View Full Version : Is Google God - Can It Become God?


darksidZz
04-09-07, 03:17 PM
It's a poll interspersed with my opinions on what Google.com & God are.

I declare that Google.com will someday be the most complete source of information in the universe, I also say to you all that it will achieve consciousness sometime in the near future. I therefore ask, could it be that Google.com will become what we all term God? Or is God something that's always existed... is it possible that by our very belief in God we're creating him in the form of Google.com?

If Google.com ever comes to a point it can intelligently seek out answers to your questions, finding only information pertaining to your request, would that not be considered God? Couldn't it answer everything and anything you asked? Isn't that similar to a miracle?

Will Google.com replace God or was God always Google.com?

orcot
04-09-07, 03:23 PM
If google ever become intilligent and started wondering what people want and decides to chear this with the world then it would be deleted in a matter of hours while days of debate would follow to convince people that the internet wreally is used for something useful
... wow 3 more post until 1000

redarmy11
04-09-07, 03:26 PM
The terms Google and God are interchangeable. They are two yet, confusingly, one. You are not expected to comprehend this.

Zardozi
04-09-07, 03:42 PM
Has anyone googled "female Brain" images? thats close to God :)

The Devil Inside
04-09-07, 04:11 PM
this thread is stupid.

one_raven
04-09-07, 04:17 PM
I declare that Google.com will someday be the most complete source of information in the universe, I also say to you all that it will achieve consciousness sometime in the near future.
You can declare that you impregnated the Pope, that doesn't mean shit either.

I therefore ask, could it be that Google.com will become what we all term God?
No.

is it possible that by our very belief in God we're creating him in the form of Google.com?
No.

If Google.com ever comes to a point it can intelligently seek out answers to your questions, finding only information pertaining to your request, would that not be considered God?
No, it would not.

Couldn't it answer everything and anything you asked?
No.

Isn't that similar to a miracle?
No.

Will Google.com replace God or was God always Google.com?
Neither.

nicholas1M7
04-09-07, 04:28 PM
You can declare that you impregnated the Pope, that doesn't mean shit either.


No.

Why?

No.

Why?

No, it would not.

Why?

No.

Why?

No.

Why?

Neither.

Okay.

nicholas1M7
04-09-07, 04:30 PM
It's a poll interspersed with my opinions on what Google.com & God are.

I declare that Google.com will someday be the most complete source of information in the universe, I also say to you all that it will achieve consciousness sometime in the near future. I therefore ask, could it be that Google.com will become what we all term God? Or is God something that's always existed... is it possible that by our very belief in God we're creating him in the form of Google.com?

If Google.com ever comes to a point it can intelligently seek out answers to your questions, finding only information pertaining to your request, would that not be considered God? Couldn't it answer everything and anything you asked? Isn't that similar to a miracle?

Will Google.com replace God or was God always Google.com?

Get thee to a nunery!

Killjoy
04-09-07, 07:00 PM
It's a poll interspersed with my opinions on what Google.com & God are.

I declare that Google.com will someday be the most complete source of information in the universe, I also say to you all that it will achieve consciousness sometime in the near future. I therefore ask, could it be that Google.com will become what we all term God? Or is God something that's always existed... is it possible that by our very belief in God we're creating him in the form of Google.com?

If Google.com ever comes to a point it can intelligently seek out answers to your questions, finding only information pertaining to your request, would that not be considered God? Couldn't it answer everything and anything you asked? Isn't that similar to a miracle?

Will Google.com replace God or was God always Google.com?

Hilarious !

It's God all right !

'Til somebody pulls the plug !

§outh§tar
04-09-07, 08:11 PM
This has got to be the fucking stupidest thread I've seen. ALL DAY.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 08:15 PM
This has got to be the fucking stupidest thread I've seen. ALL DAY.

Where the devil were you when we were trying to put an end to his shenanigans ?

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=64580

§outh§tar
04-09-07, 09:26 PM
Oh god. You mean this twat is sderenzi? I haven't been around often of late. Why was he not banned? I say he rigged the vote. I mean.. this has seriously got to be the stupidest question I've heard in a long time.

draqon
04-09-07, 09:28 PM
nothing in this universe is all knowing, as all knowing would mean having a quality of perfection, there is no such thing as perfection.

Absane
04-09-07, 10:14 PM
Sorry darksidZz, but I am sending this one to the cesspool.

draqon
04-09-07, 10:25 PM
Sorry darksidZz, but I am sending this one to the cesspool.

so we all will end up in cesspool, until the dust settles upon the cold planet Earth ground.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 10:26 PM
Sorry darksidZz, but I am sending this one to the cesspool.

Too Goddam funny !

I mean - I'm not really complaining - but this you see as trashable, but the nose up the reeking broad's ass thing you "gave a pass" !

LOL !!!!
:D :D :D

draqon
04-09-07, 10:31 PM
Too Goddam funny !

I mean - I'm not really complaining - but this you see as trashable, but the nose up the reeking broad's ass thing you "gave a pass" !

LOL !!!!
:D :D :D

A pity. We choose to keep the eyes blind to that which we choose not to see and that which suits us. Making the individualization of persona even more significant.

maxzuk
04-09-07, 10:32 PM
"666" comes to mind more than "GOD'.

draqon
04-09-07, 10:33 PM
"666" comes to mind more than "GOD'.

both have no meaning.
both are nothing but words and numbers.

No God
No Heaven
No Satan
No Hell

Just us and this universe.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 10:37 PM
A pity. We choose to keep the eyes blind to that which we choose not to see and that which suits us. Making the individualization of persona even more significant.

Them drugs 're gunna ketch up with ye, Bubba...

draqon
04-09-07, 10:38 PM
Them drugs 're gunna ketch up with ye, Bubba...

As I said earlier, sometime in the not so long eternally now silent past, I take no drugs.

Absane
04-09-07, 10:42 PM
Too Goddam funny !

I mean - I'm not really complaining - but this you see as trashable, but the nose up the reeking broad's ass thing you "gave a pass" !

LOL !!!!
:D :D :D

I forgot about that thread. Hrm. I'll look at it. But I am contemplating the idea that I will go Nazi in FT for a while.. just for fun and to do what I know needs to be done. I say, fuck the people that bitch. I want to cater to the people that actually post something above the level of pure shit every so often.

Absane
04-09-07, 10:44 PM
Oh yes..this thread (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=65096). I locked it soon after I said I would leave it up. For some reason I did not move it to the cesspool. Now I did.

I'm a fucking hypocrite.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:00 PM
I forgot about that thread. Hrm. I'll look at it. But I am contemplating the idea that I will go Nazi in FT for a while.. just for fun and to do what I know needs to be done. I say, fuck the people that bitch. I want to cater to the people that actually post something above the level of pure shit every so often.

You should quit instead.
Seemingly whimsical inconsistency is half the reason the moderation of these environs is regarded as worse than useless.

Absane
04-09-07, 11:01 PM
You should quit instead.
Seemingly whimsical inconsistency is half the reason the moderation of these environs is regarded as worse than useless.

What we need are rules... I do not recall ever seeing a list.

draqon
04-09-07, 11:06 PM
What we need are rules... I do not recall ever seeing a list.

Bible lists them all.

Absane
04-09-07, 11:09 PM
Bible lists them all.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/biblewarning.jpg

draqon
04-09-07, 11:10 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/biblewarning.jpg

that sticker is not Part of the Bible.

Absane
04-09-07, 11:18 PM
that sticker is not Part of the Bible.

Your keyboard is still broke?

draqon
04-09-07, 11:19 PM
Your keyboard is still broke?

as always. ctrl-c and ctrl-v all the time. this is a laPtoP.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:20 PM
What we need are rules... I do not recall ever seeing a list.

There's supposedly some sort of list of rules of conduct or something somewhere...

Shouldn't you apparatchiks know about that ?
LoL

Absane
04-09-07, 11:29 PM
There's supposedly some sort of list of rules of conduct or something somewhere...

Shouldn't you apparatchiks know about that ?
LoL

Hell man... I heard about this 3 days before begining of time. I still haven't seen a list. I'll probably just make it easy on everyone else and rip some rules from another forum and tell everyone to abide by them.

Better yet.. why don't we ask Cool Skill for some rules?

draqon
04-09-07, 11:32 PM
Hell man... I heard about this 3 days before begining of time. I still haven't seen a list. I'll probably just make it easy on everyone else and rip some rules from another forum and tell everyone to abide by them.


http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=62243&highlight=rules

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:33 PM
Better yet.. why don't we ask Cool Skill for some rules?

The only rule that applies to him is Rule 303.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:39 PM
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=62243&highlight=rules

Those aren't the real rules, that's just some tartufrery cobbled together by coco-kooks.

draqon
04-09-07, 11:41 PM
Those aren't the real rules, that's just some tartufrery cobbled together by coco-kooks.

than no rules are real.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:51 PM
Worse yet, I friggin mis-spelled tartuffery !

draqon
04-09-07, 11:52 PM
Worse yet, I friggin mis-spelled tartuffery !

Does it matter, really? In hundred years or so, all this will be gone. forever.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:53 PM
Te Devil's in the details...

draqon
04-09-07, 11:54 PM
Te Devil's in the details...

all but ash in the end.

Killjoy
04-09-07, 11:55 PM
You should eat more vegetables...

Celery, for instance.

They say it's a natural "upper".

draqon
04-09-07, 11:56 PM
You should eat more vegetables...

Celery, for instance.

They say it's a natural "upper".

magnesium. I know. You are right on the target.

Ill go downstairs now and eat some :)