View Full Version : Let's Say There is a God...


airdog
11-21-02, 09:15 PM
...maybe our civilization, planet, solar system, galaxy, universe, is just another stop on our God's route...he's/she's/it's like the regional manager and has to answer their supervisor (middle management)--who, in turn has to report to the Big Boss...And the Big Boss is a total jackass! Just wondering...

Tiassa
11-21-02, 09:58 PM
A man comes before God and says, "Lord, I'll bet that a million years is like a second to you."

And the Lord says, "It is so."

And the man says, "Lord, I'd bet that a million dollars isn't even worth a penny to you."

And the Lord says, "It is so."

And the man says, "Dad, do you have a penny I could have?"

And the Lord says, "Certainly son. Just a second ...."

Can we not then theorize that "God" is a job description that falls under labor union regulations, and that God is merely on a five-minute coffee break?

thanx,
Tiassa :cool: