I've seen the Japanese culture make the schoolgirl fantasy an art form. I've seen where Germans are portrayed as loving big strong women in uniform and/or leather. The British tend to get spanked my teacher.

Is what is considered kinky an ethnic thing or a religious thing? What is Americas? Has it always been so, or now we know due to the internet? I think everyone is born with a kink, but are we born wanting to be hurt or is it programed?

No one wants to be hurt on purpose. Those that portray anyone "enjoying"

getting hurt are only trying to brain wash others into believing that getting

hurt is something good and that others get hurt all of the time. This only

leads to a false sense of what reality is all about and makes people start to

lose what little value they have left. Values that tell us when someone is

getting hit hard it is a criminal offense and should be punished by the law. If

we see that is is somehow "OK" to beat others then out minds will be

thinking along that line of thought whenever we see it being done and

worse of all we will start either doing it ourselves or not taking action when

it is being done to someone we know.


Kinky shit, in my opinion , only is a gateway to other bizarre types of

behavior that those doing it want others to join in along with them so that

they can have more"victims" to beat, torture and mutilate. Just watching

anyone get hurt on purpose makes us want to prevent it but when they

show us that some people like it we are being manipulated into thinking

many would enjoy such treatment where that just isn't so.

so S&M to you is a mental problem?

so S&M to you is a mental problem?

Well, I'm no doctor but it would seem to me that anyone that wants to

either be hurt or hurt others for the "fun" of it must have something wrong

with them. Don't you think so too? Would you allow your husband to beat

the shit out of you because it gets himoff and makes him feel good?

...Would you allow your husband to beat the shit out of you because it gets himoff and makes him feel good?

no, but that's not what either of us like. People do bondage, spanking, etc. It doesn't have to involve blood and broken bones.

"Tie me kangaroo down, sport.."

*Weakly resolves to stay out of thread.*

They use the word "kinky" instead of Assault and battery. Whenever you

abuse someone that is a criminal offense. If people enjoy hurting others

then they are in need of some professional help because I have not known

anyone in my life that wants to do that. Let us put those in jail that only

think that assault and battery is "kinky" for they really need a wake up call.

I don't care if its spanking or whatever it still is a criminal offense.

Rubbish!!! There's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

Rubbish!!! There's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

:spank: :bravo:
agreed.

Is there one ethnic/social group that has a greater % of fetishes?

Rubbish!!! There's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

Even slapping someone that really isn't into it is wrong and if you can't understand that then you should seek professional help soon. :p

umm, cosmic, I think your crotch would like a word with you.

:crazy::wallbang:

I repeat: there's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

I repeat: there's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

with consensual ANYTHING!


So is America known for one type of kink over another?

I repeat: there's nowt wrong with a bit of consensual slap and tickle.

And when that little slapping becomes a hard hit will you still think its

consensual? When the partners buttocks are red and glowing will you then

think its fun for the one receiving the slaps. You see when you start with a

gentle slap things COULD get out of hand, no pun intended, and trouble

can loom ahead. If you don't start slapping then nothing will develop,

hopefully.

And when that little slapping becomes a hard hit will you still think its

consensual? When the partners buttocks are red and glowing will you then

think its fun for the one receiving the slaps.....

aww damn. I need to call my husband. WHEW!

Everytime I bend over to pick something up nietzche slaps me! :eek:

Everytime I bend over to pick something up nietzche slaps me! :eek:

Careful the forum police will report me for assault.

Everytime I bend over to pick something up nietzche slaps me! :eek:

Sounds like a personel problem. If you like it then you're only asking for trouble....perhaps. Lifes a risk, do you want to chance it? ;)

.... If you like it then you're only asking for trouble....perhaps. Lifes a risk, do you want to chance it? ;)

cosmic??? yes!

cosmic??? yes!

Well then that's your problem, after all I can do is show you the way to

the water I can't make you drink it.

Is spanking still considered to be Kinky??? I've always thought it was a bit vanilla

So is America known for one type of kink over another?

Faking. Fake tits, fake smiles, fake mannerisms, fake emotions. If Americans have a fetish for anything it's a fetish for being lied to.

Certainly the current administration bears this out.


And when that little slapping becomes a hard hit will you still think its

consensual?

I didn't consent to you double-spacing your posts, making them painful to read. Pretentious twit.

Is spanking still considered to be Kinky???

not particularly, unless men are being spanked.

I didn't consent to you double-spacing your posts, making them painful to read. Pretentious twit.

Tough, I don't really care , obnoxious rascal.

not particularly, unless men are being spanked.


Why is it deemed Kinky for men, but not women?????

a power macho thing. :rolleyes: To be spanked is to be submissive

Faking. Fake tits, fake smiles, fake mannerisms, fake emotions. If Americans have a fetish for anything it's a fetish for being lied to. ...

Holy crap. I never thought of that. I think you're right. All the pretending and roll playing.

cosmictraveler: Serious spankers have safety words. Is the answer to your questions.

cosmictraveler: Serious spankers have safety words. Is the answer to your questions.

Thank you. :)

a power macho thing. :rolleyes: To be spanked is to be submissive

Not necessarily: some people simply like pain.

Holy crap. I never thought of that. I think you're right. All the pretending and roll playing.

I was more referring to out of bed than in it. The whole "trying to get into bed" part.

Not necessarily: some people simply like pain. ....

He asked why it wasn't as common for men to be spanked vs women. Do you think women like pain more than men?

cosmictraveler: Serious spankers have safety words. Is the answer to your questions.

is OUCH!!!!!!!!! one of them? :rolleyes:

He asked why it wasn't as common for men to be spanked vs women. Do you think women like pain more than men?

John99 "thinks" that people take sexual pleasure in going to the gynecologist; I don't really care about his opinion because it's sure to be asinine.

And, I disagree with the premise.

My husband will let me bite, scratch, pull hair, but if I ever tried to spank him...nope. Its submissive.

My husband will let me bite, scratch, pull hair, but if I ever tried to spank him...nope. Its submissive.

Too much info :bugeye:

Too much info :bugeye:

Everytime I bend over to pick something up nietzche slaps me!

Now, either you're being haunted in some odd way by the ghost of Friedrich Nietzsche, or you're a huge hypocrite.

My husband will let me bite, scratch, pull hair, but if I ever tried to spank him...nope. Its submissive.

Pics or it didn't happen. And...well our experiences diverge.

Now, either you're being haunted in some odd way by the ghost of Friedrich Nietzsche, or you're a huge hypocrite.

Well the discussion was about slapping..........so I was on track.
I didn't care to hear about the biting and ....hair pulling or whatever.

Btw: didn't you notice in that little quiz we did recently we got almost the same profile :eek: LOL

My husband will let me bite, scratch, pull hair, but if I ever tried to spank him...nope. Its submissive.

Not enough info I'm afraid. We need more detail...much more detail.

Yes, and photos.

Do you have any videos for sale?

Not that I'm suggesting you're a whore or anything!

You probably are though.

Why is it deemed Kinky for men, but not women?????

i am not sure.:D

John99 "thinks" that people take sexual pleasure in going to the gynecologist; I don't really care about his opinion because it's sure to be asinine.

And, I disagree with the premise.

What premise do you disagree with? And i never said that.

Too much info :bugeye:

Thats for sure shorty.

Well the discussion was about slapping..........so I was on track.
I didn't care to hear about the biting and ....hair pulling or whatever.

Btw: didn't you notice in that little quiz we did recently we got almost the same profile :eek: LOL

I mentioned pain: she brought up things that could be considered painful. And maybe we didn't care to hear about your boyfriend's cutesy antics.

It's probably why we bicker. Are you a Scorpio, by chance?

It's probably why we bicker. Are you a Scorpio, by chance?

Cutesy antics is one thing........what she is revealing is quite another!


Scorpio yes I am.......you? :eek:

And maybe we didn't care to hear about your boyfriend's cutesy antics.


I thought that was nice. I am picturing it now.:D

I thought that was nice. I am picturing it now.:D

HAHA :spank:

ha ha ha thanks Shorty:thumbsup:

I thought that was nice. I am picturing it now.:D

Please don't share your fantasies: imagining a flabby old dude masturbating over shorty 37's posts makes me want to hurl.

What premise do you disagree with? And i never said that.

Shorty will say this is too much info, but none of my boyfriends have had a problem with being dominated.

Scorpio yes I am.......you?

Yep. FIgures.

Shorty will say this is too much info, but none of my boyfriends have had a problem with being dominated.



Yep. FIgures.


HAHA No that is not too much info....

Figures? what does that mean ;)

Please don't share your fantasies: imagining a flabby old dude masturbating over shorty 37's posts makes me want to hurl.


I am not a flabby old dude XEV, far from it. Lokk in my profile that is my age and if you want to see whast i look like just look for my pic in the picture thread and you will see.:rolleyes:

I am curious and will look for that. If you are handsome I will turn gay.

I am curious and will look for that. If you are handsome I will turn gay.

thats funny. go ahead and look, i hope someone does show it so Xev can see how ----- she is....:D

How ----- she is?

I am not a flabby old dude XEV, far from it. Lokk in my profile that is my age and if you want to see whast i look like just look for my pic in the picture thread and you will see.:rolleyes:

Wow, you're desperate for the internet's validation.

HAHA No that is not too much info....

Figures? what does that mean

Scorpios tend to be rather snarky with each other.
If you give that sort of thing credence.

How ----- she is?

I'm very hyphenated.

Wow, you're desperate for the internet's validation.

.

what is that supposed to mean?

Here it is.

[image removed by request]

You look like [removed]

[image removed by request]

And sorry, but it doesn't make me feel the slightest bit gay. You look like a idiot.

Here it is.

And sorry, but im gay. You look like a idiot.

Holy crap thats freaky. take it down.:bawl:

i dont even look like that guy anyway, just maybe in those pictures. Well gotta go now see you.

That I'm fond of hyphens. They're nearly as sexy as going to a gynecologist. Ooh, hyphens.

That I'm fond of hyphens. They're nearly as sexy as going to a gynecologist. Ooh, hyphens.

i felt bad for calling you stupid. ha ha ha.

Here it is.

[image removed by request]

You look like [removed]

[image removed by request]

And sorry, but it doesn't make me feel the slightest bit gay. You look like a idiot.

Lawl, yeah I really do not want to think about a muppet-looking dude jerking off over shorty37's posts. Apparently I'm neither wrong nor hyphenated.

Come on though, Xev. Gynaecologists, eh! Lucky barstards. Lucky, lucky barstards.

Nudge, nudge.

Wink, wink.

Red...have you ever, you know, slept with a lady? Eh?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I think the picture of John is cute (if that is him in the top one lol )

Come on though, Xev. Gynaecologists, eh! Lucky barstards. Lucky, lucky barstards.

Nudge, nudge.

Wink, wink.

I'd hate to scrape all day at people's stds. But I'm sure they get to encounter cool fungi:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/sushi_1983/candida.jpg

Isn't this thread better suited to Free Thoughts?

/just asking

Ask Orleander. Ask her also if she wants you to delete all my, as usual, off-topic posts.

Or better still, just make a decision once in a while instead of pussyfooting around.

I mean, Jesus.

Isn't this thread better suited to Free Thoughts?

/just asking

"Yeasts are a growth form of eukaryotic microorganisms classified in the kingdom Fungi, with approximately 1,500 species described.[1] Most reproduce asexually by budding, although a few do by binary fission."

Now that's kinky.

Oh goanboyleread :mad:

Isn't this thread better suited to Free Thoughts?

/just asking

This is funny.......If I had posted this thread in your Science & Society it would have been turfed so fast. It wouldn't have made it past page 1. nooooooo you are aren't biased :rolleyes: Almost every post I make there gets deleted.......

No I is good mod.

I hear a whiiiiiiiiiiine; off she goez!

Um, I've had dreams about being hurt for a long time.

I also have amazing anime porn games *Woa*

If you want to move it to Free Thoughts, fine. But I was thinking it was how some societies seem to have a certain kink. I especially notice a lot of school girl ones in Asian media.
Also, are we born with a kink or does it get programed?

And Xev was right was right shorty. We were talking about pain/submisivness. If it offends your sensibilities, maybe you shouldn't read a thread entitled KINKY SEX STEREOTYPES.
If you don't know anything about this subject, feel free to ask questions. Just like I'm sure you do in the math/physics threads. I promise not to post any words your children may find startling. Unless your children correlate hair pulling, biting and scratching with sex?? :shrug:

Now, who called me a whore!? :p

Is the most prevalent fetish role playing or S&M? Or does role playing cover everything?

Red...have you ever, you know, slept with a lady? Eh?
Well... no.


What's it like?

Well... no.


What's it like?


LIke touching a big bag of sand.

Come on though, Xev. Gynaecologists, eh! Lucky barstards. Lucky, lucky barstards.

Nudge, nudge.

Wink, wink.

I'd imagine they look at a whole lot of really disgusting looking diseased vulvas for every nice one they see... besides, you know how people who work in chocolate factories eventually get sick of chocolate? well, i wouldnt want to date a gynaecologist :)

Ha ha. I suppose it would be a bit of a busman's holiday.

Link: "Savage Love" podcasts (http://podcasts.thestranger.com/savagelove/archives.php). Excuse me, the "Savage Lovecast".

The United States is a melting pot of perversion. I mean, we've made a kink out of interracial love. We're so quasi-repressed that people are calling in for advice about their desire to ejaculate in their partner's mouth. "Skullf@cking"? "Pie-in-the-face"? (I was actually quite relieved--maybe that's the wrong word--when I found out it wasn't a coprophilic code-word, but rather the real thing: smacking your lover with pies.) Armpit sex? Oh, hey, episode 36 of the above-linked "Savage Love" podcasts includes the question of whether or not kinkiness is genetic. (Click Here (http://www.thestranger.com/podcasts/files/savagelove/savagelove-062607.mp3)). Try episode 30: "Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?"

Ron Jeremy is actually revered among some men because he could suck himself on camera. (What, you didn't think people liked him because he was cute, did you?)

I know someone whose requirements include "poor, uneducated, and/or minority".

Okay, I'm going to have to spend some more time with Lovecast #36 (linked above):

Here's my question about desires like spanking, bondage--that type of thing--that I'm curious about, that seems to be something that runs in my family ....

(Savage Lovecast #36)

Seriously, it's hard to keep a straight face, but this is,in fact, a very important call.

And yes, there comes a point at which it seems psychological.

"Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?"


Interesting link, gotta read that. Isn't Spenda like sugar, wouldn't be like having sand in your vagina??? :confused:

Thank Tiassa!

...We're so quasi-repressed that people are calling in for advice about their desire to ejaculate in their partner's mouth.....

wow, really?
so one person's 'tame' is another's perversion. I guess I should have figured that from the nudity thread.
But if it happens behind closed doors, where no one can see or judge, why wouldn't everyone get their freak on?

Isn't Spenda like sugar, wouldn't be like having sand in your vagina???

It's a sugar substitute. I think it's granular, but I don't use it so I don't know.

The regular column, while often bizarre and shocking, is tame compared to the podcasts.

• • •


wow, really?

See episode 52 (http://podcasts.thestranger.com/savagelove/archives.php):

This week, a straight man wonders why he can’t maintain a relationship. Maybe it’s because he’s an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend’s mouth. A young gay man is terribly, terribly nervous. So much anxiety! Plus, a trucker who likes the bi ladies, and the sex craze that’s allegedly sweeping the nation: skullf@cking.
C’mon, you know you’ve done it…

Call and tell us ALL about it: 206-201-2720

And listen closely for this sentence: “Coat her molars with my dying DNA.”
Hot!

(Click to listen (http://podcasts.thestranger.com/files/savagelove/savagelove-101607.mp3))

so one person's 'tame' is another's perversion. I guess I should have figured that from the nudity thread.

Note that the capsule above goes from "racked [sic] with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend's mouth" all the way to "skullf@cking".

Heh ... heh-heh. I said sic.

Just once I want to hear Mike Judge to that voice for "skullf@cking".

I would think splenda would melt.

Splenda™ Slurpee®?

why dont you two just get a web cam?

why dont you two just get a web cam?

Dirty perv.

I am not a flabby old dude XEV, far from it. Lokk in my profile that is my age and if you want to see whast i look like just look for my pic in the picture thread and you will see.:rolleyes:

The pic from when you were 14? One wonders why you cling to that old photo so.

Dirty perv.

watching is another kink isn't it? Or everyone watches so much porn, that only watching in person is?

Dirty perv.


Christian perv.

I would think splenda would melt.

For you, cause you're hot.

Dirty perv.

i know what your pissed about.:D

The pic from when you were 14? One wonders why you cling to that old photo so.

does he have one of those too?

watching is another kink isn't it? Or everyone watches so much porn, that only watching in person is?

What?:eek:

Sonofa i thought that was Shorty. you bastard:mad:

Link: "Savage Love" podcasts (http://podcasts.thestranger.com/savagelove/archives.php). Excuse me, the "Savage Lovecast".

The United States is a melting pot of perversion. I mean, we've made a kink out of interracial love. We're so quasi-repressed that people are calling in for advice about their desire to ejaculate in their partner's mouth. "Skullf@cking"? "Pie-in-the-face"? (I was actually quite relieved--maybe that's the wrong word--when I found out it wasn't a coprophilic code-word, but rather the real thing: smacking your lover with pies.) Armpit sex? Oh, hey, episode 36 of the above-linked "Savage Love" podcasts includes the question of whether or not kinkiness is genetic. (Click Here (http://www.thestranger.com/podcasts/files/savagelove/savagelove-062607.mp3)). Try episode 30: "Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?"

Ron Jeremy is actually revered among some men because he could suck himself on camera. (What, you didn't think people liked him because he was cute, did you?)

I know someone whose requirements include "poor, uneducated, and/or minority".

Okay, I'm going to have to spend some more time with Lovecast #36 (linked above):



Seriously, it's hard to keep a straight face, but this is,in fact, a very important call.

And yes, there comes a point at which it seems psychological.

I think of people like redarmy11 and Nickelodeon and I take Savage love with a pinch of salt.

/hmm that sounds kinky!

Is watching porn a kinky perversion?

I think thats natural curiosity; unless that's all you do.

I think thats natural curiosity

so are drilling holes in walls to watch neighbors/family just natural curiosity? Or a perversion?

I think thats natural curiosity; unless that's all you do.

Cavemen didn't do it.

Sonofa i thought that was Shorty. you bastard:mad:

Reported for garbage mouthness.

I think of people like redarmy11 and Nickelodeon and I take Savage love with a pinch of salt.
Ha. I think of Sciforums member ---------- and Sciforums member ---------- and I realise that there are people out there who really would put Splenda in unexpected orifices.

Cavemen didn't do it.

And your evidence for this is what exactly?

Cavemen didn't do it.

??? they just rolled over and watched.

Ha. I think of Sciforums member ---------- and Sciforums member ---------- and I realise that there are people out there who really would put Splenda in unexpected orifices.

Hey there, you're looking sexy today.

Cavemen didn't do it.

But i bet they might if porn was around back then.

so are drilling holes in walls to watch neighbors/family just natural curiosity? Or a perversion?

Depends on the reason I guess; its an invasion of privacy, but thats something we've assumed as a mantle of civilisation, innit?

I've seen prostitutes being screwed on roadside pavements and they couldn't care less, but would they care if they were in their homes changing clothes?

??? they just rolled over and watched.

No I think they had single family caves, in the caveman projects they had to all pile into the same cave.

??? they just rolled over and watched.

You dont know that for sure. They may have been very private, i think that is more likely. I dont see modesty as a gradual occurrence, to even consider this is not realistic. If that is what you mean.

Is modesty the wrong word? i dont know what you call it.

You dont know that for sure. They may have been very private, i think that is more likely. I dont see modesty as a gradual occurrence, to even consider this is not realistic. If that is what you mean.

I think they didn't have your sexual hang-ups. They 'bathed' together, dressed together, pooped together...just like animals.
It may not have been kosher to stand there and watch, but I don't think they had your kind of modesty.

I think they didn't have your sexual hang-ups. They 'bathed' together, dressed together, pooped together...just like animals.
It may not have been kosher to stand there and watch, but I don't think they had your kind of modesty.

Your living in a fantasy. Hang-ups would have nothing to do with it. Simple to figure out.

I think they didn't have your sexual hang-ups. They 'bathed' together, dressed together, pooped together...just like animals.
It may not have been kosher to stand there and watch, but I don't think they had your kind of modesty.

So true, and nobody just popped down to the gap to get a new pair of trousers. Physical modesty most likely had very little place in prehistoric society.

Do you think they take them off before the start??

http://www.livingstone.cz/vystava/photos/dani_07_02.jpg

They probably keep their socks on.

I'm a bit late to this...better than coming too early to it though.

Its generally acknowledged that the English lead the world is strange fetishes. I mean we have to lead the World in something.

When someone as odd as William Burroughs says we are peculiar then we have cause to worry!

"the English like to be beaten by rulers and hairbrushes (err.what!!?) and are very odd sexually :mad:

..but they're very sophisticated people..and that explains why"


Oh in that case, its alright, Bill! :p


..why didn't say that in the first place?

:shrug:

so are drilling holes in walls to watch neighbors/family just natural curiosity? Or a perversion?

In my case it was just very bad DIY.

Seriously, it's hard to keep a straight face, but this is,in fact, a very important call.

And yes, there comes a point at which it seems psychological.

Wow. Sexual fantasy is psychological. Never would have thought of that. Speak on, prophet of the unexpressably obvious.

well, there are people that eat scat, have cigarettes put out on them, etc. I have a hard time thinking that isn't mental. But, that could be my own preferences colouring my judgement there.

Well, been trying to keep it to myself but
here's my little kinky thing.. and sadly some ethnic groups may have trouble trying to reciprocate if they should feel so inclined because, my friends, this manouevre requires a foreskin ( and a reasonably large and elastic one at that). see what happens is this, once the penis( mine) is throbbing, blood-engorged and changing through shades of peuce, lavender and other attractively named versions of purple, my lover who is often larger than my own 323 bushels of pulsating ebony pontiac, proceeds to endeavour to roll the previously inserted pearls( from my youthful days on the Broome pearl luggers, but I digress.)which reside pridefully along the shaft of my magnificent torpedo which has come, over the decades, to resemble a oversized chokito into the sacred vestibule just posterior to my glowing knob.
Working the pearls up the shaft with her powerful and dextrous tongue, my ample bodied, honey coloured paramore slurps and sucks the pearls into a neat globular, if dimpled mass before supplanting herself like an expectant baboon before me as I begin the rythmic strumming of my pearly proboscis on the meaty mounds of her delightful derriere, working up a tribal beat, I then mount my musty mistress and one by one force the jewels of the sea back towards my tightening scrotal haven.
When all the pearls have made their prodigal return.... well lets just say all hell breaks loose!
Tuh! Spanky, spanky...puhlease!

Oh!, and where does this practise make it's home, somewhere in the South Pacific, our little secret!

Pff. Time to revive post of the week, I think.

well, there are people that eat scat, have cigarettes put out on them, etc. I have a hard time thinking that isn't mental. But, that could be my own preferences colouring my judgement there.

Sorry Orleander - I was just saying that everything is basically psychological, while simultaneously expressing my distain for people that feel restatement of the obvious amounts to contribution. One member in particular; not you. :)

Well, been trying to keep it to myself but
here's my little kinky thing.. and sadly some ethnic groups may have trouble trying to reciprocate if they should feel so inclined because, my friends, this manouevre requires a foreskin ( and a reasonably large and elastic one at that). see what happens is this, once the penis( mine) is throbbing, blood-engorged and changing through shades of peuce, lavender and other attractively named versions of purple, my lover who is often larger than my own 323 bushels of pulsating ebony pontiac, proceeds to endeavour to roll the previously inserted pearls( from my youthful days on the Broome pearl luggers, but I digress.)which reside pridefully along the shaft of my magnificent torpedo which has come, over the decades, to resemble a oversized chokito into the sacred vestibule just posterior to my glowing knob.
Working the pearls up the shaft with her powerful and dextrous tongue, my ample bodied, honey coloured paramore slurps and sucks the pearls into a neat globular, if dimpled mass before supplanting herself like an expectant baboon before me as I begin the rythmic strumming of my pearly proboscis on the meaty mounds of her delightful derriere, working up a tribal beat, I then mount my musty mistress and one by one force the jewels of the sea back towards my tightening scrotal haven.
When all the pearls have made their prodigal return.... well lets just say all hell breaks loose!
Tuh! Spanky, spanky...puhlease!

Oh!, and where does this practise make it's home, somewhere in the South Pacific, our little secret!

:wtf:

Well, been trying to keep it to myself but
here's my little kinky thing.. and sadly some ethnic groups may have trouble trying to reciprocate if they should feel so inclined because, my friends, this manouevre requires a foreskin ( and a reasonably large and elastic one at that). see what happens is this, once the penis( mine) is throbbing, blood-engorged and changing through shades of peuce, lavender and other attractively named versions of purple, my lover who is often larger than my own 323 bushels of pulsating ebony pontiac, proceeds to endeavour to roll the previously inserted pearls( from my youthful days on the Broome pearl luggers, but I digress.)which reside pridefully along the shaft of my magnificent torpedo which has come, over the decades, to resemble a oversized chokito into the sacred vestibule just posterior to my glowing knob.
Working the pearls up the shaft with her powerful and dextrous tongue, my ample bodied, honey coloured paramore slurps and sucks the pearls into a neat globular, if dimpled mass before supplanting herself like an expectant baboon before me as I begin the rythmic strumming of my pearly proboscis on the meaty mounds of her delightful derriere, working up a tribal beat, I then mount my musty mistress and one by one force the jewels of the sea back towards my tightening scrotal haven.
When all the pearls have made their prodigal return.... well lets just say all hell breaks loose!
Tuh! Spanky, spanky...puhlease!

Oh!, and where does this practise make it's home, somewhere in the South Pacific, our little secret!

Is that erotic literature in elaborated speak??

No, just fun and games Island style, I'll tell you more when you're old enough.

No, just fun and games Island style, I'll tell you more when you're old enough.

Old Enough??? I'm 19

I wonder what societies that don't show skin think is kinky. shorts and a tank top? I REALLY wonder what the Amish think is kinky.

Pretending to be Baptists.

Pretending to be Baptists.

LOL!

"Oooh, Rebekah, dance for me!"

[titters] "Why, Amos, you know that's a sin!"

etc.

I was thinking of them getting baptized in the stream in a giant T-Shirt.
Did you ever see The Secretary where she wore a harness? I think the Amish have plenty of access to tack like that.

cosmictraveler: Serious spankers have safety words. Is the answer to your questions.
is OUCH!!!!!!!!! one of them? :rolleyes:

Never. A safety word has to be something you would NOT exclaim involuntarily, because screaming is part of the fun. Also, there are usually two safety words (I use "yellow!" and "red!"). First means "ease off", second means "stop right now".

And Cosmictraveler, if you are still reading this thread, in any real consensual S&M relationship it is the bottom who is really in control -- because it is the bottom who sets limits. A top who exceeds these limits suddenly finds him/herself without a partner. Claiming that S&M is domestic abuse is as stupid as claiming sex is rape.

CONTENT WARNING: Come on, it's me, and I'm giving you a content warning on this link. Take me seriously on this.

Ellis, Warren, "Sunday Hangover 010 - America broke sex (http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/22595/)"

Just remember, though ... apparently, Wil Wheaton is down with it. (Apparently he contributed to the jacket copy for Crooked Little Vein.

I was thinking of them getting baptized in the stream in a giant T-Shirt.
Did you ever see The Secretary where she wore a harness? I think the Amish have plenty of access to tack like that.

...you're implying Amish "ponygirls"? Nasty.

...OT: Tiassa, I think I forgive you for the insults from before in the Barbie thread. I'm not sure who started that one. I respect you a little more for your links to filth.

I think asian people are more into scat kink than others. If you look at a scat site, lots and lots of asian men.

Tiassa, I think I forgive you for the insults from before in the Barbie thread. I'm not sure who started that one. I respect you a little more for your links to filth

Thank you, Geoff. And I'll try to be nicer about those little disputes in the future. To be honest, I'm just waiting for the "anti-American" denunciation. Who will it be, who will it be?

Well, I'm no doctor but it would seem to me that anyone that wants to

either be hurt or hurt others for the "fun" of it must have something wrong

with them. Don't you think so too? Would you allow your husband to beat

the shit out of you because it gets himoff and makes him feel good?

not necessary so, sorry but....the beauty of S&M is that you have to trust the otehr person allbeit female or male to stop when you say, and also the submissive likes to be oredered around and tied up and spanked, and the dominate partner likes the power over them, has long has they are both consenting adults and trust each other then there shouldnt be a problem with it.

I've seen the Japanese culture make the schoolgirl fantasy an art form. I've seen where Germans are portrayed as loving big strong women in uniform and/or leather. The British tend to get spanked my teacher.

Is what is considered kinky an ethnic thing or a religious thing? What is Americas? Has it always been so, or now we know due to the internet? I think everyone is born with a kink, but are we born wanting to be hurt or is it programed?

Here is a complete roadmap to the most common kinks / fetishes:

http://www.deviantdesires.com/map/mapmain.html

Would you allow your husband to beat

the shit out of you because it gets himoff and makes him feel good?


Only spank :D

check out www.fattyfarm.com

Its so fricking funny, although be careful it can make you go blind and seriously hungry for jaffa cakes if you stare for too long!