If you were a tyrant!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Defined as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyranny

    Me, I'd tear down all the crap housing and smooth it out nice and pretty so we had fields again where people can play. Then I'd either 1. jetison homeless into swampland or 2. build a huge homeless and retard shelter then neutron bomb it. Having saved humanity from such wastes I would then proceed to plow down the remaining junk left-over ie. houses that takes space up but surely aren't castles (why would we want anything but cool ass castles).

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    but also I'd like to see all houses as the sculpted kind, you know they're not expensive and look amazing

    http://www.dirtcheapbuilder.com/hanhous.html but anyway I saw something on discovery where this place sculpts houses for you that are like palaces and at it's not to exp.

    Grrrr

    Then I'd remove all motor vehicles in favour of smaller villages where mating can be easily gotten for lack of supply nearby. Long story short but this is my tyranny which is really more like a poem if you think about it's beauty-ful potential. how about yours?
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    I would enforce social reforms and socially oriented structure in the world. Meaning people go not to companies like McDonalds to eat food or restaurants, but to cafeterias. They use and share rides. Basically socialistic government to the extreme.
     
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  5. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    The last line in the OP got me.
     
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  7. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    There is no "extreme" in socialism, because socialism IS extreme.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    seriously if you got a motor vehicle you can get sex easy, got no motor vehicle than no sex. Its been tested. I agree with OP.
     
  9. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    No more than capitalism.
     
  10. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    So wrong...

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    But that's beside the point.
     
  11. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    Sure.
     
  12. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I declare The Most Grand High Crusade against every nation in the world on Day One of my Divinely Ordained Rule...

    All are anathema to The Sacred State...

    They will not be asked to submit, but are condemned to death as enemies of The Most Grand High Prebendary Chamber of the Revolutionary Council of the Ministry of Joy...

    I'll press-gang them homeless bastids into drug-crazed berserker shock-armies, then air-drop 'em into the enemy heartlands with the mission to Kill, Confiscate or Destroy...

    I'll institute compulsory military service and send the resulting Super-Legions fanning out across the world to Blast, Burn, and Devastate...

    My Naval Armadas shall sink any vessel which dares take to the seas, and hunt them to their harbors, the better to destroy them...

    My Air Forces will brook no traffic in the skies but the grim Angels of the Most High Crusade...

    Ain't buildin' no castles... ...people not serving in the Legions shall live in underground factory complex bunkers, and carry out the production of Armies, Armadas, and Air-Fleets of state of the art War-Bots which will in turn carry the Glorious Destruction of the Most High Crusade to every single solitary corner of whatever shoddy coalition of miserable degenerate states the world presumes to cobble together to gainstay my master plan to pave and plate over every last square inch of land on the globe with vast slabs of concrete and immense plates of steel...

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    ...or ...


    ...just let everything rot away under the nominal rule of a vast and thoroughly corrupt bureaucracy whilst I blow all the money in the national treasury on booze, dope, hotties, palaces, & junkets until the place goes bankrupt, then flee (with my emergency stash of embezzled funds) to Switzerland...


    ...or Swaziland...


    ...or Vanuatu...
     
  13. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    enforce the use of generic drugs above the more expensive drugs.
    Make sigarets more expensive.
    Make the law more transparant make the constitution more simple but force the population to know it.
    Make basic economy, first aid and politics mandatory in school.

    Stop child support incomes afther 2 children (in the hope it can lower the population)
    Make it harder to immigrate

    Abandone the military sell all assets and hire UN forces for military tasks with only some small elite troops.
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    And no one comments on this ? I feel special..

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  15. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    I'd enforce state-wide testing for various strengths and weaknesses. Then, I'd kill everyone, excluding 1/12 of the farmers, 1/12 of the most most physically fit people(not including the farmers), 1/12 of doctors(not including the farmers and fit), and 1/12of the most intelligent people(excluding those who were drafted into the other groups). Oh, and I would keep everyone in the military alive so that they could kill the others, and of course I would keep an equal amount of men and women alive and a sufficient amount of young people who could bring forth the next generation. After that, I would start training camps for children where they would learn academics 5 days a week, and work on developing their physical talents 2 of those 5 days also. Art would also be stressed. I would try to keep the economy stable, but eventually I would impose high tariffs on imports and move toward a socialist model. I would require a community meeting for each neighborhood once a week, and promote a culture based upon family(not the parts of their family that get killed of course) and excellence in all things. I wouldn't mind if I was hated for all the people I killed, as long as everything went off without a hitch.
     
  16. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Thankfully you will never be in charge of anything like a country so we won't have to worry about your ideas becoming reality. Since the wealthy seem to want everything for themselves they are in a minority because most of the humans living on the Earth live with bare necessities or none at all. Only in developed countries is there some equalization of those that have and those who have little or nothing. Without shared responsibilities that the wealthy need to remember they won't be in a good financial way for very long for it is the middle class that make an economy work the best.

    The environment is a very important thing to keep in mind when building anything today and everything should be built in a more "green" way if possible. Although those castles look interesting, they really weren't built very well for air circulation, sanitation , water distribution, location and costs as well as many other things.

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  17. John99 Banned Banned

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    i would never be a tyrant so there is no point in my input. 'cause that will never happen.
     
  18. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Can we improve on castles design

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    I really wanna see;'m all over the world and made into castle cities

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  19. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah...

    By putting 'em underground.

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  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    OMG you just gave me an artsy idea! Imagine stolactites hanging inside a huge gruesome cave...now instead of the stolactites hanging from inside the cave, its a whole gigantic castle upside down...and it is hanging above flowing lava.

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  21. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    Woah! Better yet, it can mirror a normal castle built just above it! Make a great setting for a novel, the whole good-and-evil type thing... (somebody run with it, then send me a fat check if you wouldn't mind, that'd be sweet, thanx!

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    ).
     
  22. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Today castles just aren't that needed any longer. Few people would want one for the upkeep alone would be very high. You seem to be one of the few who want to have one but once you understand the costs to build, maintain and insure would make you think twice before building one. Castles were needed, or so the aristocracy thought, back in the old days.

    as far as castle cities, just look at the large cities today. The buildings, from a distance, look like one big castle in a way.
     
  23. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    you're no fun...

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