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thecollage
04-24-08, 01:34 PM
What is the longest dump one could take? I had one the other day that must have been a couple feet long with a big clump on the end. Anyone experience anything similar.

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04-24-08, 01:36 PM
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cosmictraveler
04-24-08, 01:40 PM
What is the longest dump one could take?

Depends on "how full of shit" you are! ;)

skaught
04-24-08, 01:43 PM
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Anti-Flag
04-24-08, 01:45 PM
How tall's Bono?

shichimenshyo
04-24-08, 01:58 PM
....I dont poop...ever

Steve100
04-24-08, 02:03 PM
How tall's Bono?

Not as tall as Randy's poo.

Orleander
04-24-08, 08:17 PM
How tall's Bono?

LMFAO!!!! I had forgotten about that!

Xevious
05-06-08, 06:56 AM
It's cool when you take such a nasty shit you leave a pile higher than the water.

Challenger78
05-06-08, 08:13 AM
How tall's Bono?

" Don't Call me number two EVER!.".

LOL.

draqon
05-06-08, 11:57 AM
scientifically the maximum size of poop can be as large as the large intestine size and proportional to the energy in muscles required to push the poop out. Also length depends on the food one ate because it affect structural integrity of poop to stay together.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiffness

axial stiffness of poop is k=AE/L ... A is cross-sectional area, E is Young's modulus, and L is length of modulus...and we want to find the largest L value...

the idea here is to first find the correct E (Young's modulus) value for poop...what would poop material be most likely like?

like rubber?
Material Young's modulus (E) in GPa Young's modulus (E) in lbf/inČ (psi)
Rubber (small strain) 0.01-0.1 1,500-15,000
PTFE (Teflon) 0.5 75,000
Low density polyethylene 0.2 30,000
HDPE 1.379 200,000
Polypropylene 1.5-2 217,000-290,000
Bacteriophage capsids 1-3 150,000-435,000
Polyethylene terephthalate 2-2.5 290,000-360,000
Polystyrene 3-3.5 435,000-505,000
Nylon 3-7 290,000-580,000
Oak wood (along grain) 11 1,600,000
Pine wood (along grain) 8.963 1,300,000
MDF (wood composite) 3.654 530,000
High-strength concrete (under compression) 30 4,350,000
Magnesium metal (Mg) 45 6,500,000
Aluminium alloy 69 10,000,000
Glass (see also diagram below table) 65-90 9,400,000-13,000,000
Brass and bronze 103-124 17,000,000
Titanium (Ti) 105-120 15,000,000-17,500,000
Copper (Cu) 110-130 16,000,000-19,000,000
Carbon fiber reinforced plastic (50/50 fibre/matrix, unidirectional, along grain) 125-150 18,000,000 - 22,000,000
Wrought iron and steel 190-210 30,000,000
Beryllium (Be) 287 41,500,000
Tungsten (W) 400-410 58,000,000-59,500,000
Silicon carbide (SiC) 450 65,000,000
Osmium (Os)[3] 550 79,800,000
Tungsten carbide (WC) 450-650 65,000,000-94,000,000
Single carbon nanotube [1] 1,000+ 145,000,000+
Diamond (C) 1,050-1,200 150,000,000-175,000,000

draqon
05-06-08, 12:04 PM
Come on physicists help me out here...what is poop's / dump young modulus value? what is the closest stiffness of the above material that matches that of poop?

draqon
05-06-08, 12:08 PM
I found that average poop's Young modulus is 0.85...based on a hypothesis of carbonic material being poop in general.

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:10 PM
I found that average poop's Young modulus is 0.85...based on a hypothesis of carbonic material being poop in general.

I doubt the consistency of poop is consistant enough to be of practical use.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:12 PM
So we have k = stiffness of poop = A E / L , so L = AE/k, to find maximum value for L I would take a derivative of AE/k...were AE would be constants (A is constant assuming poop cross sectional area is constant and E is value of 0.85 lbf/in²) so a derivative of AE/k is (-1)(AE)(k^-2)...so than we plug in...darn it the whole thing becomes 0...

draqon
05-06-08, 12:13 PM
I doubt the consistency of poop is consistant enough to be of practical use.

Nickelodeon lets assume that Youngs modulus is the same throughout the poop length...ok...

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:14 PM
What about clenching? It affects the cross section of the poop and thus alter its lengths. Tight arses poop longer.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:16 PM
What about cleching? It affects the cross section of the poop and thus alter its lengths. Tight arses poop longer.

having that would require to treat poop in a Mathlab environment...thats way too complex.

EmmZ
05-06-08, 12:16 PM
Weird, is that true? It takes me frikkin hours to shit. I wonder if I have a tight arse, I shouldn't do, it's a two-way by-pass that chute.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:18 PM
Weird, is that true? It takes me frikkin hours to shit. I wonder if I have a tight arse, I shouldn't do, it's a two-way by-pass that chute.

that depends on Youngs modulus of dump you poop out...the Youngs modulus is consistent to the food you eat and its Youngs modulus...so if you eat stiff food like bread than your youngs modulus is quite high making it hard for you to poop properly.

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:18 PM
It takes me frikkin hours to shit.
Try a laxative.

EmmZ
05-06-08, 12:22 PM
They are brown in colour because of bile from the liver, but are darkened by iron and pigments in foods and red wine.

Source:http://embarrassingproblems.co.uk/problems/problempage0901.htm

Explains a lot.:D

EmmZ
05-06-08, 12:23 PM
Try a laxative.

No, I hate shitting, I don't want to do it more than I have to.

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:24 PM
Just dont overdo it. take the right amount and it will simply speed up the passage of shit.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:24 PM
No, I hate shitting, I don't want to do it more than I have to.

than dont eat.

EmmZ
05-06-08, 12:31 PM
Good idea. Eating does get in the way of my talking anyway, so I do consider it superfluous.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:35 PM
Good idea. Eating does get in the way of my talking anyway, so I do consider it superfluous.

exaclty...in Bible it says we can live on spirit alone...no need for sandwiches or food...just spirit of holiness and power of will

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:37 PM
Bible says no such thing, otherwise GOd would not have sent pestilence and drought.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:39 PM
Bible says no such thing

yes it does

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:39 PM
where.

visceral_instinct
05-06-08, 12:40 PM
what about if you cooked poop....that would make it quite stiff

draqon
05-06-08, 12:41 PM
what about if you cooked poop....that would make it quite stiff

but before you got to cook it, it would disintegrate...

draqon
05-06-08, 12:41 PM
where.

Galatians 5:25

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:42 PM
Cooking might help. But whatever you do dont leave it out in the sun, as the top will turn to crust will have a soft, chewy centre.

inzomnia
05-06-08, 12:44 PM
what about if you cooked poop....that would make it quite stiff

Let stay on-topic. The question is what is the maximum length. By cooking it
won't make it longer..

draqon
05-06-08, 12:45 PM
Like I said maximum length of poop depends on its area and youngs modulus of poop

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 12:48 PM
After extensive research on the subject it appears the length can indeed be extended by the ingestion of certain herbs.

Warning: gross pics of the results:
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

inzomnia
05-06-08, 12:51 PM
Like I said maximum length of poop depends on its area and youngs modulus of poop

Then its easy. The longest poop gotta be the one with maximum diameter and
stiffness, because it won't be easily broken!

inzomnia
05-06-08, 12:52 PM
After extensive research on the subject it appears the length can indeed be extended by the ingestion of certain herbs.

Warning: gross pics of the results:
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html


:puke:

j/k.. I didn't click it, thanx for the warning

draqon
05-06-08, 12:52 PM
Then its easy. The longest poop gotta be the one with maximum diameter and
stiffness, because it won't be easily broken!

yeah...but we need a number in meters...of the longest poop.

francois
05-06-08, 12:55 PM
I like it when I take a shit and it's so big and long that it can't help but creep up out of the water.

What? I'm a big guy and I eat a lot.

draqon
05-06-08, 12:57 PM
I like it when I take a shit and it's so big and long that it can't help but creep up out of the water.

What? I'm a big guy and I eat a lot.

very nice to know.

inzomnia
05-06-08, 12:58 PM
Well.. firstly you have to determine the young modulus. From your previous post:

So we have k = stiffness of poop = A E / L , so L = AE/k, to find maximum value for L I would take a derivative of AE/k...were AE would be constants (A is constant assuming poop cross sectional area is constant and E is value of 0.85 lbf/in²) so a derivative of AE/k is (-1)(AE)(k^-2)...so than we plug in...darn it the whole thing becomes 0...


you can do an experiment. As E is a constant, you can calculate it from its
A and L. Everytime you poop, measure its diameter and length, and then plot
it into graph and check the trendline..

p.s.: you can take photo to avoid direct measurement

inzomnia
05-06-08, 01:00 PM
Also, you have to consistently eat the same thing (let say the certain herbs mentioned
in prev post which is assumed can give max stiffness (k)). Then you can calculate the E.

draqon
05-06-08, 01:11 PM
I am not doing any poop experiment, excuse me...

inzomnia
05-06-08, 01:14 PM
But this is scientific...!

draqon
05-06-08, 01:21 PM
But this is scientific...!

you do it. :cool:

inzomnia
05-06-08, 01:24 PM
Sorry, my poop is just for private consumption.

draqon
05-06-08, 01:26 PM
Sorry, my poop is just for private consumption.

thats disgusting

inzomnia
05-06-08, 01:37 PM
Are yours for public consumption? :eek:

draqon
05-06-08, 01:41 PM
Are yours for public consumption? :eek:

inzomnia...girls dont talk about poop...its not lady like

inzomnia
05-06-08, 01:44 PM
what about scientific girl?

http://www.notstuff.com/cat/raunchy/poop.gif

draqon
05-06-08, 01:59 PM
what about scientific girl?

http://www.notstuff.com/cat/raunchy/poop.gif

well scientific girls stay away from such topic...

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 02:10 PM
inzomnia you tried to PM me?

inzomnia
05-06-08, 02:13 PM
inzomnia you tried to PM me?

yes, how do you know?? It said your inbox here is full! :shrug:
I was asking whether (the other site is down) <--- in white font :o,
but apparently its ok now (I am surfing there as well in invisible mode :D).

EmmZ
05-06-08, 02:16 PM
inzomnia...girls dont talk about poop...its not lady like

I do, and I'm a lydeeee.
http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/imalady-721333.jpg

Enmos
05-06-08, 02:17 PM
What a shitty thread this is...

visceral_instinct
05-06-08, 03:05 PM
inzomnia...girls dont talk about poop...its not lady like

Poop, shit, crap, faeces, manure, ordure, dung, excrement, do-do, agent brown, diarrhoea.

Fuck being ladylike.

Enmos
05-06-08, 03:06 PM
Poop, shit, crap, faeces, manure, ordure, dung, excrement, do-do, agent brown, diarrhoea.

Fuck being ladylike.

:worship:

Nikelodeon
05-06-08, 03:46 PM
What a shitty thread this is...

You're so full of crap.

francois
05-06-08, 03:52 PM
What makes you think he's constipated?

inzomnia
05-06-08, 04:00 PM
I do, and I'm a lydeeee.
http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/imalady-721333.jpg

Poop, shit, crap, faeces, manure, ordure, dung, excrement, do-do, agent brown, diarrhoea.

Fuck being ladylike.


http://www.megsmakeup.com/images/Girl_Talk_Box_Cover.jpg:bravo:

shorty_37
05-06-08, 04:09 PM
Poop, shit, crap, faeces, manure, ordure, dung, excrement, do-do, agent brown, diarrhoea.

Fuck being ladylike.

We would expect nothing less from you lol

Btw: This thread turns my stomache! You sickos....

Inzomnia I am shocked in you! :p

Enmos
05-06-08, 04:23 PM
You're so full of crap.

I know.. it's disgusting.

inzomnia
05-06-08, 04:32 PM
We would expect nothing less from you lol

Btw: This thread turns my stomache! You sickos....

Inzomnia I am shocked in you! :p

Shorty, my principe is that... everyone poops naturally! :shrug:

MacGyver1968
05-06-08, 04:43 PM
Fuck being ladylike.

She said, raising her leg to fart, while spitting tobacco juice in the spitoon. :)

draqon
05-07-08, 09:27 AM
Poop, shit, crap, faeces, manure, ordure, dung, excrement, do-do, agent brown, diarrhoea.

Fuck being ladylike.

than you are not a lady.

draqon
05-07-08, 09:29 AM
http://www.polezilla.com/05_08_17/05_08_17_images/bathroominstructions.jpg

Nikelodeon
05-07-08, 02:11 PM
wtf is that.

draqon
05-07-08, 02:13 PM
wtf is that.

Its a sign showing that boys pee in restrooms...and girls are just being shy in restrooms and nuttin else

Nikelodeon
05-07-08, 02:15 PM
http://www.comicspage.com/images/comics/bigicons/loveisbig.gif

Sputnik
05-07-08, 02:52 PM
After extensive research on the subject it appears the length can indeed be extended by the ingestion of certain herbs.

Warning: gross pics of the results:
http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

These pooŽs are either the herbs , tapeworms or photoshop results .....:m:

USS Exeter
05-07-08, 07:45 PM
http://www.comicspage.com/images/comics/bigicons/loveisbig.gif

butt naked?

draqon
05-08-08, 09:17 AM
butt naked?

lacking genetals...:o

they both lack it.

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 03:27 PM
She said, raising her leg to fart, while spitting tobacco juice in the spitoon

Haha. :):)

than you are not a lady.

Yeah, the fact that I use the word shit or faeces is going to melt my ovaries.

draqon
05-08-08, 03:42 PM
Yeah, the fact that I use the word shit or faeces is going to melt my ovaries.

well...no it will not...but it indirectly affects the amount of freedom you give yourself to, so you are most likely not limiting yourself to some drugs or perhaps smoking, or psychological instabilities...which affect the baby development negatively.

Enmos
05-08-08, 03:45 PM
Visceral -> http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kiss5.gif <- Draqon

:D

draqon
05-08-08, 03:47 PM
Visceral -> http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kiss5.gif <- Draqon

:D

def. not ...

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 03:51 PM
well...no it will not...but it indirectly affects the amount of freedom you give yourself to, so you are most likely not limiting yourself to some drugs or perhaps smoking, or psychological instabilities...which affect the baby development negatively.

*farts in your face*

Let me guess, that's gonna me make infertile. :D:D:D

Enmos
05-08-08, 03:51 PM
Oh come one, just admit it :D

draqon
05-08-08, 03:54 PM
*farts in your face*

Let me guess, that's gonna me make infertile. :D:D:D

no not at all...

your action will not do anything directly to affect the baby normal development. However you have increased probability of your inadequate behavior and instable psychology which will affect negatively the development of the baby and thus lessens your chances of being a good mom as well because your psychological instability as a result of your un-lady-like actions will reflect on the baby and the baby will be exposed to this immoral actions and thus you might for example feed the baby coke or pepsi and think its funny when the baby might choke on it and die.

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 04:03 PM
no not at all...

your action will not do anything directly to affect the baby normal development. However you have increased probability of your inadequate behavior and instable psychology which will affect negatively the development of the baby and thus lessens your chances of being a good mom as well because your psychological instability as a result of your un-lady-like actions will reflect on the baby and the baby will be exposed to this immoral actions and thus you might for example feed the baby coke or pepsi and think its funny when the baby might choke on it and die.

No I'd just fart in its face and gas it to death, then use it as a decoration for my bedroom wall.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from the wall?

Art.

What's red and sits in a highchair?

A baby that just swallowed a razor blade.

What's red and brown and sits in a highchair?

A baby shitting out the razor blade it ate earlier.

draqon
05-08-08, 04:05 PM
No I'd just fart in its face and gas it to death, then use it as a decoration for my bedroom wall.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from the wall?

Art.

What's red and sits in a highchair?

A baby that just swallowed a razor blade.

What's red and brown and sits in a highchair?

A baby shitting out the razor blade it ate earlier.

the above statements you made prove my conclusions oncemore.

Because...a real woman would not joke of such.

draqon
05-08-08, 04:09 PM
Enmos do you agree with me or not.

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 04:11 PM
Yup, whatever. Eat poop. And dead babies.

draqon
05-08-08, 04:12 PM
Yup, whatever. Eat poop. And dead babies.

My words resonate through time, and time will show truth I cast.

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 04:18 PM
*farts at you again*

draqon
05-08-08, 04:19 PM
*farts at you again*

more inadequate un-lady-like action further increase the problems in baby developemtn and probability of mortality of the baby

visceral_instinct
05-08-08, 04:48 PM
Please explain exactly how farting at you causes baby development problems?

draqon
05-08-08, 04:52 PM
Please explain exactly how farting at you causes baby development problems?

well the fact that you are suggesting such a thing shows that you do not have lady manners and are allowing yourself such inadequate actions thus widening the freedom of action you allow yourself, that freedom of actions will translate with what you allow the baby to eat, to go, how you handle the baby and such...for example you might just think that if the baby pooped in his pants it is ok and will not tell him it is wrong, or teach him to go to the toilet...:p

visceral_instinct
05-09-08, 11:46 AM
well the fact that you are suggesting such a thing shows that you do not have lady manners and are allowing yourself such inadequate actions thus widening the freedom of action you allow yourself, that freedom of actions will translate with what you allow the baby to eat, to go, how you handle the baby and such...for example you might just think that if the baby pooped in his pants it is ok and will not tell him it is wrong, or teach him to go to the toilet...:p

You're right, I wouldn't.

I'd move to where you live, specifically so I could teach him to poop on your doorstep.

francois
05-09-08, 11:50 AM
Draqon, you're a retard.

draqon
05-09-08, 11:56 AM
Draqon, you're a retard.

rather than telling me what I am not and what I am, contribute to the discussion.

visceral_instinct
05-09-08, 12:08 PM
Would you condemn in the way you just did if a man had farted at you?

draqon
05-09-08, 12:14 PM
Would you condemn in the way you just did if a man had farted at you?

yes I would, but in a different aspect...a man who would fart at me would do me no harm but shows his unstable mind and unable to logically assess situation at hand by allowing something as this to happen, for example I would escalate the issue and will hit him and thus he has decreased his probability of being anything good in life.

draqon
05-09-08, 12:17 PM
Furthermore such individual shows his unstable psychology and this would reflect on his ability to handle social acts such as business deals in a non-productive way, furthermore meaning that he would not be a good financial achiever, thus lowering the probability of him being a good father.

Nesm
05-09-08, 01:28 PM
What is the longest dump one could take? I had one the other day that must have been a couple feet long with a big clump on the end. Anyone experience anything similar.
[roughly] as long as your colon is. The um, world record is (apparently) 7.9 metres. My friend :rolleyes: says you might be able to get more info about the 'world record' here: http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/006472.php

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 02:11 PM
*whiff*

visceral_instinct
05-09-08, 03:07 PM
Furthermore such individual shows his unstable psychology and this would reflect on his ability to handle social acts such as business deals in a non-productive way, furthermore meaning that he would not be a good financial achiever, thus lowering the probability of him being a good father.

You're either messing, or you're extremely fucked in the head.

francois
05-09-08, 03:41 PM
you're still having a conversation with draqon?

draqon
05-09-08, 05:15 PM
You're either messing, or you're extremely fucked in the head.

how am I wrong?

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 05:58 PM
by being incorrect.

draqon
05-09-08, 05:59 PM
by being incorrect.

how am I being incorrect?

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 05:59 PM
by being wrong.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:00 PM
By not be correct

draqon
05-09-08, 06:00 PM
by being wrong.

how am I being wrong?

draqon
05-09-08, 06:00 PM
By not be correct

How am I being not correct?

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 06:01 PM
By expressing inaccuracies

draqon
05-09-08, 06:02 PM
By expressing inaccuracies

How am I expressing inaccuracies?

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:02 PM
Troll, troll, troll this thread gently down the cesspool.. oh uhm.. never mind :rolleyes:

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 06:02 PM
Theres no such thing as trolling in the cesspit.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:02 PM
Troll, troll, troll this thread gently down the cesspool.. oh uhm.. never mind :rolleyes:

How is this thread going down to cesspool when it is already in cesspool?

draqon
05-09-08, 06:03 PM
Theres no such thing as trolling in the cesspit.

Than there is no such thing as not trolling outside of cesspit either?

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:04 PM
That's why I said 'never mind'.. gawd, gosh, sjees.. !!

:wallbang:

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 06:04 PM
Of course there is.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:05 PM
Troll, troll, troll this thread gently down the cesspool.. oh uhm.. never mind :rolleyes:

Haha, that's quite funny considering the thread topic.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:06 PM
Of course there is.

Than what happens when it isn't? :bugeye:

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:06 PM
Haha, that's quite funny considering the thread topic.

It might have been better if I said 'Drol, drol, drol this thread..'.

Figure that one out :p

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:06 PM
Hey, while we're in the 'pool, what do you guys think of my new outfit? Good or preffered the old one?

draqon
05-09-08, 06:07 PM
Hey, while we're in the 'pool, what do you guys think of my new outfit? Good or preffered the old one?

outfit? you killed that poor wolf and are now wearing it as skin?

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:07 PM
Eh.. it's an animal thing I suppose.. keep it ;)

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:08 PM
It might have been better if I said 'Drol, drol, drol this thread..'.

Figure that one out :p
I don't figure stuff out on my own. I listen to other's considered opinions and decide which one I'll adopt.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:09 PM
I don't figure stuff out on my own. I listen to other's considered opinions and decide which one I'll adopt.

what he said is about masturbation, "drool"

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:09 PM
I don't figure stuff out on my own. I listen to other's considered opinions and decide which one I'll adopt.

I like it :D

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:10 PM
what he said is about masturbation, "drool"

Wrong.. it's 'drol'.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:11 PM
Hmmm, it was? I thought it was about drolity (drolety?) and it's connection with shit. I just couldn't make them meet somehow. I'm overthinking this aren't I?

draqon
05-09-08, 06:12 PM
what about if you cooked poop....that would make it quite stiff

excuse me, but that is just nasty.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:13 PM
....I dont poop...ever

If such was true you would be an almost 100% efficient machine and thus would be going against the thermodynamics law of efficiency.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:30 PM
Hey, while we're in the 'pool, what do you guys think of my new outfit? Good or preffered the old one?

Are you MZ3Boy84? Even your name are similar! :eek:

EmmZ vs MZ3Boy84

http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar36145_2.gif vs http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar23486_8.gif

draqon
05-09-08, 06:31 PM
Are you MZ3Boy84? Even your name are similar! :eek:

EmmZ vs MZ3Boy84

http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar36145_2.gif vs http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar23486_8.gif

MZ3Boy84's avatar is smiling...EmmZ is like really angry

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:31 PM
Heh, could be. [dramatic pause] Could be.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:32 PM
Heh, could be. [dramatic pause] Could be.

:eek::eek::eek:

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:34 PM
Although, I'm also part-timing as Enmos, since our names have the same capital leter E at the beginning and the same monosyllabic ring to it... apparently.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:34 PM
thats it, it is definite now...this is MZ3Boy84

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:36 PM
Show me evidence of this sock puppetry! I demand it by the winds of Aeolus!

draqon
05-09-08, 06:38 PM
Show me evidence of this sock puppetry! I demand it by the winds of Aeolus!

winds of Aeolus...thats the same thing MZ3Boy84 has said...:eek:...OMG

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:39 PM
Although, I'm also part-timing as Enmos, since our names have the same capital leter E at the beginning and the same monosyllabic ring to it... apparently.

http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar36145_2.gif vs http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15214_119.gif:scratchin:

draqon
05-09-08, 06:41 PM
http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar36145_2.gif vs http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar15214_119.gif

OMG EmmZ is definetly Enmos. :eek:

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:46 PM
OMG EmmZ is definetly Enmos. :eek:

http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1849769&postcount=26

USS,

will you pick EmmZ for the next 'About the members' ?

Please..

:eek:

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:47 PM
Hmmm, it was? I thought it was about drolity (drolety?) and it's connection with shit. I just couldn't make them meet somehow. I'm overthinking this aren't I?

Close, very close.. lol
Hint: It's Dutch.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:49 PM
Enmos wanted to continue this:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248

Because his thread is lock! That's why he created emMZ :eek:

draqon
05-09-08, 06:49 PM
Enmos wanted to continue this:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248

Because his thread is lock! That's why he created emMZ :eek:

yes I agree...

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:51 PM
EmmZ is not MZ3.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:51 PM
Close, very close.. lol
Hint: It's Dutch.

You have two computers, Enmos? :confused: Alright, I was just kidding. Sorry, EmmZ :D

I just automatically thought so when I saw your new avatar. A while back
then we have also user whose name and avatar is similar to you, but he is a
he, and you are a she :o

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:51 PM
You have two computers, Enmos? :confused: Alright, I was just kidding. Sorry, EmmZ :D

I just automatically thought so when I saw your new avatar. A while back
then we have also user whose name and avatar is similar to you, but he is a
he, and you are a she :o

Don't let it fool ya.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:52 PM
ok now I am completely lost...will you people come clean please.

Who is Enmos?
Who is Emmz?
Who is MZ3Boy84?

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:53 PM
I am not MZ3... or am I ? :scratchin:

inzomnia
05-09-08, 06:53 PM
I am gonna get myself an avatar.... It's about time to do so :scratchin:

draqon
05-09-08, 06:54 PM
people...stop harassing me, come clean

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:55 PM
people...stop harassing me, come clean

You are harassing yourself.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:55 PM
Yay, it's like an eface!

draqon
05-09-08, 06:56 PM
You are harassing yourself.

right.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 06:56 PM
Enmos wanted to continue this:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248

Because his thread is lock! That's why he created emMZ :eek:

Oh cool, I might necromance this thread.

draqon
05-09-08, 06:57 PM
yeah I wanted to ask Enmos about going to Mars exciting topics...

Enmos
05-09-08, 06:58 PM
*Groan*

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:08 PM
How is my new avatar? :idea:

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:09 PM
How is my new avatar? :idea:

Better than a few minutes ago :p

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:11 PM
nice user title Enmos ;)

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:12 PM
Thanks, you too :D

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:12 PM
How is my new avatar? :idea:

In, it's a hand holding a flower right ?

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:14 PM
Better than a few minutes ago :p

Thanks. It's a pity that I have to announce my new avatar in a cesspool in a thread titled long dump. :(

In, it's a hand holding a flower right ?

What do you think? :shrug:

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:15 PM
It could be a sword, though..

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:15 PM
Thanks. It's a pity that I have to announce my new avatar in a cesspool in a thread titled long dump. :(



What do you think? :shrug:

I like it, it's.. well, kinda you :)

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:16 PM
It could be a sword, though..

Uh.. I said I liked it.. :fright:

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:17 PM
Actually it is a poisonous flower which could be functioned as weapon...

Back to topic pls Enmos :o

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:21 PM
Actually it is a poisonous flower which could be functioned as weapon...

Back to topic pls Enmos :o

Hrm.. very well..

Shit, poop, goo, muck, goop, droppings, sludge, guck, ooze, gook, slime, dung, gunk, feces.. err.. did I miss one ?

:p

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:24 PM
Hrm.. very well..

Shit, poop, goo, muck, goop, droppings, sludge, guck, ooze, gook, slime, dung, gunk, feces.. err.. did I miss one ?

:p

VI said about dodo or something :D

[roughly] as long as your colon is. The um, world record is (apparently) 7.9 metres. My friend :rolleyes: says you might be able to get more info about the 'world record' here: http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/006472.php

7.9 metres? That's 4 times taller than me..!

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:24 PM
How is my new avatar? :idea:

Is that a peace lilly? That's so indicative of you Inzomnia.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:25 PM
VI said about dodo or something :D



7.9 metres? That's 4 times taller than me..!

You are 2 meters tall ? :eek:

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:28 PM
Is that a peace lilly?

I suppose it is a white tulip, EmmZ:

http://images.google.com/images?q=white+tulip&gbv=2&hl=en


And it is NOTHING like me :o

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:30 PM
You are 2 meters tall ? :eek:

I said 4 times taller than me...

Me plus it (ouch) is about 9.5

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:35 PM
I suppose it is a white tulip, EmmZ:

http://images.google.com/images?q=white+tulip&gbv=2&hl=en


And it is NOTHING like me :o

Looks more like a 'Lily of the Nile' though..

http://www.simonsvlei.com/01.Home/wetlands/Wetlands_three%20Arum%20Lily's_Zantedeschia%20aeth iopica.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zantedeschia_aethiopica

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:36 PM
I said 4 times taller than me...

Me plus it (ouch) is about 9.5

Well.. 7.9 / 4 = 1.975 meters :shrug:

:p

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:38 PM
Looks more like a 'Lily of the Nile' though..


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zantedeschia_aethiopica

Cool.

Well.. 7.9 / 4 = 1.975 meters :shrug:

:p

Alright, 5 times :(

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:39 PM
That's what I fragin said! Jeezus on a leash.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:40 PM
How do you like my new avatar ?

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:41 PM
Oww Goddd.. there is 2 Enmos/Emmz now :bawl:

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:42 PM
Hahahahahaha, it even confoozed me! As the kids say, "LMFAO!"

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:43 PM
Oh man, you don't wanna be me. I'm grimy and filthy under this avatar. I may exude this air of peace and tranquility but really I'm just a wild she wolf.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:45 PM
Oww Goddd.. there is 2 Enmos/Emmz now :bawl:

Ok, what about 3 :xctd:

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:46 PM
Yeah, that'd be good. I think we should recruit as many as we can.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:50 PM
LOL just having some fun :p

I'll change it back uhm to something else.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:52 PM
Cool!

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:53 PM
Aww, we could have been a forum sub-group. You'd have to drink the special potion first, but we coulda been a special club.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:54 PM
You like that avatar Emmz ?

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:55 PM
Mmm hum.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:56 PM
Mmm hum.

You can have it if you want, I will go back to my old one anyway :)

inzomnia
05-09-08, 07:56 PM
We have three most beautiful avatars now. :o

EmmZ
05-09-08, 07:58 PM
Yeah, I like mine and yours, and yours. Although, it's strange to see you without your kitty face Enmos.

Enmos
05-09-08, 07:59 PM
Yeah, I like mine and yours, and yours. Although, it's strange to see you without your kitty face Enmos.

Save it and use it (if you want): deleted

I'm back to my kitty face.. lol

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:00 PM
Yeah, I like mine and yours, and yours. Although, it's strange to see you without your kitty face Enmos.

I think Enmos asked you if you want to use his new avatar, Emmz.

Nikelodeon
05-09-08, 08:00 PM
Ok, what about 3 :xctd:
crazee

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:01 PM
Shank you. I'll keep it safe and warm and snug.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:02 PM
crazee


Ouch, too late Nik, we have changed our avatars back :D

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:05 PM
I twied but alls me got was "This JPEG image has the incorrect file extension.". :(

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:06 PM
I twied but alls me got was "This JPEG image has the incorrect file extension.". :(

You have to rename it, EmmZ.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:09 PM
Nope, still getting the same denial. Anyway, I'm happy with this snarly face, it'll keep the bad people away.

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:11 PM
Nope, still getting the same denial. Anyway, I'm happy with this snarly face, it'll keep the bad people away.

Hmm strange.. I'll try something else.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:12 PM
I changed the file extension. Try this emmz: http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc247/x_inzomnia/emmzav.jpg

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:13 PM
http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img99/9606/avatarwolfsu6.jpg

Try it now..

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:14 PM
Score!

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:14 PM
Cool :D

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:15 PM
Verrr cool! Thanks Enmos :)

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:16 PM
Beautiful!

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:16 PM
And Inzomnia! :) Wow do we get points deducted for hanging out down in the pits all evening? Ah phuckit, who cares!

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:16 PM
Verrr cool! Thanks Enmos :)

No prob :)

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:19 PM
These were my former avatars: http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img410/5681/avatar1521497gifcq6.jpg http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img410/8672/avatar15214108gifsw8.jpg

Kinda wolfie eh ? lol

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:21 PM
These were my former avatars: http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img410/8672/avatar15214108gifsw8.jpg

Kinda wolfie eh ? lol

Very, that's why draqon confuse :p

EmmZ
05-09-08, 08:23 PM
Sorry if I'm replying a bit slow. I'm a bit slow.

Yeah Enmos, you could morph the two. Very lupinesque.

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:23 PM
Very, that's why draqon confuse :p Sorry if I reply a bit slow, I am chatting with Orleander :)

Hmm How's she doing ? She got withdrawal symptoms yet ?

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:24 PM
Sorry if I'm replying a bit slow. I'm a bit slow.

Yeah Enmos, you could morph the two. Very lupinesque.

Nah, they evolved into a cat ;)

inzomnia
05-09-08, 08:26 PM
Hmm How's she doing ? She got withdrawal symptoms yet ?

I think she is fine. Cheerful as usual :o

Enmos
05-09-08, 08:28 PM
I think she is fine. Cheerful as usual :o

lol ok

USS Exeter
05-09-08, 10:56 PM
lolz

USS Exeter
05-09-08, 10:59 PM
Does anyone know how to shrink animated gifs? I've always wanted this for my avatar:
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii105/ussexeter/myspace-graphics-animations156.gif

EmmZ
05-09-08, 11:00 PM
:shy: Oh my, it feels like some post coital exposure.

EmmZ
05-09-08, 11:02 PM
Does anyone know how to shrink animated gifs? I've always wanted this for my avatar:
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii105/ussexeter/myspace-graphics-animations156.gif

I only know how to use gimp. I'm a primitive sorta gurl.

inzomnia
05-09-08, 11:08 PM
Does anyone know how to shrink animated gifs? I've always wanted this for my avatar:


I guess he knows:
http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar9733_152.gif

USS Exeter
05-09-08, 11:12 PM
That avatar is seriouly one of the creepiest I've seen here.

Nikelodeon
05-10-08, 04:15 AM
www.gif-animator.com

Enmos
05-10-08, 08:34 AM
Does anyone know how to shrink animated gifs? I've always wanted this for my avatar:
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii105/ussexeter/myspace-graphics-animations156.gif

I just use Jasc Animation Shop. Works like a charm.

Here you go: http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img254/8877/myspacegraphicsanimatiobm2.gif

inzomnia
05-10-08, 09:49 AM
Cool! Thanks for sharing, guys.