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wsionynw
05-19-07, 12:32 PM
Check out the link to a trailer of sorts for the new Rambo flick.
Looks like a goofball cash in (Stallone's gotta eat) but I admire the over the top gore and action, at least they haven't watered it down to get the whole family whooping in the cinemas.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32721

Opinions?

Baron Max
05-19-07, 12:59 PM
If Rambo is in a film, then it's automatically good!!

RAMBO FOR PRESIDENT, VICE-PRESIDENT, AND SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!!

Baron Max

BenTheMan
05-19-07, 01:01 PM
Yeah, who can forget when he pulled that spear out of his side in Rambo 3 and then cauterized the wound with gun powder.

He is a bad ass.

Nikelodeon
05-19-07, 01:01 PM
"Lt. Col. Podovsky: I see you are no stranger to pain. Perhaps you have been among my Vietnamese comrades before, hmm? No answer. Do you wish to give your name? Now, what possible harm can that cause? Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence. What you must understand is that we have to interrogate you. To Sergeant Yushin here, you are a piece of meat. A laboratory experiment. But to me, you are a comrade, similar to myself, just opposed by an act of fate. I know you are trying to facilitate the release of war criminals held by this republic. I can appreciate this. But this incident, your capture is... embarrassing. We must have explanation. First of all, I wish you to radio your headquarters and say that you have been captured and condemned for espionage activities, and that no such criminal aggression should be attempted in the future or they will meet with the same fate as yours.
[Podovsky arrogantly turns on radio transmitter]
John J. Rambo: Fuck you."

spuriousmonkey
05-19-07, 01:08 PM
Yeah, who can forget when he pulled that spear out of his side in Rambo 3 and then cauterized the wound with gun powder.

He is a bad ass.

splinter

The Devil Inside
05-19-07, 01:20 PM
splinter

regardless, its badass.
i LOVE when he blew up the russian guy at the end of the rope. i used to rewind and watch that scene over and over when i was a kid. heh.

BenTheMan
05-19-07, 01:42 PM
yeah. Stupid communists.

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 08:09 AM
yeah. Stupid communists.

my lady is a former soviet, she finds rambo to be hilarious.

"movie russian" language is also hilarious, once you have had extensive contact with the real language. most of it is the equivalent to:

"Yes, I go to store for shoe. When shoe is tired, i exchange for new foot covering!"
(translated to english)

Oli
05-20-07, 08:11 AM
"My hovercraft is full of eels"?

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 08:22 AM
"My hovercraft is full of eels"?

yes, indeed.
:)
you speak russian dont you, oli?

Oli
05-20-07, 08:42 AM
Sort of. With effort.
It comes back when I get into a book in Russian, but I never had that problem with French - that stays with me. Maybe because I started French at a younger age (10).

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 08:47 AM
Sort of. With effort.
It comes back when I get into a book in Russian, but I never had that problem with French - that stays with me. Maybe because I started French at a younger age (10).

i didnt learn a foreign language until i was twenty. :(
i did, however, go straight for the linguistics jugular and learn biblical hebrew. :)

Oli
05-20-07, 08:55 AM
biblical hebrew.
Neat (or whatever the current terminology is).
:worship:

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 09:04 AM
Neat (or whatever the current terminology is).
:worship:

i believe you were looking for "yo mama".
:p

back to rambo:
i was hoping that the little kid from rambo 3 would be a villain in rambo's own mold or something....fighting and killing americans as part of the taliban.

that would be cool.


sly stallone's original script was a story about rambo hunting down and killing osama....that would have also been pretty funny.

Oli
05-20-07, 09:06 AM
I thought "yo mama" was an insult...
Either you colonials are degrading the language faster than I can keep up or I'm getting too old. Bugger.

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 09:08 AM
I thought "yo mama" was an insult...
Either you colonials are degrading the language faster than I can keep up or I'm getting too old. Bugger.

why ARENT you insulting me?
lol!

Oli
05-20-07, 09:14 AM
I'm saving it all up for one massively offensive tirade that'll get me banned of course.

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 09:16 AM
I'm saving it all up for one massively offensive tirade that'll get me banned of course.

sweet.

send me a rough copy, and ill be sure to help you work on it.

Oli
05-20-07, 09:31 AM
Thanks. I knew I could rely on you.

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 09:41 AM
Thanks. I knew I could rely on you.

im just that nice.
you know how i roll.

Oli
05-20-07, 09:43 AM
you know how i roll.
I heard rumours, but largely discounted them as jealousy...

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 09:45 AM
I heard rumours, but largely discounted them as jealousy...

its true that i am the subject of much jealousy in this world.....but this place isnt one of the "hotbeds" of said emotion.
heh.

wsionynw
05-20-07, 10:17 AM
my lady is a former soviet, she finds rambo to be hilarious.

"movie russian" language is also hilarious, once you have had extensive contact with the real language. most of it is the equivalent to:

"Yes, I go to store for shoe. When shoe is tired, i exchange for new foot covering!"
(translated to english)

Must have been done on an online translator, LOL!
I wrote a siily review for Eraser on Amazon and translated it from English to German and then back to English, it's hilarious!

The Devil Inside
05-20-07, 11:01 AM
Must have been done on an online translator, LOL!
I wrote a siily review for Eraser on Amazon and translated it from English to German and then back to English, it's hilarious!

seriously.....they massacre russian in movies. its funny to hear them speak, when i know what real russians sound like.

BlueMoose
05-22-07, 05:32 PM
1st one is good, the rest is crap. Same goes with Rocky.