View Full Version : Looks like Kamen really is .....the C.O.P>1 representative selectee!


techstuf
12-05-01, 04:38 PM
I have it on good authority that Kamen's "segway" is just that! A segue' to C.O.P>1 acclimatization of the masses! It may prove that the "segway" has a difficult time keeping it's balance as it rides over the poor sots that succeeded before it and whose carcasses are still "warm on the road", so to speak. Give me a "Grebennikov" antigrav scooter any day! show of hands now..... who just can't wait for a new national I.D. implant so we can do away with that annoying "intelligent key" to get our little scooters humming on down to the closest Directware equipped ATM machine???

As for me, I hereby publically abandon my own C.O.P.>1 research in favor of doing BUG studies as an apprenticing entomologist on a small islet south of madagascar.


;)

Teg
12-20-01, 12:07 PM
I found a superior form of transportation. It works from an energy source that can be recharged easily with biomolecules. It is a most efficient design that can also increase the users strength. It's free...legs!

Yes, able to take a person from their parking space to their destination. The last refuge of physical activity.

techstuf
01-02-02, 06:18 PM
Kamen is no sucker.........there is more to the segway....as in Overunity....or near 100% efficient power system.....starting to see shades of Kawai's once planned release of their overunity scooter in Japan......believe me.......in this sociorwellian climate...you can't even GIVE overunity away.......a scooter or other toy makes for a great introduction platform for these technologies while milking the product lifecycle for all it's worth.....and then some.

Pollux V
01-12-02, 10:27 AM
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