I'm wondering if the entire membership of sciforums is just one 14 year old kid sitting at the computer in his bedroom replying to himself (and occasionally me).

no, there is at least one 36 year old kid.

And at least one whining old fart who doesn't exist.

The Matrix has you.

im quite real.

and kickass.

I'm a 21 year old that lacks the ability to communicate in reality.

im a straight up gangsta that dont take no shit from nobody.

WEST MICHIGAN REPRESENT!

WHAT?!

Me: Southside Atlanta.

:(

when are you coming to belgium?

WEST MICHIGAN REPRESENT!


I thought you were from america?

I'm fake.

Synthetic, actually. Mostly synthetic. I'm a cotton-polyster blend.

when are you coming to belgium?

When I have money.

Why don't you have money? I thought you lived in america?

That would be one busy (and pale) kid.

When I have money.
get some. i am tired of hanging out with belgians.

I thought you were from america?
michigan is where all the "cool kids" come from in america.

get some. i am tired of hanging out with belgians.

Try killing them...looks good on your resume if you ever want to work for the government.

i decided not to work at the embassy. i got some "work from home" work.

Look kid! I'm tired of all your multiple personalities!

Selling death and destruction?

who are you talking to, nickelodeon? everyone that has posted here besides you has like 4.

I only have 2.

Selling death and destruction?
and candy. delicious candy.

im listening to michael jackson's "thriller".


CUZ ITS THE THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
and noone's gonna save you from the beast about to strike!!

I'm bad
I'm bad
you know it.

I'm talking to myself.

that is next on the winamp playlist.

I'm talking to myself.
*moonwalks over to you and sets himself on fire*

There's A Place In
Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Love
And This Place Could
Be Much
Brighter Than Tomorrow
And If You Really Try
You'll Find There's No Need
To Cry
In This Place You'll Feel
There's No Hurt Or Sorrow

You use winamp? gosh that is so 1999!

You use winamp? gosh that is so 1999!
winamp rocks my asshole inside out!!

what do you use?

I use beer mainly.

I use beer mainly.
beer good.
windows media player bad.

There are actually only 2 real users here.

Bud is the king of piss...beer i mean.

What's the big supplier of Dutch beer?

There are actually only 2 real users here.
who are the sockpuppets?

What's the big supplier of Dutch beer?
heineken is dutch.

it tastes like farts.

heineken is dutch.

it tastes like farts.


i wish it tastes like farts. It actually tastes like nothing.

I believe it's only I and perplexity posting.

I'm fairly sure no one would have perplexity as a puppet. That guy totally sucks.

Unless of course it's someone who totally sucks who is sucking through perplexity, but I doubt it.

I believe it's only I and perplexity posting.

I'm fairly sure no one would have perplexity as a puppet. That guy totally sucks.

That's the funniest thing I read in a week.

i wish it tastes like farts. It actually tastes like nothing.
KWAK and DUVEL....ROCKIN THE HOUSE!!!!

haha kwak...

I prefer the piss of palm over the piss of duvel though.

I believe it's only I and perplexity posting.

I'm fairly sure no one would have perplexity as a puppet. That guy totally sucks.
perplexity is dennis hopper's sockpuppet.

http://www.sitedecinema.com.br/fotos/Dennis%20hopper%20e%20esposa.jpg
http://www.dpress-media.com/eng/referenzen/update1005/DEUTSCH%20-%20D.%20Hopper2.jpg

haha kwak...

I prefer the piss of palm over the piss of duvel though.
palm is weak.

how can you not like duvel?!!?!?

So you're telling me that the Dutch haven't figured out how to mass produce cheap products of quality?

Good to know America's not alone here.

Because i don't have to get pissfaced in an hour every time.

perplexity is dennis hopper's sockpuppet.

And we are like, totally wes.

*flips hair*

Because i don't have to get pissfaced in an hour every time.
drink slower.
i can only handle 3 or 4 duvels before i should stop drinking for the night.

now, THAT is beer.

So you're telling me that the Dutch haven't figured out how to mass produce cheap products of quality?

Good to know America's not alone here.


Yes, the dutch do know how to mass produce expensive products of low quality. But we don't have to teach you that.

And we are like, totally wes.

*flips hair*
im actually d'ster's sockpuppet.

drink slower.
i can only handle 3 or 4 duvels before i should stop drinking for the night.

now, THAT is beer.

I can't.

I think you are all a figment of James Rs' mind.

I think you are all a figment of James Rs' mind.
james knows better than to create a sockpuppet like me...that would create a workload 5 times as large as what he already has.

I prefer my beer supersized.
http://moggie.deadlysource.com/gallery/mick/4.jpg

is that you in the picture, roman?

The Evil Dead! That was such an awesome film.

is that you in the picture, roman?

Yeah. I'm about 400 Happy Meals more American than you.

FAR more disturbing:

http://moggie.deadlysource.com/gallery/mick/1.jpg

FAR more disturbing:

http://moggie.deadlysource.com/gallery/mick/1.jpg
i should make it my desktop.

Don't you guys remember me?

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/10uggies.jpg

I can't.

I thought the Dutch drank by the meter.

Make it stop....





Dear god I have one painful erection. Too bad I can't see it around all that pizza and cheap ice cream.

I thought the Dutch drank by the meter.

I'm not dutch. I order iso tuoppi.

I'm not dutch. I order iso tuoppi.

Oh sorry, I thought you were a Nederlander.

regardless, he is an unpatriotic bitch.

he doesnt love the stars and stripes the way a REAL nationalist would!

Oh sorry, I thought you were a Nederlander.

dutch are drug traders. i am not.

just a drug taker?

no, he just mules for them.

i have a proper donkey...

would you "bottom" for jesus, spuriousmonkey?

No. I am an atheist and I will not rest before I impose my ridiculous beliefs on all freedomloving patriots of democracy and in particular those heroes of the USA, the greatest nation in the world.

The word is out now. Perplexity is right. I am here to impose my will on all. I will terrorize my victims with arrogant science and 'fuck you's.

Osama Bin Laden is a kind man compared to me.

Baby jesus shivers in his cot.

No. I am an atheist and I will not rest before I impose my ridiculous beliefs on all freedomloving patriots of democracy and in particular those heroes of the USA, the greatest nation in the world.

The word is out now. Perplexity is right. I am here to impose my will on all. I will terrorize my victims with arrogant science and 'fuck you's.

Osama Bin Laden is a kind man compared to me.

Baby jesus shivers in his cot.
you only do this, because i allow you to.

"the only power you have, comes from above."---Haysoose Kristohse

The scary thought for today is that I am not much different in real life than on this forum.

me too. :)

i have been told by just about everyone i know online that i represent myself with an incredible amount of accuracy.

ie: i am an insufferable smartass that craves attention at all times.

most people are pretty similar

http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/david_hasseloff.jpg

i definitely prefer your new gimmick to your old one.

this one makes me chuckle.