i dont have a link to this yet because i herd about it on a TV show called Good News Week but aparently Italy has changed its indeceny laws so that now its an offence for a man to touch his genitalia in public.

So if your underware has a hole in it and your balls slip through and you try to fix the problem its a criminal offence

If your underware is chaffing your legs and you try to relive it thats an offence

If your just hanging the wrong way and its uncomfetable and you try to fix it thats an offence

Hell even having ichy balls is now an offence

And people say sociaty doesnt demonise our bodys

Of course its ok if a women ajusts herself in public or has an itch vagina because these new laws are male exclusive which brings into question the anti descrimination policy of italy as well

To be honest i dont see how anyone wins out of these laws, its descraceful

that just wrong...everytime my balls slip out from the hole in the underwear in the public I could usually just pick it up and put it back inside...and now everytime I go cruising to Italy on my private jet I can't pick my balls?!!! what!!!! THIS IS INSANE

A link: Telegraph (India), "That's not a Gun in His Pocket (http://www.telegraphindia.com/1080408/jsp/opinion/story_9102829.jsp)".

I have to admit, I'm surprised the Europeans beat us to it. This is something I would have expected of a hyper-moralistic stereotype about the deep South, or maybe vengeful feminists in Minneapolis or something.

Actually, I take all that back. (Better be careful about that, lest ... oh, hey ... I'm safe. It's my forum, where people are allowed to correct themselves.)

At any rate, I digress: I think I'm being too condescending toward the South in particular and toward conservatives in general by my calculated swipe at feminism intended to satisfy the conservative political-correctness quotas. The whole thing is just a bit too ridiculous for Americans to invent. Although if this particular disease hops the Pond, I'll know who the hell to blame for it.

Tiassa, i wonder why this wasnt apealed at the eroupian commision for human rights. It sees a clear violation of the anti discrimination clause no matter what else it does because the judgment only effects males not females doing exactly the same thing

I don't have that great an understanding of the European legal system and its jurisdictions. But Italy has some standards that some of us find peculiar, so I just write this up as another, and figure at some point, something will force them to work out the hitches.

Despite the manifestation, the problem at hand stems from misogyny.

Seriously, I don't know about cricketers, but have you ever watched American baseball? It seems to me that men aren't offended by another man scratching himself or shifting the load. In fact, if we catch one another in the act, we tend to look away. And if we're caught catching another man in the act, we give a sympathetic shrug, half a chuckle, and then look away.

So it seems to me that such a ruling stems in some way from a presumption of a woman's fragile sensibilities.

But I might be wrong. It could be that Italian men have just gone insanely prudish over the last couple years.

tiassa it could also stem from feminisum gone mad or religious opression of sex or a whole heep of other things too. To suggest that this move is men being anti women making these sort of decision which ONLY opress men is kind of a strech dont you think?

As for cricket technically your right, they shine the ball in that generally area but its more on the thigh. Oh and no its not about playing with your balls, if you dont shine one side of the ball it deteriates on both sides at the same rate and wont swing. So one side gets shined so the air flows evenly over that side and takes longer to go over the other side making the ball swing (its the same as the way a plane flies). I used to play cricket:)

not having a set of balls and a cock i dont know what its like, but its not nice to see a man arranging himself in public, and the same for women aswell, if you have an itch go and see a doctor for christ sakes!

i dont have a link to this yet because i herd about it on a TV show called Good News Week but aparently Italy has changed its indeceny laws so that now its an offence for a man to touch his genitalia in public.

So if your underware has a hole in it and your balls slip through and you try to fix the problem its a criminal offence

If your underware is chaffing your legs and you try to relive it thats an offence

If your just hanging the wrong way and its uncomfetable and you try to fix it thats an offence

Hell even having ichy balls is now an offence

And people say sociaty doesnt demonise our bodys

Of course its ok if a women ajusts herself in public or has an itch vagina because these new laws are male exclusive which brings into question the anti descrimination policy of italy as well

To be honest i dont see how anyone wins out of these laws, its descraceful

Wtf !? :confused:

That's retarded :mad:

not having a set of balls and a cock i dont know what its like, but its not nice to see a man arranging himself in public, and the same for women aswell, if you have an itch go and see a doctor for christ sakes!

Not always does one need to see a doctor for scratchy balls for they just sometimes start to chaff and itch because of that. Men don't try to scratch themselves but when it is necessary then they do. Some men will do it more often but that is just part of life as a man. ;)

Not always does one need to see a doctor for scratchy balls for they just sometimes start to chaff and itch because of that. Men don't try to scratch themselves but when it is necessary then they do. Some men will do it more often but that is just part of life as a man. ;)

i was aiming that comment to the women not the men

i was aiming that comment to the women not the men

this issue mostly affects men as balls do hurt a lot and cause extreme discomfort if one does not scratch them :p

this issue mostly affects men as balls do hurt a lot and cause extreme discomfort if one does not scratch them :p

Hmm maybe you should see a doctor, I'm serious.. I mean if your balls hurt a lot.

Hmm maybe you should see a doctor, I'm serious.. I mean if your balls hurt a lot.

well that was for Lucifer :p how else would they understand the discomfort :rolleyes:

well that was for Lucifer :p how else would they understand the discomfort :rolleyes:

Oh lol, never mind then :p

cause to them if I say I feel discomfort in my balls...itll be like...what a looser. Meanwhile discomfort in balls is something in analogy to a needle pressed against skin.

anyways Enmos...I will look out for my own balls, thank you.

they arent going to arrest people for rearranging themselves.
im guessing there was a loophole in italian law whereby someone was able to get away with jerking off just by saying his dick wasnt visible/he wasnt obviously wanking.
they have just closed it.

Meanwhile discomfort in balls is something in analogy to a needle pressed against skin.

I don't know about that, nor do I wish to go into details about this.. :p

yeah well now even if you aren't jerking off...your dooped. This is serious people, this is going against the freedom and against human rights!

I don't know about that...

:eek: ...you do have...:eek: omg... ..............................................omg. ..

yeah well now even if you aren't jerking off...your dooped. This is serious people, this is going against the freedom and against human rights!

lol :p

lol :p

hey now...think of the women! :eek: Every time one of her boobies slipped or she had to massage it to releave tension in the public environment...well now she can't do it anymore, its indicent :eek:

hey now...think of the women! :eek: Every time one of her boobies slipped or she had to massage it to releave tension in the public environment...well now she can't do it anymore, its indicent :eek:

Huh ? I thought the OP only entailed men..

Huh ? I thought the OP only entailed men..

so women can massage their breasts when they suddenly slip from the bra?

so women can massage their breasts when they suddenly slip from the bra?

Yea, and babies can suck their nipples in public as well.

Not an uncommon sight in the Netherlands.. :D

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lucky u

Draqon, not to be rude or anything.. but your dick is hanging out ! :roflmao:

Draqon, not to be rude or anything.. but your dick is hanging out ! :roflmao:

def. not...I just checked.

def. not...I just checked.

lol
Check your avatar.. :p

lol
Check your avatar.. :p

thatz a tail, pervert.

thatz a tail, pervert.

:cool:

Two tails?

anyways Enmos...a man of your aperture to be endulging in such un-straight activities as to looking inquisitively into someone else's private avatars for genitalia...all I can say...oh my...what has this come down to...the morality statues crumbled stones lay before my feet...

Two tails?

you 2...heh....:cool:....the tail is bended so what you see is that bended tail

anyways Enmos...a man of your aperture to be endulging in such un-straight activities as to looking inquisitively into someone else's private avatars for genitalia...all I can say...oh my...what has this come down to...the morality statues crumbled stones lay before my feet...

Hey man, it's in my face. I can't ignore it anymore.. it should be censored.

Hey man, it's in my face. I can't ignore it anymore.. it should be censored.

hey its a tail...:( come on...dont censor it.

hey its a tail...:( come on...dont censor it.

Nope, I'll have to report it. Human.. :D

not cool...

not cool...

Just j/k of course.. ;)

Just j/k of course.. ;)

yeah...

seriously if your balls hurt a lot all the time isnt there somthing wrong?

excuse the question but i am curious

Draqon, she is curious about your balls :D

Draqon, she is curious about your balls :D

yes a woman needs to know these things,

seriously if your balls hurt a lot all the time isnt there somthing wrong?

excuse the question but i am curious

Look Lucifer my balls do not hurt, they however do need a lot of scratching because they constanstly shift from place to place (it is normal thing) and this creates the hairs of the testicles to be caughts in between the skin, it is extremely irritating. Added to constant erection I get also this...at my age I have to visit restroom twice an hour...indespicable...I have to focus on integrals and calculus and think less of girls and their their short skirts. :shrug:

Draqon, she is curious about your balls :D

I dont hide anything...

I was told however number of times this phrase "No one wants your truth"

so that takes some time to realize...:rolleyes:

I dont hide anything...

I was told however number of times this phrase "No one wants your truth"

so that takes some time to realize...:rolleyes:

wtf how old are you?

seriously are they that troublesome?

Lucifer, I told you the universal secret of men...you can at least reply or something.

wtf how old are you?

seriously are they that troublesome?

I am 21

male

singly

virgin

straight

troublesome? the number of times I get an erection per day is at least 30 times a day minimum for a period of 10 minutes at least...craize'

now please don't ask me anymore questions about this, I am an open book to be read, but I ask 4 some calamity

Look Lucifer my balls do not hurt, they however do need a lot of scratching because they constanstly shift from place to place (it is normal thing) and this creates the hairs of the testicles to be caughts in between the skin, it is extremely irritating. Added to constant erection I get also this...at my age I have to visit restroom twice an hour...indespicable...I have to focus on integrals and calculus and think less of girls and their their short skirts. :shrug:

now seriously drqon if they are that bothersome because of the hairs why dont you shave?

now seriously draqon if they are that bothersome because of the hairs why dont you shave?

almost every men gets this feeling and a real man does not shave his body. now stop asking me these questions. ask Enmos or somethin.

almost every men gets this feeling and a real man does not shave his body. now stop asking me these questions. ask Enmos or somethin.

ok sorry!

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The humanity !! :D

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you are up next Enmos...:cool: your balls will be on the line

you are up next Enmos...:cool: your balls will be on the line

My balls are attached to me :cool:

seriously thought come on, i can't understand how they hurt like you say they do at times?

not having a set of balls and a cock i dont know what its like, but its not nice to see a man arranging himself in public,....!

:bravo:
One of my biggest pet peeves. My husband does it all the time and doesn't even know he does it...so he says. Its amazing how he has never done it in front of my Mom. :bugeye:

...So if your underware has a hole in it and your balls slip through and you try to fix the problem its a criminal offence

If your underware is chaffing your legs and you try to relive it thats an offence

If your just hanging the wrong way and its uncomfetable and you try to fix it thats an offence...

have you ever thought of wearing underwear that fir right? Women have something a hell of a lot bigger than your balls to deal with. Do you see us rearranging our boobs day in and day out everywhere you go??

Asguard, some people want to maintain a little morality in this world. I am not saying it is immoral to ADJUST positioning for comfort, but to do anything with touching and genitialia with a sexual connotation in public really is inappropriate.

actually orleander yes i do see alot of women ajusting there bra's but there is one difference between a women wearing a bra and a man's underware. If a man wants to have a better chance of conciving then tight fitting underware (ie Y-fronts) are highly discouraged (esspecially if you want to see the next generation because the heat they create kills off male sperm first so no little boys).

Secondly you know that chaffing women get under there arm pits? Guys tend to get it on the inside of there thighs and its REALLY uncomfetable if the elastic from the y-front cuts into that area and the best way to relive that is to grab the material just below the scrotum and pull it straight down. Then there is sweat rash because belive it or not both males and females sweat ALOT in there public regons and because unlike a womens vagina, a guys testicals tend to move alot they can itch ALOT in hot weather. Then there are the hairs that get trapped under the elastic lining of a Y-front of course which can cause ALOT of discomfert.

Oh and before you say "wear boxers" they cause there own set of problems which start by the fact that the testicalls move alot more in boxers.

You seem to forget we wernt DESIGNED to wear cloths, especially underwear. Women may like wearing bras (although my partner hates it and rips it off as soon as she gets in the car after work), guys underware isnt actually paticually comfertable.

Also the reason the testicalls are not internal is that they need to be able to regulate there temperature which means they go up and down on there own through out the day in order to MAINTAIN that temp. Does a womens breasts try to ajust themselves inside your bra? And further more i dont know of one part of a womens body (well MAYBE the clitorious but thats protected) that is as sensitive as the testicalls. They dont exactly accept a pain responce very well if they are being chaffed, pulled, crushed ect

so yes a guy will try to be descreat when he tries to ajust himself just like both sex's are when they try to unpick underwear that has ridden up there ass's but there is a HUGE difference between a social norm which says "be discreat" and a criminal offence for making yourself comfertable.

Seriously, I don't know about cricketers, but have you ever watched American baseball? It seems to me that men aren't offended by another man scratching himself or shifting the load. In fact, if we catch one another in the act, we tend to look away. And if we're caught catching another man in the act, we give a sympathetic shrug, half a chuckle, and then look away.
You beat me to that. I was going to point out that this law would make baseball illegal. So it'll never spread to the US.