If abortion is murder, is masturbation genocide?

Discuss :D



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abortion is indeed murder: abortion is when egg and sperm have already exchanged DNA material and cells started replicating

masturbation is not genocide: masturbation is death of sperm.



masturbation is like cutting your own nails.

No. It's sink or swim.

abortion is indeed murder: abortion is when egg and sperm have already exchanged DNA material and cells started replicating

masturbation is not genocide: masturbation is death of sperm.



masturbation is like cutting your own nails.
I ain't sure bout that.

The sperm is alive, right? And each one of them would be a different person, so...... :bugeye:

I ain't sure bout that.

The sperm is alive, right? And each one of them would be a different person, so...... :bugeye:

So could each ova a woman excretes every month.

I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow?) pregnant. But maybe that's not masturbation.

They are microscopic bacterium which cannot be levelled to that as an entire ''living'' organism... so no...

Anyway, sperm is not 'alive', in fact it serves no useful purpose at all unless it fuses with a woman's egg. It can't even eat kebab.

''I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow) pregnant.''

I am not aware of such a story.

I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow?) pregnant. But maybe that's not masturbation.

You know...it's time you realised that you should um....fuck the bible and what it says.

''I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow) pregnant.''

I am not aware of such a story.

Ah, Genesis 38:9 :D

So could each ova a woman excretes every month.
True! :eek:

''I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow) pregnant.''

I am not aware of such a story.

There is something like that in the old testament but so what? Fuck it it's crap.

Thread: "Are sperm conscious?"

No, no, wait.

"Do sperm have a dream?"

wow .....

if u look at ants they work for the queen right
well we are the queen of our body all our little cell thingys do the work for us
so i do believe they are alive and are concious only for us their queen or king if u like

come on people cheers to our cell thingys hats off to em for woring hard

Ah, Genesis 38:9 :D


To be precise, he lay beside his brothers wife (which means they had sex) - (thus he did not masturbate) - then let his semen fall to the floor - (so in other words, he moved out of her upon ejaculation)....


Nothing about a good old wank here?

:shrug:

I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow?) pregnant. But maybe that's not masturbation.

and that's why I said that.

I do apologize. That part escaped me. :)

Draqon, my funny little friend... that was fuckinnnnn classic...

''masturbation is like cutting your own nails.''

heehee

Anyway, sperm is not 'alive', in fact it serves no useful purpose at all unless it fuses with a woman's egg. It can't even eat kebab.
I beg to differ....

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Masterbation... a necessary evil.

~String

I second that.

is masturbation genocide?


Probably not. There aren't a finite number of sperm to wipe out---- the testes continue to make new soldiers indefinitely.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

Whatever, man! :D

If abortion is murder, is masturbation genocide?

Discuss :D


I can hear the screams of millions of sperm, put me back in, put me back in! :D

I could have sworn there was a story in the bible about god punishing a man for spilling his seed instead of getting his wife (his brother's widow?) pregnant. But maybe that's not masturbation.
Yes. his name was Onan. He was supposed to (under tribal law) impregnate his brother's widow. The resulting child would then be considered to be his brother's son and the rightful heir to his property. Onan didn't like the idea and engaged in coitus interruptus (he pulled out) and spilled his seed on the ground.
And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him.
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
-- Genesis 38: 7-10 (KJV)
This story is seen as condemning masturbation and some people even call masturbation Onanism. But I always read it as him not fulfilling his obligation.

abortion is not wrong and masturbation is not wrong i'm pro choice and pro masturbation go at it all you want for all i care

that's not what the thread is about

masterbation a great way to pass time

It's not genocide, because you aren't going around jerking everyone off..Then it would be genocide.

If male masturbation is genocide then so is the real thing. Only one sperm makes it and even that's not guaranteed. How about the millions that don't get there? If God didn't want us to kill sperm then He shouldn't have had men produce more than one at a time.

Am I the only one who has that Monty Python song running through their head: "Every sperm is sacred...every sperm is sacred!" :)

Am I the only one who has that Monty Python song running through their head: "Every sperm is sacred...every sperm is sacred!" :)


every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate

that's from memory. I loved that movie

Millions of sperm are generated and killed off every minute of the day.
Thousands of people day a day.
Is life genocide?
In my honest opinion masturbation is not genocide... Its like saying shaving your hair is genocide. Yes indeed Abortion is murder.
But that is after the sperm and the egg have made a fetus which has a BRAIN!
Sperm don't live.
They are a collection of cells up until they reach an egg.


-Klingy "He's back"

Probably not. There aren't a finite number of sperm to wipe out---- the testes continue to make new soldiers indefinitely.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

what happens if we run out of vespene gas?

If all goes well in reproduction, one sperm is used and the other millions die. In masturbation, just one more sperm dies.

So what 'race' are you killing ? Sperm cells have only half a genome, they are not viable creatures.

*masturbates*

oh noes*...ur killing mutant life-lacking creatures when you masturbate...with that half genome they are mutants that never got a chance to live.

I'm a girl. I already killed my half mutant creature this month, so I can masturbate with impunity, heheh.

well I do it 3 times a day...and frankly would have done it more if time allowed.

masterbation a great way to pass time
Yep, a whole 2-5 minutes of time, at a time. :p

60 minutes is, um, better.

No.... 60 minutes is for sex.... :D

Hey, that's how long I last those days... :shrug:
It's exhausting...! :D