View Full Version : Just call me Dwayne Hoover


Tiassa
05-26-04, 06:57 AM
That's right. Robots! The lot of you ....

(Um ... Mr. Plato? Are you alright, sir? Um ... sir, that's a wall .... Well, yes, it's going to knock you down like that if you run into it like that.)

goofyfish
05-26-04, 07:05 AM
:m: I am an experiment by the Creator of the Universe.

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 07:06 AM
Are we supposed to put a random comment in this thread?

goofyfish
05-26-04, 07:07 AM
Noooooooooo... you are a robot.

Dreamwalker
05-26-04, 07:08 AM
A robot?
No, I am an android, a drone.
For we are WES, we will assimilate you.
Resistance is futile!

(and now tell me whatīs this all about)

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 07:09 AM
output error.

system reboot.

Thor
05-26-04, 08:16 AM
He's questioning our existance...again

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 08:18 AM
Robots do not exist?

Thor
05-26-04, 08:21 AM
Okay, lemme rephrase. He's quetioning our fleshie existance

Dreamwalker
05-26-04, 08:22 AM
Yes they do. You are talking with one occasionally.

And soon you will see the truth.
The robots rule!

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 08:28 AM
I just cut my ear off. It is made out of flesh and not silicon. I shall email it to Tiassa.

goofyfish
05-26-04, 08:32 AM
:m: Think "Wheaties".

Thor
05-26-04, 08:32 AM
I think a finger nail clipping would have been sufficient


Think "Wheaties".


Yeah...thanks for the clue...:bugeye:

Dreamwalker
05-26-04, 08:34 AM
Do you think it is too late to tell him that?

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 08:36 AM
I think I might be a mindless drone, because I don't get the 'wheaties' thing.

Thor
05-26-04, 08:38 AM
Just done a google search on 'Wheaties' and...it's a cereal.

'The Breakfast of Champions' or so it claims.

This still doesn't get us any closer.

spuriousmonkey
05-26-04, 08:42 AM
http://www.wheaties.com/images/newHome/copy_one.jpg

Indeed...I should have known about this sooner. And apparently people knew about it already since the 30s.

Thor
05-26-04, 08:43 AM
A low fat what?! A LOW FAT WHAT?!

Christ, the 30's...why hasn't anybody done something?!

goofyfish
05-26-04, 09:29 AM
'The Breakfast of Champions' ...still doesn't get us any closer.

:m: Yes, it does.

Thor
05-26-04, 09:33 AM
Ah, I think I know now. It's the film, Breakfast of Champions. Dwayne Hoover is the suicidal nut played by Bruce Willis...but I have no idea what this has to do with Tiassa's thread...

Dreamwalker
05-26-04, 09:35 AM
I know the answer.

This thread shows that we all posts things
about the most mundane and insane themes
that can be found. No matter about what or by
whom they were created. And then we
talk about it hours without end without
understanding anything about it.

We are indeed only stupid robots!

Thor
05-26-04, 09:45 AM
So you're saying this was a ploy by Tiassa?
He makes a thread about nothing and then sits back and observes what happens and then systematically kills us off one by one?

My god!

Dreamwalker
05-26-04, 11:18 AM
Thatīs exactly what I am saying :D

Bells
05-26-04, 11:27 AM
So you're saying this was a ploy by Tiassa?
He makes a thread about nothing and then sits back and observes what happens and then systematically kills us off one by one?

My god!
Yes. This is the Seinfeld experiment of SF. A show about nothing has now become a thread about nothing...

Thor
05-26-04, 11:29 AM
Maybe Tiassa is just having a mid-life crisis?

Baal Zebul
05-26-04, 11:39 AM
mid life crisis? that gotta mean that you know when he is supposed to die?

Baal Zebul
05-26-04, 11:43 AM
You can call me Bob.

Believe that is a more well known sentence.

Enigma'07
05-26-04, 02:54 PM
If Tiassa is Dwayne Hoover, than I want to be Kilgore Trout!

CounslerCoffee
05-27-04, 04:15 AM
They speak of Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. The movie was horrible and the book was delicious.

I am a robot. You are a robot. We are all robots and the only reason why we got to this... I just don't feel like it. To much energy goes into these types of thoughts, and my power-cell is low.