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View Full Version : Just call me Dwayne Hoover
That's right. Robots! The lot of you ....
(Um ... Mr. Plato? Are you alright, sir? Um ... sir, that's a wall .... Well, yes, it's going to knock you down like that if you run into it like that.)
goofyfish 05-26-04, 07:05 AM :m: I am an experiment by the Creator of the Universe.
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 07:06 AM Are we supposed to put a random comment in this thread?
goofyfish 05-26-04, 07:07 AM Noooooooooo... you are a robot.
Dreamwalker 05-26-04, 07:08 AM A robot?
No, I am an android, a drone.
For we are WES, we will assimilate you.
Resistance is futile!
(and now tell me whatīs this all about)
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 07:09 AM output error.
system reboot.
He's questioning our existance...again
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 08:18 AM Robots do not exist?
Okay, lemme rephrase. He's quetioning our fleshie existance
Dreamwalker 05-26-04, 08:22 AM Yes they do. You are talking with one occasionally.
And soon you will see the truth.
The robots rule!
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 08:28 AM I just cut my ear off. It is made out of flesh and not silicon. I shall email it to Tiassa.
goofyfish 05-26-04, 08:32 AM :m: Think "Wheaties".
I think a finger nail clipping would have been sufficient
Think "Wheaties".
Yeah...thanks for the clue...:bugeye:
Dreamwalker 05-26-04, 08:34 AM Do you think it is too late to tell him that?
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 08:36 AM I think I might be a mindless drone, because I don't get the 'wheaties' thing.
Just done a google search on 'Wheaties' and...it's a cereal.
'The Breakfast of Champions' or so it claims.
This still doesn't get us any closer.
spuriousmonkey 05-26-04, 08:42 AM http://www.wheaties.com/images/newHome/copy_one.jpg
Indeed...I should have known about this sooner. And apparently people knew about it already since the 30s.
A low fat what?! A LOW FAT WHAT?!
Christ, the 30's...why hasn't anybody done something?!
goofyfish 05-26-04, 09:29 AM 'The Breakfast of Champions' ...still doesn't get us any closer.
:m: Yes, it does.
Ah, I think I know now. It's the film, Breakfast of Champions. Dwayne Hoover is the suicidal nut played by Bruce Willis...but I have no idea what this has to do with Tiassa's thread...
Dreamwalker 05-26-04, 09:35 AM I know the answer.
This thread shows that we all posts things
about the most mundane and insane themes
that can be found. No matter about what or by
whom they were created. And then we
talk about it hours without end without
understanding anything about it.
We are indeed only stupid robots!
So you're saying this was a ploy by Tiassa?
He makes a thread about nothing and then sits back and observes what happens and then systematically kills us off one by one?
My god!
Dreamwalker 05-26-04, 11:18 AM Thatīs exactly what I am saying :D
So you're saying this was a ploy by Tiassa?
He makes a thread about nothing and then sits back and observes what happens and then systematically kills us off one by one?
My god!
Yes. This is the Seinfeld experiment of SF. A show about nothing has now become a thread about nothing...
Maybe Tiassa is just having a mid-life crisis?
Baal Zebul 05-26-04, 11:39 AM mid life crisis? that gotta mean that you know when he is supposed to die?
Baal Zebul 05-26-04, 11:43 AM You can call me Bob.
Believe that is a more well known sentence.
Enigma'07 05-26-04, 02:54 PM If Tiassa is Dwayne Hoover, than I want to be Kilgore Trout!
CounslerCoffee 05-27-04, 04:15 AM They speak of Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. The movie was horrible and the book was delicious.
I am a robot. You are a robot. We are all robots and the only reason why we got to this... I just don't feel like it. To much energy goes into these types of thoughts, and my power-cell is low.
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