Saw this on the IMDB boards for ROTK and thought it was great enough to share with my own people...

Orcs- *seeing flaming Dethenor falling off tower*- RUN AWAY!!

Aragorn - Legolas, you can stop showing off now.

Pippin: Hey Merry what do you wanna do tonight?
Merry: The same thing we do every night Pippin, try to convince the world we aren't gay!

Eomer: We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms.
Aragorn: Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo a chance.
Eomer: Who?"

One of the Beacon Lighters: I keep telling them to get AOL Instant Messenger ... but do they listen to me? NoOOOoooo.

Sam to Frodo as Frodo stands on the precipice: Frodo! What are you waiting for!? Why don't you just throw it in?
Frodo: I'm wondering how much I could get for this on eBay ...
DENETHOR: "It's called a ...Bic...lighter? Strange is this new device. May I try it?"

Frodo:Faramir, you must let me go!
Faramir: Or what? You're dad will beat up my dad?

Gandalf: All our hopes now lie with two small hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.
Aragorn: Is it too late to change our plan?


Got any to add?


the idea (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt01672/board/nest/4906553)

Great. Absolutely great.

(Wish I did have more to add...)

Gandalf in Isengard in Fellowship:

"Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise trade...madness for reason! I'm in!"

Elrond meeting Aragorn in the tent...

Elrond: You look surprised to see me, again, Mr. Aragorn! That's the difference between us. I've been *expecting* you.

:m:

Eomer: We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms.
Aragorn: Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo a chance.
Eomer: Who?"

Hahaha!

Bilbo: This is Sting. It blows glue when Orcs are about.

Arwen Talking To Elrond

Arwen in sexual, breathy voice: Dada, there is still hope, I must stay.

Elrond: Why the hell are you talking to me like that!? I'm your frikk'in father!

the link is not working for me

Morgul King to Sauron: Look Boss, I'm telling you. I felt the Ring out there in the Dead Marshes. Let me take a few Orc legions and we'll get it for you.

Sauron: Fool, idiot, nincompoop. You where 3 foot away from it in the Shire and closer on Weathertop but got scared by a little fire. I'm demoting you to Master of the Trolls Stools. Go sweep shit for a living.

Outtakes

Sam: I have the ring, Frodo. I took it when I thought you were dead. It's right.... um..... hey.... I can't find it. Crap... I think I might have dropped it off the mountain back there.... Um... hang on, I'll be back.
Director: CUT!

Ghost leader dude: You said you will release us.
Aragorn (forgets his line): Um... ah......... No. (everyone on the set laughs)
Director: CUT!

Orc: Heave up the ladder!
Ladder heaves up, but misses the castle short a couple hundred feet and hits the ground.
Orc: Whoops.
Director: CUT!

Gimly: Okay, but don't tell the elf, okay?
Aragorn tosses Gimly, but doesn't quite toss far enough and Gimly falls quite far.
Director: MEDIC!

heehhe... Where did you get those Blackstream? I think tor.net has some more, but can't be bothered go look just now.

Oliphant driver while stomping through the riders of Rohan:

"haarr! uurgh!..... um..... dammit, Line!

heehhe... Where did you get those Blackstream? I think tor.net has some more, but can't be bothered go look just now.

Made them up on the spot:)