Just a question/scenario

A SARS

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variant has killed everyone but you and another person of the opposite sex. How would you go about finding that person? Accepting without question of course of that you are aware another person also lives.

 

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:bugeye: Are you planning something that we should know about? :bugeye:

 

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I would constantly transmit a recorded Radio message!

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If that another living person were my wife I would find some cellar (or a cave) gathered lots of food and I would hide deep there. But I am affraid she would find me anyway.

 

LMAO!!!!

 

ProCop :

Don't worry ! It would be hard to meet each other if both survivors are looking for it, so if one of them doesn't want to be found...

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(choose a sunny place : that's better than a cave !)

 

If you knew that one other person was alive you would probably have some general idea of where this person was. Meaning what continent, country, probably even city. Then it would be just a matter of getting your behind over there to meet them.

 

Hi ppl.

I'd accept that I would not be able to find them over night.

So I'd use the internet and radio broadcasting and keep the spirits high.

Oh, and pop down the local book store and borrow some books on learning to fly - Knowing my luck, they'd probably be on the other side of the planet!

 

Alone on the planet with a pretty (I hope so) girl... It could be very nice during the first weeks...

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Until the first problems (wild life coming back in every places, no more electricity, no more water, no more fresh food...).

 

You would have to learn how to operate a lot of machinery. I wonder how much of today can be automated. I'd use petrol generators.

 

Unless that person was a significant other, why the hell would I want to? I could raid the abandoned stores by myself.

 

I think that he/she meant for the sake of survival of the human species but i doubt you didn't suspect that

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I would stand naked in the middle of Times Square and my awesomeness of me in my birthday suit will bring her to me.

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sargentlard:

Good heavens, why would I want the human species to survive?

Besides, what if he wasn't cute or smart? I'd feel so awkward rejecting him.

What would I say? "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on - oh wait..."

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What a horrible scenario. I'm sure the loony left would find me anyway. But thinking we alone would ensure the survival of the human species is absurd. Think of the children, the inbreeeding, the mutations.....

 

LMAO.....agreed......

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Ditto, Xev.

What if this person happens to be retarded? Im not having sex with a retarded person just so the human species can survive. Our offspring would come out retarded as well. The entire society that me and this retard spawn, will be retarded. Not to mention the inbreeding.

What if this significant other is of relation to me? Say, my Mom, sister, or aunt? Im not having sex with any of them. Also it's quite possible that it could be another man. Im not having sex with another man.

What if no one but me survives and I like it that way? I'd go around burning down all the major cities. Why? Because human beings deserve to die, that's why.

 

Yeah, they'd drool all over you.

Me, I'd just grab some beer, a few pornos and some steaks, and just kick it in the Oval Office. If this (possible) stud needs to, they can fucking find me there. And if I get really lonely, I'll create a sentient, super-intelligent AI to keep me company...oh wait, I'm confusing real life with "Star Trek".

 

I'd go the way of area 51. See what's there. I've always wanted to have sex with a dead alien body. Hey wait, are there bodies? If everyone died from SARS then I suppose I could just get it on with the dead bodies. Just need some heating rods. Or sheep. Are there any sheep?

 

Dude, just get some Vaseline and Kleenex, you know all the shops are just ripe for the picking. Hell, all those unguarded sex shops, you wouldn't even need to find the other person.

Or better yet, just build a hyper-sexed android.

 

Ok Counsler what if she is not a retard but a Beautiful, hot, sexy and amazingly smart woman...would saving the human race seem a lot more worthwhile then

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