Call me crazy, but i think 41 year old Johnny Depp is incredibly sexxy, does anyone else feel the same? :D :confused:

Hell yes. If I looked like him i'd be set for life too man.

Oh yeah, me too.

Cesspool.

41 years old? That's amazing. I thought he was about my age. Early 30's.

I wonder when, exactly, he made it down to the crossroads? ;)

I think he is VERY sexy...if I say anymore I will sound like an idiot, so that's all.

So woman throw us a bone.......what is it that makes him (or any man) sexy?

Not having to ask ;)

Johnny Depp looks eternally pissed

Well, yeah, he just always so looks so chilled. Plus his accent is just fantastic in Pirates, is he originally Australian, cos he definately doesn't sound American.

Dunno what makes a man sexy IMO ... just the usual, confidenc,e good looks, nice voice/accent etc?

Yeah, he rocks! I totally loved his acting in Privates of the Caribbean..

If I were gay I would marry him and have his (adopted) children.

i dont think that he's attractive at all.....give me Sean William Scott any day.... :D ;)

im a dude, so dont ask me

Why not? You can still have an opinion on this matter even if you are a man. Or are you unsure about your own 'hetero'sexuality?

no i just dont know how to rate a man in a womans perpective

Ok, would you rather be johnny depp or george clooney if you had to be?

Maybe you can look at it from this perspective.

he's one of my most wanted, sexy is an understatement.
horny is much better.

He's weird, and I'm only attracted to weird men. His good-lookingness also adds a few extra points. I don't know about the rest of you, but I bet he's also weird or exotic in bed.

i really dont want to know what hes like in bed...hes feral. hes not even remotely good looking.... :bugeye:

he would'nt be if you were wearing blinkers playboy.
he's horny, sexy, and weird but also very HOT.

if u say so........

I still reckon that he is gross.

after seeing him in From Hell, the whole pirate of the carribean thing just turned me off of him even more.

Why dont you people get some taste and go perve on someone WORTHY of being perved on? like, seann william scott? :rolleyes:

each to there own playboy, there's no comparison, seann william scott(small eye's square jaw) mind you, where would we be, if we all liked the same thing.
let's see if we can find one, we both like what about orlando bloom.

nah still does nothing for me....

Uhhhhh.... wat about Heath Ledger.

Johnny Depp is damn sexy; I want to have his babiez.

(I'm a straight male, BTW)

heath ledger WOW, know your talking, oh and orlando blooms ok to.

How can you like orlando after the movie Troy?

Vin Deisel.

yeah vin will do me fine :D

hmmm........vin, seann william scott AND heath ledger....... why have just ONE?? ;) mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy :p

Vin diesel and OB yeah, but Heath Ledger? Noooo. I don't like blondes.

cant win em all.... :p


ok instead of Heath how bout ......... Ben Affleck-(Put aside the J-Lo factor) or Freddy Prince (Sarah michelle gellar is one lucky B****) :D



theyre just a couple of my personal faves, but seann william (aka Stifler) still wins lol......

Wat do u reckon? :p

What about William Shatner. He knows Judo and stuff.

uhhh how bout no?
Bit old for my liking.....
You can keep him all to yourself :p :)

I keep meaning to watch TOS, saw the last 5 second sof an ep a few days ago and he looked pretty attractive.

Ben Affleck I used to like, but from what I know abt his personality (gambler, probably not that nice a guy) kinda puts me off him. And I've never seen the attraction of Freddy Prince. :eek: SWS isn't bad... oooh, and you can't argue with the hotness that is Ryan Phillippe?

yeah gimme ryan anyday (forgot bout him, how could i?) :D hes pretty hot...too bad bout the reese witherspoon bit though....

and ben affleck, well his personality might suck, but hes still good to look at ;)
Freddy prince is just plain cute, i think anyway. So, out of all the male celebs, who's your fave?

I think OB, though Ryan Phillippe definately has something he doesn't. :D

Oh, what do you think of Josh Hartnett? The last photo I saw of Asgard seemed to show a massive resemblance. ;) (Then again, that probably was about 2 years ago :()

Hmmmmm yeah Josh is ok...pretty nice body.
Asguard doesnt really look like josh hartnett. I suppose there are a few similarities, but not all that many. got the most gorgeous eyes and lips though :)
Wat do you think of Ashton Kutcher? Hes pretty nice.
Oh and PLEASE dont tell me your one of those girls who loves David Beckham :eek: I dont see anything in him, no offence if you do though :p

Vin diesel and OB yeah, but Heath Ledger? Noooo. I don't like blondes.
Ew.

Heath Ledger looks like an Olson twin.
Vin Diesel resembles a flattened Homer Simpson looking penis.


Johny Depp is a GOD. A gypsy prince for my harem.

You can keep him alll to yourself....... :p lol

He's weird, and I'm only attracted to weird men. His good-lookingness also adds a few extra points. I don't know about the rest of you, but I bet he's also weird or exotic in bed.

I suppose, being weird for you, is someone that Doesn't want to drill your A and cum on your face?

Ok, would you rather be johnny depp or george clooney if you had to be?

Maybe you can look at it from this perspective.
Does that work?
I would rather be vern schillinger from OZ than either of those guys;
http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/timeline/vern2.jpg

Here he brands his bitch tobias beecher's ass with a swastika, and then rapes him;
http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/beecher/beecher2a.jpg
"That's what you are. My livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me."

Obviously he's awesome, yet I don't think he'll be making the "who's hot?" list in teen steam magazine anytime soon.

uhhhh wat the f***?

thats just.....creepy....

It's actually a good show.

However, I don't like Johnny Depp.

Call me crazy, but I like men with wit and intelligence;

Ewan MacGregor, Kenneth Branagh, Colin Firth, Gerard Butler, and we can't forget Michael Clarke Duncan just because he's so endearing to me and he's actually a very smart man. All of those men also have a great sense of humor. They just look like they would be a joy to hang around with.

Johnny Depp though.... he opens his mouth and I am turned off completely.

Physical beauty is not enough. I don't even find him sexy.

Moderators: And this is very sexist by the way. There has been a "Most Beautiful Women" thread in the main forums for a long time, but as soon as a woman posts one about men... it's in the Cesspool. Unfair and sexist.

Moderators: And this is very sexist by the way. There has been a "Most Beautiful Women" thread in the main forums for a long time, but as soon as a woman posts one about men... it's in the Cesspool. Unfair and sexist.

True. I didn't even think about this. But that is probably because I am a man, and am unfair and sexist.

Does that work?
I would rather be vern schillinger from OZ than either of those guys;
http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/timeline/vern2.jpg

Here he brands his bitch tobias beecher's ass with a swastika, and then rapes him;
http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/beecher/beecher2a.jpg
"That's what you are. My livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me."

Obviously he's awesome, yet I don't think he'll be making the "who's hot?" list in teen steam magazine anytime soon.

I like it when Beecher get's bad ass in the second or third season and and schillinger becomes a twat. Beecher kicks his ass and makes him eat his shit. Good stuff.

I kinda tuned out of Oz after that year though. For one thing, I didn't have showtime anymore. And for another, all the male nude scenes start getting old after a while. And, heh, what's funny is they didn't even fluff them first. :D Little acorns. I guess maybe that's to make us feel better about our own johnsons. ;)



Anyway, blah.

I'm posting in here with the specific intent of stating this. I have posted it in the beautiful women thread, but I wonder if Arditezza will go back in to check for replies to her comment. So, I'll post it here as well.

My advice on this thread. It was cesspooled before it became about men in general, so you can't blame the mod for that. Now, why don't you take initiative and go post a real "hottest men" thread and then you can bitch if it gets cesspooled. Otherwise, you're just perpetuating the self-victimization of women. :D

Get to it, girls. Grrl power!! *fist in air*

Oh, and if you do start this new thread. Maybe you could diversify from going back to Johnny Depp every couple of posts. The world is your oyster, ladies. :D

Like you guys diversify from Milla Jovonovich? Gimme a break. :rolleyes: :p

i made a hottest guys thread...no one has really replied to it tho :p had more attention as this one lol

Bunny:
You can keep him alll to yourself....... lol
Oh, I will.
Depp is Nephalim.

Slight modification:
Vin Diesel resembles a thickHomer Simpson looking penis.
The ugliest men alive have always, to me, been the mediocre ones held up as gorgeous. Not the obvious ones, like Lovett.

I would reeeeeeeeeeeally like Johnny Depp, were it not for his name. His last name. Until I learned what it meant in German. I can't keep a straight face at Johhny Depp ever since.

der Depp: vulgar: a simple-minded, clumsy person, a stupid, dumb person.

And my, does he know how to play those roles.

Depp is Nephalim.

Yes, those cheek bones are so ... as if from a picture.

And then, when Jim Jarmusch is the one behind the camera: this is where Johnny D. shines with all his might.

der Depp: vulgar: a simple-minded, clumsy person, a stupid, dumb person.


*chuckling*....

Yes, those cheek bones are so ... as if from a picture.

Those cheeks.
That ass.
That hair.
Those eyes, that face, those hands, that bod, that voice that everything about him you could devour in bed once tied up in leather straps.
Yummyy.....

Invert, beecher was a lame badass. Well ok shitting on schillingers face was pretty cool, but other than that... he seemed like the school loser that gets drunk for the first time at the year 12 graduation party and thinks its finally time to be a cool hardass and tries to vandalise things, but just tears up a few shrubs and then starts vomitting and gets kicked in the stomach repeatedly and laughed at by cool people while vomitting, you know the guy.
But anyway, schillinger only went soft so he could get out to save his sons from drugs, when beecher fucked schillinger over by narking on his plans to have beecher killed thus not giving him a chance of parole, hardass schillinger returns.

This thread is in the cesspool because its a pack of giggly little expletives oggling the "hunks" they tack up on their bedroom walls and argue about with their friends under a blanket with a torch on sleepovers.
The beautifull woman thread is an appreciation of the female form. Totally different. I don't even know how you came up with comparing this thread to that thread :confused:

Heath Ledger looks like an Olson twin.
If that were true I would want to fuck heath ledger and his sister at the same time while a tied up and bruised stamos looked on weeping.
Heath ledger looks more like a rock carving made before people knew how to make sculptures that actually look like human beings.

beecher was a lame badass.

Yeah. He was. You do have his character down as the school loser that decides to become badass one day. That making him eat shit thing was all I could remember about the situation. That was years ago. Shit, what was it? Mid 90's? Mucho water under the bridge since then.

Besides, I can never get the idea of the dude that played Beecher away from Chet in the Weird Science tv series. Goofy ass bastard.

Didn't the black crippled dude even get his chance to be the badass for awhile?

Dr.
If that were true I would want to fuck heath ledger and his sister at the same time while a tied up and bruised stamos looked on weeping.

You, sir, have no taste in women.
Chicks look like anthropods.

Now shut up with the women- THIS THREAD IS ABOUT DEPP.
Yum.

I'd fuck Johnny Depp cuz he looks like a woman. :D

Ok, I'd probably have to be drunk first, but he's so suave he could probably talk me into it. I KNOW that he would try anyway. Because I'm so hot that Johnny Depp would be all over me.

And then when I was done I'd brand a swastika on his ass and make him eat my shit.

And send him down to the corner store to pick me up some chips and beer.

You, sir, have no taste in women.
Chicks look like anthropods.

At first I thought you were saying that all chicks look like arthropods, but I looked back for context and realize that you're referring to the Olsen twins. I don't know about arthropods exactly. But hot they definitely are not.

I think Doc likes to think of them as the little girl on Full House. "Oh so sexy little girl." j/k :D

Here's a question for all you Depp loving ladies. What about if you could only fuck him while he was in full Hunter S. Thompson costume? And, of course, we all know that Depp gets into his parts so he'd be acting like Thompson as well. Would you still fuck him?

Edit: Oh. What's-his-nuts would be in the background cheering you on. Dr. Gonzo. Probably throwing grapefruit at you on occasion and threatening to carve a Z in your forehead.

tablariddim:I suppose, being weird for you, is someone that Doesn't want to drill your A and cum on your face?

What are you trying to say? :(

And what I meant by weird in bed was someone who does more than the average, missionary-style sex. "Drilling" in the a-hole and cum on the face are very much included in the whole weird thing. However, anal isn't really preferred.

I just thought that because you have a 'Bukkake fetish', then it would be weird if someone actually Didn't want to cum on your face... the anal would of course be optional. Don't take it seriously, just being light hearted and connecting the dots :)

BTW, I love weird.

Is it me or has david copperfield something stuck up his ass?

http://www.davidcopperfield.com/images/frontdoor_david.jpg

Ironically the picture is called 'frontdoor_david.jpg'...but they should have called it 'backdoor_david.jpg'.

What makes you think David Copperfield has something stuck up his ass? I honestly can't tell.

And why is there a thread devoted to how hot women think Johnny Depp is?

He's weird, and I'm only attracted to weird men.

How is he weird?

Oh, and if ya like weird men, then ya'd LOVE me! ;) :D

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

Alf is not gay...

Yeah? When was the last time you saw "Mrs Alf" ?
Think about it.

Alf is a puppet.

A masturbation tool at the most.

Alf wasn't gay. He ate pussy like it was going out of style. Unless he was a female...

Nah. I remember the cartoon series. He had a girlfriend named Rhonda. Think he might have even mentioned her on the live action show.

I thought this was about how incredibly hot Johnny Depp is, not how incredibly gay Alf is . . .

if alf isn'y gay then johnny must surely be hot!

Ok so alf isn't gay, but what makes you think the guy in that picture is alf?
He might be a gay alien from alf's home planet, in fact now i think about it I'm sure thats what he is.
You guys see an alien and immediately think its alf, let me guess to you they all look the same? :rolleyes:

Lou has a point. :D

But does this gayness of this thread reflect on the inner gayness of Johnny?

Nah, the thread is just gay.
If I scrunched up pictures of jack nicholson, formed them into a penis shape and then pleasured my ass with them, that would be an inconcievably gay act. However, jack nicholson's character and integrity would not be affected. Understand?

But if you would do the same thing with david copperfield it would reflect on the ganyness of David, making him even more gay.

I bet if you did that with a picture of Tom Cruise he'd sue the hell out of you. Probably win too.

I bet if you did that with a picture of Tom Cruise he'd sue the hell out of you. Probably win too.

Let us find out. If I have time later I will try to make a picture like that with tom cruise.

Man, this thread is shitty.

You mean that this thread oozes the essence of life????

You ooze the essence of life!

A masturbation tool at the most.

Hehe. Wouldn't it have been funny if the puppeteers did that?

. . . Too dirty a thought?

Hehe. Wouldn't it have been funny if the puppeteers did that?

. . . Too dirty a thought?

It is not the thought that is dirty, it is the puppets that are dirty afterwards.

Hehe.