Little Obama Humor

Get ready for comedy acts everywhere to begin with black president jokes...i know that they have already started around here. A couple I have heard already--


"In Preparation for Obama to come to the white house, Sub Woofers have been installed in the white house and the Cadillac One Limo. He simply stated, it was "So I can keep Stompin in my Air Force Ones"

"First Pardon as president is going to OJ Simpson so he can run in 2012."

"Thanksgiving will no longer have Turkey as the chief meat, it will now be Churches Chicken."

"In order to solve stock crisis, Obama has recommended that stocks be sold and money reinvested in Gold....Teeth."

"First Monday after be is inducted in, All white people will required to go to the cotton fields for orientation."

Ok, so pretty stereotypical.

 

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One of the guys at work told me one.

"they wouldn't give us 40 acres and a mule, so we took 50 states and the white house"

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I'm lousy at mocking clothes, but somebody has to say something about Michelle's dress at the Grant Park rally.

Queen of the Ants?

Even Jackie O had a couple of unfortunate ventures in haute couture. Not landmarked red with the proper apron positioning for the White House kitchen, maybe.

She's by far the hottest First Lady of my lifetime - possibly of anyone's - so the elegance thang has to be done right. We're going to notice.

 

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I thought her chest and stomach were glowing.

 

It was a bad choice of dress.

 

Michelle Obomer and hot don't belong in the same scentence.

 

Can we start calling him H?

 

Calling him BO just seems wrong.

 

Is the US an Obamination?

 

Will the white house couches be wrapped in plastic?

 

Will they have chitterlings for holiday meals?

 

I have a serious case of jungle fever, but I agree. She's hideous, like a monster almost. Her gremlin face and gawky body are just revolting. GWB's bitch was hotter, considerably.

Hillary, I'll give you...

 

I agree, I don't really find her or Cindy attractive. In this election, Palin was so-so and Mrs. Kucinich won the race.

 

I never saw a picture of Mrs. Kucinich until I read this.
I have to agree with all the above.

 

That one was pretty good.
The rest - not so funny.

I appreciate off-color humor as much as anyone, but just sticking the words watermelon and fired chicken into a sentence doesn't make it joke - never mind funny.

 

You guys are blind.

Mrs. Kucinich has not made First Lady status yet.

 

Maybe not, but she's pretty hot.

 

Obama joke:

Presidents - now available in black!!!

 

Beige is the new black..?

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEheeeheehehhehhooooo!

Man that was awesome, One_Raven. Watermelon and Fried Chicken. Hoo!

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