Isles of Sci

Here's me revamping Scivillage.... Welcome to.....

The Isles of Sci

These collections of islands have been unihabitant until we got here, and set up camp near an abandon campsite, with a garden shed full of usual garden shed bitz'npieces, next to a stream.
Let me know what you want to be, and i'll post it here.

Communest Hampster- Drunk Rodent
vslayer-revolutionist
Dreamwalker- Protector of the Seas
Kunax- Ghost
Cosmictraveler- Local Pirate and Scallywag
Path- Anti -NewZealander
Nutty Fish- Halucengennic Fish
Avatar- Paranoid Bunker Inhabitant
Bruce Wayne- Drifter with ALOT of baggage
Roman- Orc
Sexy Blue- Local Sunbaker
Ghost III - Ghost
Logically Unsound- God
Athelwulf- King of the Gods (part time) and cartographer

 

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*puts up large illuminati flag*
"i proclaim that no american shall ever set foot on these lands of intellect"

 

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*comes sailing around with a dragon ship*
Hail Odin, I have found new land to conquer and settle!

 

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Heave too, Pirate ships are making way for land!

 

*puts up large pirate flag*
"I proclaim that no teenagers from new zealand shall ever set foot on these lands of rum, debauchery and the lash"

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***Nukes the Isles of Sci (because I can), then waits for invert_nexus to screw up the space-time continuum again***

 

Joins the sci-islers in the bunker system below the surface.

 

*Flies over with his state-of-the-art multi-dimentional flying Eco system*

Silently I watch as the petty humans below are locked in their petty territorial fights. With sadness, I utter "When shall they learn? ..."

I then press a button and Nuttyfish exists no longer (because I can). With Nuttyfish erased from existence the Isles were never bombarded in the first place.

I then forget all about the Isle-dwellers and move on to another dimension, looking further for intelligent life.

:m:

 

Pirate scum, yield or thou shalt be destroyed by my sword. This islands will prosper in peace, it is under my protection.

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Avast me hearties, we be taking control here so just step aside or walk the plank!

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I won't step aside, I will stay here, as long as you are peaceful you can do what you want.

 

We orcs have long been prosecuted by man, and seek refuge in these here isles, to begin again, following the old ways.

 

Day 1

I walk onto the beach, put my towel out, and watch the pirate ships battle it out, and spend the rest of the day sunbaking and eating pineapple.
Pretty uneventful really.

 

*what does "avast" actually mean? i've never actually figured that out*

Day 1

In Scivillage I was the sole proprietor of a fairly crappy lake. Now I have the ocean to explore. I swim towards the pirate ships and begin to deal out some monumentally motivational speaches about the true moral and ethical values of war...and why there aren't many.

Then I collapse from gunpowder poisoning and rum overdosing...

 

Day 1 con't

mmm, after frying myself into a tan, i walked my sexy blue feet to the garden shed, picked up an axe and started to chop some bamboo to make myself a hut

 

Day 1

CHU had given me a much deserved break from spying on the foolish humans at scivillage, so i came to the islands of Sci for my holiday. From my blimp, I saw pirates and vikings battling it out for control of the island, while Blue was building a hut, and vslayer pledging his allegiance to the illuminati. I saw a barrel of rum washed up on the beach, and floated down there to get pleasantly drunk.

 

Day 1 still con't

I was axing away at the bamboo when i found a large lever stuck into the ground. I found it at the end of the axe however, so the lever had a large scar in it, but hey. It's almost as tall as me therefore it must be important.

Being the type of person who'd push a button when there was a sign above it saying "Danger, end of the world, DO NOT PUSH". I drew a logical conclusion

There is a lever.
Lets pull it.

The earth rumbled.....and Rumbled.... AND RUMBLED.....

 

Day 1
report Spuriousmonkey - outcast


I have landed on the isles of Sci. I noticed immediately that there is rather a lot of rum consumption going on. I therefore make a little secluded hut and set up my Scirum distillery.

When everything is set i go to the beach to catch some sun rays and drink some caipirinhas.

 

Between the many ghosts that lurks around the islands of Sci, one breifly pops in to existance, "dread, humans, hamsters and orcs, what unspeakable horrors are falling upon these once tranquil inlands" the ghost thinks to itself before disapering back into the mist, only to reappear shortly and snatch somebodies pineapple away back to the shadow lands, all unseen.

 

Suddenly, the earth exploded. By a very improbable event the islands of Sci survived the destruction and are now floating through space as a large circular asteroid 3 miles in diameter, the atmosphere and water miraculously still on the asteroid, so it is now, in effetc, a small slice of the earth, a miniature planet.

(Can someone draw a pic of that and post it here? I'm sure it would look cool)