A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml)

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Teaser last line:Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Goat survived by kid... and human husband (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=4NMAZV1CIPTLNQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQ UIV0?xml=/news/2007/05/04/wrat104.xml)

The subject of one of the BBC's most popular online news stories, a Sudanese goat who was "married" to a man found having sex with her, has died.

Rose, the black and white goat, became an internet phenomenon after her owner discovered the man, Charles Tombe, copulating with the animal in February last year.

Local elders in the South Sudan capital, Juba, forced Mr Tombe to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars (£25) to the goat's owner and wed her as punishment.
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They also named the goat Rose.

Doctors battle to save 'human pin-cushion' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=4NMAZV1CIPTLNQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQ UIV0?xml=/news/2007/10/25/wpin125.xml)

Doctors in China have saved the life of a woman who had 26 pins and needles inserted into her body when she was a child in an apparent attempt to change her sex to a boy.

The objects were discovered when the 29-year-old woman, named in local papers as Luo Cuifen, went to hospital for a check-up after she started experiencing blood in her urine.


:shrug:

Fair enough.

pfft
sam baby

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nothing to it

thanks to you tho, with this topic, i am forced to download this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157204/)

:spank:

inhuman sexuality implies inter-species
that is, if one accepts the topic title as a valid construct

:spank:


baby you started it
logical conclusions
thats all

:bawl:

do you know that i am smarter than you?
shall i focus?
on you?

Hmm, is it against some law to have sex with a bicycle? Or a hole in the pavement? What kind of law is that, anyway?

Geez, all these damned laws are infringing on a man's natural desire to stick his dick into holes. that's just not fair.

Humans suck, but I didn't know it was against the law.

Baron Max

Doctors battle to save 'human pin-cushion' (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=4NMAZV1CIPTLNQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQ UIV0?xml=/news/2007/10/25/wpin125.xml)




:shrug:

How was that supposed to change her sex?

Humans suck, but I didn't know it was against the law.



This was a very funny sentence.

As a teenager a cousin I was visiting showed me one of his films on bestiality thinking I would like it. I didn't. A workmate also had an unhealthy interest in animal's backsides.

One guy in a nearby plant was caught by the police having sex with a horse. Having no choice, he went back to work there with everyone knowing it. Not quite as funny as the Asian guy taken to hospital with a broom handle stuck up his backside.

On a boring day at work, we did speculate as to how humans in Africa had caught AIDS from monkeys.

The guy who rooted the bike, well, what could he do? He was bisexual!

The guy who rooted the pavement....???... fuck.. I've got nothin'...maybe he was looking for a more solid relationship...something more concrete!

Goats are fair game!

The pincushion thing? Well, echinodermata have their own inate appeal. He/she was just acting on his/her primal sexual urchins.

If the bike consented I don't see what the problem was.

to each's own

A bike is an inantimate object just like, dare I say a....vibrator? Dildo? Anal beads?
I'm just sayin'.