Haahahaha!
G'day Kremmen you schmuck, where have you been?

Check out about the members round nine!
30 odd posts about you and you were AWOL.


Welcome back.

Haahahaha!
G'day Kremmen you schmuck, where have you been?

Check out about the members round nine!
30 odd posts about you and you were AWOL.


Welcome back.

Choose from the following.

1. I got bitten by a bluie. Primetime Aussie TV and got visited by Kylie in patterned stockings.
She was very nice and all.
Big News here because there's no sea in the English Midlands.

2. I decided to invade Papua New Guinea and rescue everyone.
Rambo says I am a copy cat.

3. I had work to do.

I've read the messages.
And to anyone who said who's that.......
Who are you yer scumball. Never heard of you either!
.......mumbles

Sure. Good to see you back.

We had an earthquake in the UK.
We never get them, or at least we always think they are something else.

The earthquake started at 1 am, centred on Market Rasen.
Only one person was injured, by a chimney that dropped through his bedroom ceiling.

You sure it wasn't the US trying to see if you were awake ?. The guys at the missils silos tend to get bored.

You sure it wasn't the US trying to see if you were awake ?. The guys at the missils silos tend to get bored.

Could be it. They were missing me on sciforums.
Regarding people thinking it was something else.
(remember that this minor quake is a 30 year event in the uk)

I thought it was animals running around my bedroom.
Sleepy note to self: must capture animals tomorrow.

I thought this was stupid, but my brother told me that he spent the next three hours awake,
thinking it was poltergeists.

I thought this was stupid, but my brother told me that he spent the next three hours awake,
thinking it was poltergeists.
... and others would conclude that Martians had landed,
'God' was angry at them for eating that donut before bed,
Beings from the centre of the earth were digging their way to the surface,
The list could go on, but it does give you an idea how many superstitious beliefs originated in the first place.