Me and my friend Paul were talking about his trip to the movies with some girls and I came up with this equation.

OK, heres the equation...P=Paul G=Girls X=How many times paul will have sex.

so...

1p = -3g(x)

we need to get paul and the girls alone. Add 3g to both sides. The 3g is negative because as it stood, paul couldnt have sex with something he cant get. Its not possible to get a negative.

here's how it stands

1p + 3g = x

Now chances are Paul will not get three girls. Its the Nerds dont get more than one postulate. Divide everything by 3.

You get...

1/3p + 1g = 1/3x

Since 1/3 of paul (which is his penis) gets to have sex with one girl for a 1/3 of the time. It all equals out since this being pauls first time he will only last a 1/3 of the time. There you have it.


Any suggestions, corrections, or anything else is great. Im bored as hell.

Who's paul again?

how do you visualise having 1/3 of the time for sex......sounds a bit like Clinton when he said that it wasn't sex......ha

is that quantum mechanical.....? suppose you have an infinite number of Paul's as sample in the same state.....and a third of them...

err....

clinton says " it wasn't sex I was only doing it 1/3 of the time" ha .......

"sex". What's that?

"sex". What's that?


"What's sex" = "What is sex" and it depends on what your definition of the word "IS" is. :D

I've been married 20 years. Need I elaborate?

I've been married 20 years. Need I elaborate?


Wait until you have 46 years. :D

Hum,
is it something to do with Pauli's exclusion principle?

@Gondolin
It should be `<i>My friend Paul and I</i>`, BTW

I've been married 20 years. Need I elaborate?

well I guess you know what sex ISN'T :)

Ha! Right.

Paul is just someone I go to school with. You have to know Paul to understand the whole equation. It is impossible to imagine this Paul with a girl. We always kid around with him.

Oh yea, the third of the time is an inside joke. The full time is three seconds. I forgot to explain that.

I think Paul should have as much sex as he can fathom (intended, hehe.).
Geistkiesel

Here's something I saw written on a desk at the back of a lecture theater.

Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money^2

Money = (All Evil)^0.5
Money^2 = All Evil
Girls = All evil

Of course everyone knows that the battle of the sexes is over, don't you? The women won naturally, nolo cntendre. After all the women have essentially 1/2 of all the money and all of the interesting body parts.
Geistkiesel