the punch. With diueretics. Place "out of order" signs on the bathroom first.

OR! Turn into a major health nut. If someone asks for a smoke, rant about how cigarettes are "cancer sticks". If they serve meat, go on a twenty minute rant about how we should hug animals and not eat them.....

OR! More from the "sexual devience" category:

Bring a goat along on, like, a harness and introduce it as your girlfriend/boyfriend (depending on whether it's a boy or a girl goat).

Bring two women and introduce them as "my girlfriend and my girlfriend's girlfriend". Have them start fucking halfway through the service.

OR! If the guests are political conservatives, take a liberal stance on everything. Explain that Bush lost the popular vote and etc....

If they're liberals, do the reverse.

OR! Hijack the sound system and play really offensive music and or audio for porn movies. The more perverse, the better.

Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you - loving you - loving you
It was like fucking the dead"

wonderful quote.

strange ideas. lol. ..my fav:
If that's too far, make leaflets detailing every sexual act she's ever preformed and pass them out. Hell, make some up - what's she going to do, deny it?

This explains a lot to me.

"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like....love!"

-Homer Simpson

Kinda makes me wish I was bill gates....nah hes got funky hair.:D

I'd go to it. And when the...guy....who does the .....thing (damn, can't remember what he's called) says 'If anyone has any reason as to why these two shouldn't be together, speak now or forever hold your peace' I'd do one of the following

* Laugh Hysterically

* Stand up and shout 'SHIT, I LEFT MY IRON ON' and run out

* Turn up my CD player some more

* Say 'Can you repeat the question please?'

* Start to snore

Thor I would stand up and yell "Hey honey why ya wearin white!?"