What`s the best way to find a pin in a rug?
- Take off your shoes and walk around barefoot.
What is the best thing to take when you`re run over?
- The licence plate number of the car that hit you.
What do you call a person who doesn`t have all his fingers on one hand?
-normal
What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
- baldness.
Where is the ocean deepest?
-on the bottom.
What is the first thing that a gardner puts in the garden?
- his foot.

This is a new twist on life's lessons.
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float a while.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

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