Raw Jalapeños burn so much more on the way out than on the way in :eek: .
There's gotta be some metaphysical universal truth in there. No?

There is no Jalapeño.

Some how I was able to swallow a large marshmellow without sufficating. Does that imply a god exists? hehe

Which way out? Like after you drink too much way out, or the inevitable ouutcome of all food?

The inevitable outcome.
The way out that the undigested hot oils of the Jalapeño cause it to be uncomfortable to sit.

Are they God's reward or one of his punishments?

Are they God's reward or one of his punishments?
Perhaps all rewards come with a price.

Perhaps all rewards come with a price.

Indeed. No pain, no gain (sorry about the cliché)

Raw Jalapeños burn so much more on the way out than on the way in :eek: .
There's gotta be some metaphysical universal truth in there. No?
I think your digestive system is fucked up. That, or you ate too many jalapeños. I don't ever have your problem.

Raw Jalapeños burn so much more on the way out than on the way in :eek: .
There's gotta be some metaphysical universal truth in there. No?

I presume they are getting 'in' through your mouth? I am only unsure, because all the peppers I eat, are cooked. I can only imagine keeping them raw, so they were stiffer, for insertion, ...? :eek:

I presume they are getting 'in' through your mouth? I am only unsure, because all the peppers I eat, are cooked. I can only imagine keeping them raw, so they were stiffer, for insertion, ...? :eek:
Yes, through my mouth.
I like quite a few different peppers raw.
Especially red, yellow and orange Bell Peppers.

These happened to be pickled.

Raw Jalapeños burn so much more on the way out than on the way in :eek: .
There's gotta be some metaphysical universal truth in there. No?

It's like making babies. For the woman it's sweet and possibly little bit painful on the way in; but on the way out, it's AAAARGHHHH!

These happened to be pickled.

Then you are a total girl! Pickled jalapenos are pretty mild. Raw, untouched jalapenos are around 5,000 Scovilles each, and pickling lessens that. When I make Salsa, I use four Chipotle chillis, at around 7,500 Scovilles each, and the salso is not cooked, just left to settle in for a day. When I make curry, I use three Bird's Eye chilis, at over 150,000 each, and never have bum trouble.

When they're HOT they're hot and even pickling them doesn't really make them mild; just less hot. BTW I eat at least 6-10 hot chillies a day, preferably raw, and pickled in the winter.

I grow 6-7 varieties in my garden and the hottest, surprisingly, are some cone shaped yellow ones about an inch long followed by tiny bullet shaped red ones and followed by even smaller round shaped reds. As my ones haven't matured yet, I recently bought some green chillies from the local store and MAN, they were HOT, both going in and coming out.

Then you are a total girl! Pickled jalapenos are pretty mild. Raw, untouched jalapenos are around 5,000 Scovilles each, and pickling lessens that. When I make Salsa, I use four Chipotle chillis, at around 7,500 Scovilles each, and the salso is not cooked, just left to settle in for a day. When I make curry, I use three Bird's Eye chilis, at over 150,000 each, and never have bum trouble.
And I have a hot sauce at home that is 750 times hotter than a Habañero.
Does that make me more of a man than you? :rolleyes:
Or is your manliness measured by how much heat your sphincter can handle without making you wince?

Raw Jalapeños burn so much more on the way out than on the way in :eek: .
There's gotta be some metaphysical universal truth in there. No?

"The hole is more than the sum of its farts..."

Pfff, I gave up on peppers when I was like 3.

Real men spice their food with industrial solvents.

:eek: How do THEY feel on the way out?

Well, I lost my pancreas and stuff while I was wrestling a grizzly, so the solvents actually stay inside me and help digest food. It's way easier than doing 1000 crunches after eating a live cow just to get it into small enough chunks to shit out.

What a man!!

That's what she said.

The donkey?

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Don't let 'im fool you...

Industrial solvents contain petroleum distillates.

Can you say: "oily rectal discharge"...?

:bugeye:

And I have a hot sauce at home that is 750 times hotter than a Habañero.
Does that make me more of a man than you? :rolleyes:

Dunno, do you drink it?

Or is your manliness measured by how much heat your sphincter can handle without making you wince?

Yep, exactly that.

Or is your manliness measured by how much heat your sphincter can handle without making you wince?
Yep, exactly that.\

What are you up to these days? 2 liter bottles?

Goddamn fag.