John Rambo

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by wsionynw, May 19, 2007.

  1. wsionynw Master Queef Valued Senior Member

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    Check out the link to a trailer of sorts for the new Rambo flick.
    Looks like a goofball cash in (Stallone's gotta eat) but I admire the over the top gore and action, at least they haven't watered it down to get the whole family whooping in the cinemas.
    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32721

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  3. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    If Rambo is in a film, then it's automatically good!!

    RAMBO FOR PRESIDENT, VICE-PRESIDENT, AND SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!!

    Baron Max
     
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  5. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, who can forget when he pulled that spear out of his side in Rambo 3 and then cauterized the wound with gun powder.

    He is a bad ass.
     
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  7. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    "Lt. Col. Podovsky: I see you are no stranger to pain. Perhaps you have been among my Vietnamese comrades before, hmm? No answer. Do you wish to give your name? Now, what possible harm can that cause? Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence. What you must understand is that we have to interrogate you. To Sergeant Yushin here, you are a piece of meat. A laboratory experiment. But to me, you are a comrade, similar to myself, just opposed by an act of fate. I know you are trying to facilitate the release of war criminals held by this republic. I can appreciate this. But this incident, your capture is... embarrassing. We must have explanation. First of all, I wish you to radio your headquarters and say that you have been captured and condemned for espionage activities, and that no such criminal aggression should be attempted in the future or they will meet with the same fate as yours.
    [Podovsky arrogantly turns on radio transmitter]
    John J. Rambo: Fuck you."
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    splinter
     
  9. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    regardless, its badass.
    i LOVE when he blew up the russian guy at the end of the rope. i used to rewind and watch that scene over and over when i was a kid. heh.
     
  10. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    yeah. Stupid communists.
     
  11. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    my lady is a former soviet, she finds rambo to be hilarious.

    "movie russian" language is also hilarious, once you have had extensive contact with the real language. most of it is the equivalent to:

    "Yes, I go to store for shoe. When shoe is tired, i exchange for new foot covering!"
    (translated to english)
     
  12. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    "My hovercraft is full of eels"?
     
  13. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    yes, indeed.

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    you speak russian dont you, oli?
     
  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Sort of. With effort.
    It comes back when I get into a book in Russian, but I never had that problem with French - that stays with me. Maybe because I started French at a younger age (10).
     
  15. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    i didnt learn a foreign language until i was twenty.

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    i did, however, go straight for the linguistics jugular and learn biblical hebrew.

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  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Neat (or whatever the current terminology is).
    :worship:
     
  17. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    i believe you were looking for "yo mama".

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    back to rambo:
    i was hoping that the little kid from rambo 3 would be a villain in rambo's own mold or something....fighting and killing americans as part of the taliban.

    that would be cool.


    sly stallone's original script was a story about rambo hunting down and killing osama....that would have also been pretty funny.
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I thought "yo mama" was an insult...
    Either you colonials are degrading the language faster than I can keep up or I'm getting too old. Bugger.
     
  19. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    why ARENT you insulting me?
    lol!
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I'm saving it all up for one massively offensive tirade that'll get me banned of course.
     
  21. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    sweet.

    send me a rough copy, and ill be sure to help you work on it.
     
  22. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Thanks. I knew I could rely on you.
     
  23. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    im just that nice.
    you know how i roll.
     

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