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Muslim
05-05-07, 04:49 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

GeoffP
05-05-07, 06:24 PM
An hour ago.

Bells
05-05-07, 06:25 PM
TMI

:p

Athelwulf
05-05-07, 07:20 PM
Muslim's drunk.

Bad Muslim!

GeoffP
05-05-07, 07:53 PM
TMI

:p

You want more? I'll smack ya down like Sean Connery.

Bells
05-05-07, 08:26 PM
You want more? I'll smack ya down like Sean Connery.

Mmm hmm.. "ya" can try.:rolleyes:

Just make sure you speak in a Scottish accent for compliance.

I'll just make sure I wear the stilettos for some nut cracking when you try.:)

sisyphus__
05-05-07, 08:38 PM
I thought Bells was a male!!!

Bells
05-05-07, 08:43 PM
I thought Bells was a male!!!

I am.

Geoff is a big girl.:)

fishtail
05-05-07, 09:10 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.


Are there not sufficient words in the English language? or has vulgarity become the norm? i am sure it has not, as only yesterday i went to a
party given by Lady Grove Entwistle ,and i did not hear such an utterance.

MetaKron
05-05-07, 09:35 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

Partly because there aren't any dogfuckers on this board.

MetaKron
05-05-07, 09:36 PM
I thought Bells was a male!!!

She does have balls...

They're mine and I want them back! :m:

Athelwulf
05-06-07, 12:13 AM
Partly because there aren't any dogfuckers on this board.

Good one. :D

Roman
05-06-07, 12:20 AM
It's a good thing Jesus might forgive your sinning, Muslim. Allah isn't so lenient.

GeoffP
05-06-07, 12:23 AM
Mmm hmm.. "ya" can try.:rolleyes:

Just make sure you speak in a Scottish accent for compliance.

I'll just make sure I wear the stilettos for some nut cracking when you try.:)

"Thatsh a lofely garment you're wearing, lashie. I cahn't help but think how well it would look shprawled out on the floor of my bedroom! Ha! Ha! Ha! By the way, Trebeck's mother's a whore, the great girlsh bloush."

nicholas1M7
05-06-07, 12:31 AM
Nick was not here...

James R
05-06-07, 03:11 AM
Muslim has been banned for 3 days. That should be enough time to allow him to sober up.

redarmy11
05-06-07, 03:57 AM
Are there not sufficient words in the English language? or has vulgarity become the norm? i am sure it has not, as only yesterday i went to a
party given by Lady Grove Entwistle ,and i did not hear such an utterance.
Is that the Kensington Grove Entwistles or the Blackburn ones? If it's the Kensington ones tell them that Peewee sends hugs and I'll see them at Ascot!

Such a marvellous couple.

sisyphus__
05-06-07, 01:53 PM
Poor muslim.
He does have a point though, maybe.

spuriousmonkey
05-06-07, 02:27 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

1984

Oli
05-06-07, 02:35 PM
1984
But it's only 19:32 by my clock now...

spuriousmonkey
05-06-07, 02:36 PM
But it's only 19:32 by my clock now...

21:37

redarmy11
05-06-07, 02:37 PM
No, 19:37. Fix your watch.

spuriousmonkey
05-06-07, 02:39 PM
It's a bit pathetic to be online before 20:00.

spidergoat
05-06-07, 05:27 PM
Muslim, you need to start a band, "The Drunk Muslims".

Bells
05-07-07, 12:41 AM
"Thatsh a lofely garment you're wearing, lashie. I cahn't help but think how well it would look shprawled out on the floor of my bedroom! Ha! Ha! Ha! By the way, Trebeck's mother's a whore, the great girlsh bloush."

That just sounds like you are either drunk or have a bad lisp.:p

GeoffP
05-07-07, 01:05 AM
That just sounds like you are either drunk or have a bad lisp.:p

Then the impression was perfect. :cool:

"I'll take 'the rapists' for 300, Alec."

"The...what...that's 'therapists'."

Genji
05-07-07, 08:57 PM
Muslim needs a bitch slappin and a deep tissue massage followed by oral sex and an anal probe. I can taste it all now!!!!!:xctd:

The Flemster
05-09-07, 05:55 AM
when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

When was the last time you saw your mum?

[a-5]
05-09-07, 04:48 PM
Muslim has been banned for 3 days. That should be enough time to allow him to sober up.

Orly? Yarly. Let's have a party...hopefully he won't come back with a couple suitcase nukes (24 reference).

mikenostic
05-09-07, 04:54 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

Post count:
Mikenostic: 232
Muslim: 2183

You first.

[a-5]
05-09-07, 05:12 PM
Post Count:
a-5: 38
Mikenostic: 232
Muslim: 2183

No, you first.

mikenostic
05-09-07, 05:16 PM
;1385127']Post Count:
a-5: 38
Mikenostic: 232
Muslim: 2183

No, you first.

Fair enough. Maybe you should spend MORE time on the internet.
:)

Muslim
05-10-07, 09:34 AM
You dummys look at my post ratio not the amount of posts I have. Look how many posts I make a day.

Muslim
05-10-07, 09:34 AM
Total Posts: 2,183 (3.84 posts per day)

nicholas1M7
05-10-07, 10:01 AM
Muslim you are gay. You have always been gay, and it seems you may always be gay. You dance like a go go boy. And Genji likes to think about the shaking of your dick as you dance.

Genji
05-10-07, 06:51 PM
Muslim you are gay. You have always been gay, and it seems you may always be gay. You dance like a go go boy. And Genji likes to think about the shaking of your dick as you dance.Indeed. This is true. But Muslim isn't gay or I would not find him sexy.

Muslim
05-11-07, 12:17 PM
Yeah am not gay. Yeah I might have tried to rub myself against another boy when I was younger but that shit is standard.

spuriousmonkey
05-11-07, 12:44 PM
Yeah am not gay. Yeah I might have tried to rub myself against another boy when I was younger but that shit is standard.

No, it isn't.

Oli
05-11-07, 12:49 PM
Of course it is - for gay people :D

tablariddim
05-11-07, 01:31 PM
He cracks me up:D

tablariddim
05-11-07, 01:35 PM
Cop: Sir, you were doing 42 in a 30 mile an hour zone.

Muslim: No I wasn't officer, it was 39, but I did do a hit and run last week and I was only doing 28.

Singularity
05-11-07, 01:39 PM
You know what sme of you guys are so fubbny. Why the hell do you spend so mcuh tme on here? why don't you go out and fuck some bitchs and drink some? when was the last tine you got laid?

laters.

Because many of those bitches have taken over the control of Science departments.

Muslim
05-11-07, 04:52 PM
Because many of those bitches have taken over the control of Science departments.

Maybe I should be a scientist then.

Genji
05-11-07, 07:10 PM
Yeah am not gay. Yeah I might have tried to rub myself against another boy when I was younger but that shit is standard.:eek: :xctd: Oh Jesus and the Mary Chain! Thank You for that yummy visual.