Little kids drill a hole into my head!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by airavata, Jun 1, 2003.

  1. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    ok.... i was in bangalore (remember that city sargentlard?

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    ); for a week. anyway..... my return journey home was was on a train.. 5 and a half hour journey. this train was packed with little kids around 5-6 years old. i've always found that between 4 years to 12 years, kids are the most annoying, irritating, little insects on the earth. i call kids between this age 'it.'

    anyway, what made the journey so fucking annoying was that, these kids were just running riot. i mean screaming like hell, playing robber and police in the goddamn compartemt... and worst of all, the crying . i mean some of the younger kids were just crying all the time. there was this kid sitting next to me who just cried for no reason... i mean while he was sleeping he cried. i'm not joking!

    anyway.. the journey turned out to be fucking miserable... the only thing that kept me going was this one cd i had... of The Wall; Pink Floyd. am i the only one who finds kids of this age a pain in the fucking ass or is this condition universal? i'm more than a little pissed off actually after having been puked over by the same dope who was crying while asleep. this ticked off my rage guage!

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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    it takes a while before children become human
     
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  5. platzapS Registered Senior Member

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    sometimes

    I strongly dislike kids who are overly annoying. I have a seven-year-old cousin who thinks im the coolest; he's pretty smart but keeps saying "guess what, Vegita and Goku are morphing to get the dragonballs, guess what, im a monkey, guess what, I have the ultimate Yugio (sp?) attack mode 100 attack point card." It gets annoying, but he can be really nice and interesting. I'm glad I don't have a wild little brother of my own.

    I love teaching little kids about space, biology... and so on--I mean like my four-year-old sister. Some little girls are so "awwwwwww cute. Airavata, I feel sorry for you.
     
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  7. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Aiaravata i don't think it's possible for me to agree with you anymore than i do on what you said. Really....i couldn't even try to.

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  8. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, yeah...

    Weren't you all "annoying little clods" in your own time?
    (me too for that matter...)

    In the suburb where I used to live, across the street there was a family that had two young daughters ... maybe 6 and 4 yrs of age...
    They seemed to gain a perverse delight in annoying one another, and each one's reaction to the other crossing some threshold or other was to shriek like they had been slashed to the bone or fallen down and cracked their skulls...
    I can't recall the number of times I rushed out of my yard expecting to have to apply a tourniquet or call an ambulance.

    After a number of such incidents, I noticed that even their parents seemed to take no notice...

    I got used to it... I guess :bugeye:
     
  9. FireMinstrel Registered Member

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    I agree- those are the worst ages ever. The 4-10-year-olds tend to simply lack brains (never asking questions, always laughing at anything that's foreign to them) and yes- the younger ones cry at the drop of a hat. They get bored in the car- they cry. They fall down on a CARPET with no scrapes, bruises, cuts, and they STILL cry! They could be wrapped from head to toe in foam and if they fell, the waterworks would STILL come!
    The worst part is though, that there seems to be NO useful way to discipline them when they're being brats. I see this all the time in any public area. There's the moms who read all those psychology books and quietly ask their kids to settle down. They get ignored. Then there's the moms who probably wish every day that they'd made that guy wear a condom, who scream at their kids, which only scares them and makes them (you guessed it!) cry really REALLY loudly. Then the mothers scream at them to stop crying, as if the kid will actually listen and suddenly stop.
    Then they suddenly change from brainless crybabies to arrogant know-it-all preteens, who REALLY deserve a good, hard slap in the face.

    That said, not all kids are like that. There are those nice, shy, quiet kids who tend to be the sweetest lil' creatures. And the bright, charming, inquisitive kids who actually have brains, and use them as well. Unfortunately, the other 80% of the young population need to be put into a coma, and fed information(reading, writing, history, math, science, etc.) through some technological means. The other kids can stay, though.

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  10. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    unfortunatly, some parents just can't handle it and really manhandle their kids.... like hitting them whenever they cry and screaming at them for no reason. everything has a flip side.
     
  11. Gifted World Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    It seems yo uhave stages: The baby stage, where they can't do anything so when something needs doing they fuss at you to do it. Then they reach that stage where their somewhat mature. They then degenerate, and sometimes this stage can last into high school. After that they mature again, and then they're adults. some skip stages.
     
  12. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    They are annoying, but also terribly receptive to suggestions of anything exciting. I always tell them how much fun and thrill trainsurfing is. And strictly FORBIDDEN offcoase, the last thing is what really makes them do it.....
     
  13. FireMinstrel Registered Member

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    True- there are elements in children that would benefit society in general if all adults had them. But I still wouldn't take the whole package.
     
  14. Guyute Senior Member Registered Senior Member

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    Kill them......Kill them all.....
     
  15. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    You have no idea how much i want to some of them...(the older ones ages 15-17, when stupidity in most hits astronomical levels)
    the only thing that stops me is the fear of getting ass raped in maximum security prisons.

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    It's gonna suck because how will i tell my girlfriend...(future one) that i can't stand kids....if i get married we'll have to adopt a 19 year old from the get go and raise him on from there.

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  16. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    why don't you just adopt an infant and give it away when it's 5 years old? that way you get the baby when it's cuddly and cute.
     
  17. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    GOD! I hate kids. I had such a bad experience the other day with one, okay two.

    The mom, my sister, went out. She left her kids here with me. Bad idea. I hate kids, can't stand em'. They got into my room to play my PS2 while I was taking a shower. Bad idea. They never made it to my PS2. They were to busy taking my camera, my $100 (used), fujica camera, that was made in 1984. It has been in perfect working condition since 1984. I've never had a problem with it, period. It's completely automatic to. No flash. It's a camera that I use for photography. They got their greesy little hands all over the lense, and the mirrors inside of the camera.

    I caught em' red handed. I fucking yelled sooooo loud. Then their mom came home. I yelled at her. She said that she would pay to have it cleaned. I calmly (yelled) told her that the mirrors had been messed with. Rendering the mirrors useless. In other words, buy me some new mirrors, bitch. Once you touch a mirror inside of a camera, it's all over. You can't do jack about.

    Fucking kids.

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  18. siledre Registered Senior Member

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    Gaah, little bags of walking germs, that's all they are, keep them away.. aaaaaahhhh!
     
  19. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    ...Still maybe 80 percent of you guys will get pussytrapped by a women at some point in your life to bring another kid in this world

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  20. kazakhan Registered Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    WOW!

    Do any of you people have children?
    By the sounds of most comments, it seems most of you are teenagers? Yet already you've forgotten that you were probably just like them.
    I bet you'd all hate to have a 10 years younger version of yourself hanging around.

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  21. doom Registered Senior Member

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    Erm you were a screaming little bag of shit when you were a kid aswell i bet.

    Damn i was hoping this thread was gonna be about how some crazy kid with a black and decker drill decided to give you a lobotomy.
     
  22. kazakhan Registered Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    That was my point bright spark, your very insightful

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  23. doom Registered Senior Member

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    Who says i was talking to you?
     

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