Iraqi Official Suggests a Duel

Discussion in 'World Events' started by goofyfish, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Bush’s likely reply: “I accept your challenge. As the one who has been challenged, I choose ICBM’s @ 10,000 miles.” I personally recommend clown costumes. Makeup, big floppy feet, ruffles, rubber noses, and baseball bats. Put it on Pay-Per-View.

    [Mills Lane impression]    Lets get it on!    [/Mills Lane impression]
    They always shoot back, Ari.

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    Peace.

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    Youth is the first victim of war - the first fruit of peace.
    It takes 20 years or more of peace to make a man;
    it takes only 20 seconds of war to destroy him.
    • -- King Boudewijn I, King of Belgium (1934-1993)
     
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  3. John MacNeil Registered Senior Member

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    The challenge to a duel seems like a fitting resolution to the current farce. If the trash that are so eager to start a war actually had to go and physically fight it, then there would be peace in the world in short order. But, as everyone knows, those who start wars are always too cowardly to step onto the field of battle.
     
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  5. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Uuuuh..... wrong century.
     
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  7. Prosoothus Registered Senior Member

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    Duel?? Sounds to me like a win-win situation.

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    Tom
     
  8. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    If they shot each other and the bullet ricocheyed, hit cheney, then hit Trent Lott and his lackeys then the world would be a much better place.

    BTW, anyone here want to join my movement to have Trent Lott gangraped by Iraqis? Come on, you know you do. This guy's just ASKING for it!!
     
  9. Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    I don't even know who Trent Lott is. So yeah, why not
     
  10. Prosoothus Registered Senior Member

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    Pollux V,

    To do that, you would need a "magic" bullet. You know, one of those that were used to kill Kennedy.

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    Tom
     
  11. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    And once more, Frankie Goes To Hollywood's - Two Tribes, in the background (on high volume of course) would make it a fine fight.

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    No artificial weapons allowed, only hands and feet. Nice and clean...

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  12. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    I.Q tests at 50 paces

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  13. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    lol...

    This is in fact a good idea. Why not bring along all Republicans who are part of a state government or higher? After all, it's OBVIOUSLY safer than leaving them back at home... I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Saddam's snipers jump out of nowhere and load bullets into the crowd? Hmm...

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  14. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    [googlieyed kid] yeah, maybe...maybe a COMET would come down and kill em all....the iraqi leaders...the oil supporters...and..and the republicans too![/googlieyed kid]
     
  15. VAKEMP Registered Senior Member

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    So, this is how the liberals think?
    "War is bad, but it's ok to kill those who don't agree with us."
    Hypocrites!

    Funny how most of the people that have posted here have opposed my views in one forum or another.

    You should all be lucky you have republicans leading you, to protect you from your own stupidity.
     
  16. Prosoothus Registered Senior Member

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    VAKEMP,

    The republicans can't even protect us from their own stupidity.

    Tom
     
  17. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    Vakemp, these are jokes, nobody that posted here really thinks it's OK to kill Republicans because they disagree with us.
     
  18. sjmarsha Registered Senior Member

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    Good idea this duel thing.. perhaps they could both kill each other (bush and hussein) and we really would get back to a stable world.
     
  19. Unregistered The Original Conservative Registered Senior Member

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    Hahahaha

    I find all your stupid debates meaningless...

    You don't judge a person by whether they are a republican or democrat. The concept of parties are stupid. Stay away. Never compromise what you believe in to fit in a category.

    And anyway....

    Liberals maniplate to keep the bottom on the bottom, so they can have followers who think they're actually getting something (i.e. Lyndon Johnson's "Greater Society"--$6 trillion dollars--actually made the poor poorer How sick is that?

    Conservatives manipulate for themselves. They're greedy, arrogant, and sucess oriented. They are more open about them manipulating people, however they are war-hawks who would exchange dead corpses for dollar bills.

    Either way you lose. Why support one even though they hurt you, either way? Neither are for your best interests. Trusting any politician is a lie. Liberals manipulate for power and conservatives for money. Both corrupt them,if they aren't corrupted already.

    Don't worry about being young and naive, and blindy believeing in something that in the end hurts you. Politics hurt you.
     
  20. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    Being a liberal does not make you a politician, nor does being a conservative.

    Go get a few more years of political understanding under your belt and come back to discuss things seriously when you're 16.
     
  21. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    Unregistered, most of this thread was fucking jokes.

    FUCKING DUH!

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  22. Unregistered The Original Conservative Registered Senior Member

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    Uh last time I checked pal we were both 12....

    And im not the one who said my IQ was 190....

    Im not going to argue against political understanding. Politics is not for the people, its for a few select people. In the end, you'll realize that you're only being manipulated...just because you are naive about politics and how it doesnt work.

    Fucking Duh
     
  23. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    All fruits are apples.

    That's it...

    Oh, and I'm 13. That was supposed to be a joke

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    And please link me to where I declared my IQ as 190.
     

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