Is this real?! :D

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  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

    Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

    Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

    Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

    Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

    Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

    Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
     
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  3. Non-Logical-Idea-Guy Fat people can't smile. Registered Senior Member

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    major, major lol.

    not only the lighthouse but just the minority of the argument and the fact that they'd rather have armed conflict than change their direction.
     
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  5. ashura the Old Right Registered Senior Member

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  7. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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  8. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    That's gotta be the funniest damn thing I've ever heard, to bad it aint' real!
     

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