If ya don't find Christ
no matter what you do
If ya don't know Budda
or the grand Wazoo

If you pay for god
Creations not for you
If you are not merciful
You sure missed Allah too

Look inside
ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jungle balls jungle balls
heathens are OK
missionaries go to hell
but make the natives pay



If this full of shit
You must have missed the point
You listened to a guy "in charge"
that God did not appoint

If you're not a Santa
Your presents will be few.
If these words offends ya
I'll tell ya what to do

Look inside, ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jingle hells, jingle hells
religion's here to stay
oh what hell, it is to pray
in a one horse town today




The hero is inside.
When you follow dreams.
Worship God in everyone.
it's better than it seems.

This song is now too long
for anyone to sing.
but now its stuck inside your brain
like salvation bells that ring

Look inside, ask yourself
Is it words that you believe

Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Jingle hells jingle hells
On TV or the Mall
They tell you to go shopping
and to buy it all-ll

...:rollin





dh2002

Well then, how about a serious version:

DO NOT WORSHIP CHRISTMAS


Ifyou don't find Christ inside
you will not find him.
If you don't know that Budda's you
You'll never meet him.
If you have no idea you are a creator
Creations not for you.
If you don't know you are the merciful
You missed Allah too.
If you don't become the Santa
Your presents will be few.
If this somehow offends you
Let me tell ya what to do

Look inside and ask yourself
Is it words that you believe
Have you confused the metaphor
and worship Christmas Eve?

Some may think this sacriledge
because they missed the point
they listened to a guy "in charge"
That God did not appoint

The hero is inside you
When you follow dreams
Worship the God in everyone
it's easier than it seems



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"When people worship a man or savior they are worshipping the metaphor of a life allegedly lived well.
It is the message not the metaphor that is most holy. Like a kid worshipping Christmas toy dreams, people miss the point and believe the metaphor is divine. no no no no no, it should be the meaning.

Is the cross holy? Hell no. It is the meaning that is holy. The meaning of standing for what you believe despite a tyranical king or government...etc.

The fundamentalist worships the metaphor and misses the point.

Fanatics worshipping the metaphors
are the cause
of most religious wars... (Can you say bin laden )

and all the meaning was lost."