View Full Version : Kill your wife in 4 easy steps, bible style.


tony2
01-07-02, 11:29 PM
Step 1 - "Go in unto" her
Deuteronomy 22:13
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,

Step 2 - Declare that she is "not a maid"
Deuteronomy 22:14
And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:

Step 3 - Demand her parents to prove otherwise
Deuteronomy 22:15
Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:

(Uh-oh. They can't prove shit!)
Deuteronomy 22:20
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:

Step 4 - Join in the stoning party! Oink!
Deuteronomy 22:21
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

razz
01-07-02, 11:35 PM
I think thats just too funny ...pmsl

:D :D :D Go Tony ....Go Tony .....Go Tony2 :D :D :D

Godless
01-07-02, 11:57 PM
Whores are blessed by god, why not do as Hosea?

Hosea, Chapter 1
SAB

1:1
The word of the LORD that came unto Hosea, the son of Beeri, in the days of Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, and in the days of Jeroboam the son of Joash, king of Israel.



1:2
The beginning of the word of the LORD by Hosea. And the LORD said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom, departing from the LORD.
1:3
So he went and took Gomer the daughter of Diblaim; which conceived, and bare him a son.

Or if you prefer! Just keep the virgins
Numbers:

31:17
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.


31:18
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.


Don't Ya! just love it?:rolleyes: