View Full Version : Klingon Sex - A real subject


CounslerCoffee
05-19-04, 05:17 AM
Klingon sex is very close to bondage. I've never noticed until recently. Klingons, when mating, beat the holy hell out of each other. Also, a bite on the cheek can initiate a mating ritual.

I find this highly unusual in the ST universe. Other species don't have sex, some species have it every seven years, but Klingons have it often. I believe that Gene Roddenberry was trying to tell us something; the warrior is a lusty brutal beast.

In searching around the web I found several sites where people dress up as Klingons and get it on. How is this different than furries? Are they in the same class, or are they in a class of their own? Is this normal for people to have fantasy where they're dressed as Klingons?

For those of you who wonder; yes, I have way to much time on my hands. Please discuss seriously. I want some human science people in here to explain some things to me.

Thor
05-19-04, 05:38 AM
Normal people NEVER fantasize about being Klingons...and being Klingons while doing it...NEXT!

So, Klingons are into S&M...more fo the M then anything else I see. This could prove useful one day.

CounslerCoffee
05-19-04, 05:49 AM
I'm just baffled by a race where it's okay to beat your wife. I remember an episode of DS9 where Dax had to go see Doctor Bashir because she had three broke ribs. She didn't fall down the stairs, Warf and her went hardcore on each other.

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 05:03 AM
Are the women also allowed to beat the men?

Logically Unsound
05-26-04, 05:04 AM
yeah, when in voyager that cook dude mates with some klingons that they meet, he comes to the door with broken face, etc.

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 05:07 AM
I wonder if the penis of a klingon man is similar to that of a cat. If it has hooks that rip the inside of the vagina of the female to stimulate it?

It would suite the nature of the klingon. Always on the prowl for destruction even when they try to create something.

Logically Unsound
05-26-04, 05:12 AM
quite possibly, although i dont think that conversation ever came up;
Wharf: were losing power to the aft deck!!!
Dax: yeah, but you rip up my pussy every night wiht your hooked dick!!

riiiiiggghhhtttttt.

Closet Philosopher
05-26-04, 07:15 PM
LOL

On Voyager, did you see it when Neelix ruined Tuvok's quarters when he had sex with a female Klingon? So, I guess females beat too. Wow, that is hilarious that people would dress up like Klingons. *giggles*

I think that the penis of a male is like a normal one, but is like 18 inches long and really wide and he ejaculates a lot :)

Or, maybe the penis can be a shortcoming of being a klingon :(

Logically Unsound
05-27-04, 04:14 AM
yeah, thats the episode i was refering too. i just cant remember names etc cause i never watched more than two episodes.

SpyMoose
05-27-04, 05:25 PM
Normal people NEVER fantasize about being Klingons...and being Klingons while doing it...NEXT!

So, Klingons are into S&M...more fo the M then anything else I see. This could prove useful one day.

Ha, don't be such a prude. I bet even you would have fun getting dressed up all fancy and then grappleing with your partner while doing it. Does all sex have to be done in a darkened bedroom in missionary position with two members of the oppocite sex? Why can't there be role playing and costumes? Maybe some folks don't share you everlasting child like facination with vanilla sex, and like to switch it up a bit.


Also... I knew about this too, but I believe it was from an episode of DS9 where quark had a klingon girlfriend and kept showing up with neck brases, or his arm in a sling... you know, because the sex was so good.

bandwidthbandit
05-28-04, 12:24 AM
It's because Klingons have small dingdongs.

StarOfEight
05-29-04, 07:21 AM
I'm just baffled by a race where it's okay to beat your wife. I remember an episode of DS9 where Dax had to go see Doctor Bashir because she had three broke ribs. She didn't fall down the stairs, Warf and her went hardcore on each other.

Among the Yanomano, this brutal warrior culture in South America, beating your wife is considered a sign of affection, and wives who haven't been beaten severely enough will complain.

goofyfish
06-11-04, 09:50 AM
Yanomamö, I believe?

I knew they beat their wives, I did not know the wives "demanded" it. Any links?

:m: Peace.

Spiletta42
07-03-04, 04:13 PM
I recently did some research on the subject, with the kind assistance of Voyager's EMH. Our findings are here:

http://sky.prohosting.com/spiletta/klingon.html

I hope you find this helpful.

§outh§tar
07-03-04, 04:18 PM
What is a Klingon?

sargentlard
07-04-04, 03:11 PM
What is a Klingon?

A fictional, agrresive, warrior race of people created by Gene Roddenberry. Think of Ganghis Khan and times it by a few billion. They have the capacity to be civil and intelligent but fighting is in their blood.

With that said....

....this thread scares me.
:bugeye:

pkman
04-17-10, 03:28 PM
well i think i do that type... i mean i dont have a hooked penis or somethiing but u know wat i mean....sounds weird though being compared to some aliens....

Jozen-Bo
04-18-10, 08:55 AM
Klingon sex is very close to bondage. I've never noticed until recently. Klingons, when mating, beat the holy hell out of each other. Also, a bite on the cheek can initiate a mating ritual.

I find this highly unusual in the ST universe. Other species don't have sex, some species have it every seven years, but Klingons have it often. I believe that Gene Roddenberry was trying to tell us something; the warrior is a lusty brutal beast.

In searching around the web I found several sites where people dress up as Klingons and get it on. How is this different than furries? Are they in the same class, or are they in a class of their own? Is this normal for people to have fantasy where they're dressed as Klingons?

For those of you who wonder; yes, I have way to much time on my hands. Please discuss seriously. I want some human science people in here to explain some things to me.

Does this mean we aren't very far off form having Klingon pornography soon...:confused:

queengeek
12-14-10, 07:26 AM
Right now I'm just posting off my phone but I'll be on line a bit latter. I'll throw up a you tube that should give some more humor to the topic and also a serious opinion on the subject of male Klingon anatomy.

queengeek
12-14-10, 08:16 AM
youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=--kCrNy5bO0

This is the video I mentioned. Also another thing to remember why trying to understand the creators concept on this subject is the fine line that exists between pleasure and pain. This may well had been nothing more than a personal joke and disturbed observation on those individuals who are unable to reach a climax without pain stimulation. This is very common in fact amongst those who had difficult and or abusive childhoods. But also remember the random that is the human race. There are still those out there who have had normal early years and still developed a need for pain during intercourse.

My apologies for how the YouTube info was posted. As I have not been on the site long enough I don't have those official rights so you will just have to type it in yourselves.

jmpet
12-14-10, 09:23 AM
I see no real relevance to this thread as Klingons are a made up species of people in a fictional universe... it's subject to the laws of the universe getting rewritten by a hack.

queengeek
12-14-10, 09:32 AM
Have you never thought on literature just for the entertainment value. I personally enjoy getting into the head of the author and or origin creator just to try for that small glimpse of the world through their eyes.

jmpet
12-14-10, 04:25 PM
You miss my point. All it will take is some sci fi hack to write some new Star Trek novel and all of a sudden there are new rules to the Star Trek universe.

I can elaborate specifically, but I believe the point is self-relevant.

Fraggle Rocker
12-15-10, 02:32 PM
Remember on DS9 when Quark married the Klingon widow because it was the only way their laws allowed her to keep the family business? After a couple of days he asked her if that was long enough, and how do you get a Klingon divorce anyway?

She said, "That's easy." She punched him in the nose, which knocked him to the floor, then spit on him when he was down, and uttered a few ritual words in Klingon. Then she said, "OK, we're divorced now."

I remember somebody asking Worf what a Klingon courtship ritual was like. He got this real dreamy look in his eyes and said, "The woman screams and hurls heavy objects at you."

"Well what do the guys do?" the human asked.

"We recite tender love poems... and duck a lot."

I get the impression that it's the women who are more violent.

Pinwheel
12-15-10, 02:35 PM
What is a Klingon?
Something that hangs around Uranus.

ScaryMonster
12-29-10, 01:28 AM
quite possibly, although i dont think that conversation ever came up;
Wharf: were losing power to the aft deck!!!
Dax: yeah, but you rip up my pussy every night wiht your hooked dick!!

riiiiiggghhhtttttt.

Klingon penises aren't hooked! But they're still disturbing to non Klingons.

http://jennculp.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PenisEye4-576x1024.jpg

siphra
02-04-11, 01:25 PM
In answer to some of the ?s arising here, I see it as a D/D relationship (its ok to beat your wife because its ok for her to beat you during the copulation) not as a D/s relationship. You could look at it as being very closly related to 'traditional?' (I don't even like using the term) BDSM style relationships, but both partners are expected at the same time to be the Dom. with no sub.

Sounds fun actually .