Job Opening :)

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  1. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Job Opening in Fort McMurray , Alberta

    Position: Surveyor.

    Salary: $200 per hour (tax-free).

    Qualification: Must be fast on your feet.


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  3. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bears breakfast, while your buddy is standing there taking photos.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'll take the photographers position instead!

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  7. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Hahaha. Awesome post.
     
  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Is there a link to the story?
     
  9. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Nope, Sorry.
     
  10. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    hmmm - you sure it's Alberta, those aren't Alberta plates.
     
  11. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Why must people be so analytical?

    Just laugh!

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  12. ashura the Old Right Registered Senior Member

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    Such a cute bear. I want one.

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  13. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I wasn't aware that Polar Bears lived in Alberta. :shrug:

    I would be scared shitless though. I already had one encounter with a Black Bear, I will never forget.
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I think its a set up. The guy looks like he is smiling. A trained bear?

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    Stephen Colbert has already warned us about this

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  15. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I can't see the pictures at work.

    I had a funny encounter with a Black Bear.
    From far away, and being dusk, I thought it was a large dog, like a Labrador.
    I didn't see it's owners nearby, so I whistled and called it over, and it came bounding toward me like it was excited to play.

    Then it got close enough for me to see it was a bear - about 15 - 20 feet away.

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    I yelled at it, raised my hands up and threw them around and told it to go away.
    It stopped, confused, so I stomped toward it yellin gmore and it ran away.

    It was very cute and did not seem like it was threatening me.
    There was a part of me that wanted to pet and scratch it, but I didn't want to take the risk.
     
  16. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I petted a bear once when I was little. The madaris used to bring them around to perform street shows. Haven't seen that in years.

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  17. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Cook'm cook'm all!!!! !!
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    darksidZz that is insencere and species-egoistical to think in such a way, imagine a planet were bears have evolved and have their own society, with computers for bears, planes for bears, and houses...and than they notice primitive humans in the wild forest scavenging for food and going after a bear with spears...would them suggesting to cook the humans, "Cook'm cook'm all!!!! !!" be ethical? of course not...
     
  19. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Looks like great fun to me! (With the 2 cars there.)
    1111
     
  20. scorpius a realist Valued Senior Member

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    its most likely in Churchill Manitoba=polar bear capital of the world,..these rascals are everywhere.
    and no,.. polar bears cant be trained,the dude in the picture is fng nuts imo,those bears are the most unpredictable creatures..you can never know what they'll do next.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchill,_Manitoba
     
  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I think it is smarter to keep an SUV between you and a polar bear than try and run from it.
     
  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    That's what I was thinking.
    And more fun!
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