Got in the email today.... INVESTMENT ADVICE > > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. > With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. > With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. > If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. > > Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
