It's Time to Insincerate ALL Opium/Poppy Fields

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  1. Diode-Man Awesome User Title Registered Senior Member

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    Let's go to the root of the problem. F-16s should fly in at their fastest possible speed and fire napalm on opium poppy fields world wide. Their highest speed will see to it that nothing gets shot down.



    In the meantime, any police caught with meth in their blood should be imprisoned.

    Any chemicals used to make meth should be watched more closely by people who don't actually use meth.

    Enough hard drugs, the addicts can kill eachother once the supply dwindles.

    Good plan.


    :m: SMOKE HERB NOT CRACK :m:
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    not gonna work...I thought of that too...not enough napalm...fires will not spread everywhere. Not all will be burned.

    the only way to get rid of the opium fields is by genetic warfare...introduce a gene in opium that in few generations will kill of the plants.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Then there will be no more morphine as well.
     
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  7. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Plants do grow back, ya know.

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  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    And therein lies the problem, destroy them today and they grow them back tomorrow, so what have we accomplished?:shrug:
     
  9. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Won't work; and the obvious point

    Um ... is everyone just being polite and looking past the obvious?

    In the meantime, eradication programs simply don't work. At best you terrorize a bunch of locals, spray a bunch of children with poisonous herbicide, and wreck a bunch of legitimate crops in the surrounding area.

    The UN once allegedly resolved to use biological warfare to eradicate marijuana and opium; they have a year left to accomplish their goal. Of course, they won't. I don't recall that the program ever went into effect; scientists couldn't develop a custom fungus to kill the plants that they could guarantee wouldn't cross over to other organisms.

    In the meantime, as a fan of straight opium resin, I would suggest the problem is criminalization. This might be healthier for me in the long run, since I won't do heroin, but therein lies a difficult challenge in our drug war.

    Heroin, opium resin, synthetic opiates: they all look the same to the criminal sentencing schedules. What, then, would you traffic if you were moving opiates? If you're going to get in the same amount of trouble, why not push the higher financial return—e.g. heroin?

    One of the reasons I don't smoke opium resin these days is that it's hard to get. From the dealer's standpoint, why carry opium resin? You go to prison for the same period as heroin, and heroin simply makes more money.
     
  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Their "fastest possible speed" would be inconsistent with achieving the desired results.

    Napalm isn't fired, it's dropped; and napalm, as such, isn't used any more.

    Don't know much about... well pretty much anything, really, do you?
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Did you ever consider that it's possible to manufacture more to meet needs?

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  12. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Why is it that the people who argue against drugs sound more stoned than the people they're talking about?
     
  13. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Unfortunately, opiates are very useful medicinal drugs, kind of like cocaine.

    The problem is when people take recreational nosing or needling to extremes.
     
  14. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You mean render them less than sincere ?

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    I think to accomplish this you'd need some kind of "Spacio-Temporal Inverto-Unreality Bomb", rather than naplam - perhaps delivered by "Auto-Wormhole Generating Cyber-Rift Transverser", because F-16s can only operate in 3 dimensions.
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    I sincerely think that you and I both understand that he meant incinerate.

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  16. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    How do we know he didn't simply mis-spell "insyncerate" - and that his intention was to somehow "de-synchronize" the fields... ...say, watering bare dirt, and plowing when the crops had just reached maturity.

    A bold plan - and decidedly more "low-tech"... ...without the need for gigantic leaps in some manner of "trans-quantum meta-physics", & like that there.
     
  17. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    What no morphine? Well that just won't do. I owe my life to morphine.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    How so? Explain, please.
     
  19. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Extreme, acute pain will kill you.
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    What he meant was "I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I felt the uncontrollable urge to post anyway".

    Um, FOUR dimensions - if time isn't involved they don't go anywhere.
     
  21. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Supply isn't the root of the problem. The fact that humans enjoy altered states of consciousness is the problem.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    Actually FIVE dimensions or more - since every matter has a gravity field regardless of how small or large it is, and gravity is caused by the higgs boson which dissipates into a 5th dimension.
     
  23. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Really?
    Proof?
     

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