It's Time To Take Over The World!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, May 17, 2007.

  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    First I would initiate a plan to organize all areas of the United States into a more cohesive entity. There would be primary bases established in every major city, the outlying suburbs would then be SCANNED over by patrols of military. These elitest military would be set in roles whereby they enforce social rules for everyone...

    That's the first phase of my plan, once we are organized more in the way people can be controlled there is then no need to concern ourselves with brain-washing civilians. After this a few standard elements would be set into action:

    1. Alcohol is outlawed - We can no longer afford to waste time producing this rubbish, say ya hay to Prohibition! PS - If we catch you drinking you die!

    2. Drugs are outlawed, you must have 2 prescriptions by a doctor to even take any.

    3. Smoking is outlawed, you will be shot on sight if seen smoking..

    4. Police will not be allowed to marry, they cannot even have intercourse. They will be trained to not be horney, as well as be zombie-like. They will enforce our rules completely and have on-site living quarters much like showers.. there they will live and be made into robot-like people.

    5. Procreation will be forbidden without authorization from the ruling government, meaning me...

    6. Floating islands will be constructed, all those on land will become the slaves to us, similar to the book Saturns Race.

    7. Cars and all basic transportation will be converted to my vision, the perfect vision that is freely provided transports which are completely identitical. There will be no variation at all between your car and someone elses, they will be color coded perhaps to make identifying yours easier :shrug:

    8. Mechanics will be placed into positions, and there they shall perform services designed to help accomadate you, there will be no charge for repairs but your taxes pay for it.

    9. Taxing land is forbidden, once you buy coffee can you be taxed endlessly for keeping it? No.... so to land cannot be taxed just cuz you stay there.. once you pay it's yours, you also have ownership fully so could build a nuclear reactor and we cannot stop you.

    10. Planes are outlawed, if you fly anywhere prepare to be imprisioned for life.

    11. Babies will no longer be kept by the females or males of society, they'll be placed into foster homes and live there with strict protocols, as well as educational systems. We will give them tools to defend, kill, etc.. they won't be losers... those with learning disabilities will be treated kind and not like trash.

    12. Anyone with a serious cognitive disfunction that has no cure will be immediately eliminated, society cannot use these people and thus they serve no purpose, goodbye retards!

    Once these are done then the real measures can begin. Canada will be invaded first, they will be shown no mercy as they are weak and without use. We will make them obey our laws and show them our true logic, which shall be the motto "logic above all". Do not worry though because I plan to reconstruct the entire planet using nanites, it will become a technological world not unlike that of Transformers homeworld.

    Now on to more things...

    1. All humans will be wearing the same clothing, we cannot afford variation, it's weakness and has no value. Woman will wear respectable, long garments, this way their control over men is null. Females are to be ignored by all men, if you pay attention you will be punished with medicines to remove interest.

    2. Sports will be disbanded, there shall be no Olympics either

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    3. There will be assigned jobs, you are no longer free to choose. Homeless will merely be eliminated, there is no reason to keep them around and fixing them is to expensive, goodbye

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    4. All high rise buildings will be torn down, these serve no purpose except for the rich to be entertained.

    5. Printing things is forbidden, thus newspapers are out of business, can we really afford to be wasting trees on this shit?

    6. Internet is freely available

    ...

    With these I will reshape the world into my image...

    So what about you guys, what would you do to rule the world?
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Bye Darkie...
     
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  5. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    You realise many of the most important people in history(newton?) probably had mental diseases. Also, that the renaissance(the begining of modern western Europe) and individualism were inseperable? I'm somewhat of an extreme elitist myself, however, not half as conformist as you are. I believe everyone should attempt proficiency at everything.
     
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  7. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, unfortunately for them we've discovered computers, now all we need is to remove the week humans and we can build a tech society.
     
  8. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Computers are capable of abstract thought now?
     
  9. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    11. Babies will no longer be kept by the females or males of society, they'll be placed into foster homes and live there with strict protocols, as well as educational systems. We will give them tools to defend, kill, etc.. they won't be losers... those with learning disabilities will be treated kind and not like trash.

    12. Anyone with a serious cognitive disfunction that has no cure will be immediately eliminated, society cannot use these people and thus they serve no purpose, goodbye retards!


    wtf, contradiction?
     
  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Unfortunately what happens if you put an "ordinary guy" and a computer together is that the result is an ordinary guy and a computer.
    A genius like Newton without a computer would still leave that combination standing intellectually.
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Hence my first post in this thread TDI.
    DarksidZz cognition is dysfunctional...
     
  12. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    No, it's perfect logic. We treat those with learning disabilities kind bye eliminating them so they won't suffer living! Also by foster homes I really mean institutions to keep babies and such, everyone works towards unified thinking, no more free thoughts for you

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  13. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    and if i resist? dear god you wont rape me will you

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  14. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    What are you, friggin' lixluke II: The Supra-Stupefied ?

    Here's a good 2 point plan for world improvement:

    1) Smash your computer

    2) Attempt to set world record for inhaling automobile exhaust.
     
  15. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    :roflmao:
     
  16. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    did the homosaurs help you write up this super-plan,


    peace.
     
  17. Roman Banned Banned

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    Step 0. Drink bleach.
     
  18. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Yes!
     
  19. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i thought so, those crafty dino-men are hatching quite the scheme arent they.

    peace.
     
  20. broadandbeaver 'Now I am become Death Registered Senior Member

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    1. Kill darkSidzz

    Perfect world!
     

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