If you were Emperor of The World for a day...

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  1. Ivan Seeking Registered Senior Member

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    If you could be Emperor of The World [ETW] for a day, and you could make 5 declarations of world law that could never be changed, and your power was otherwise politically unlimited, what five major declarations of law would you make?

    A declaration of law can only be one properly structured sentence that addresses one key subject. For example, you can pass a law against war, but not against war and terrorism as one declaration. Also, how you might ensure that war is avoided would constitute a second declaration. For example: For a period of five years, no country shall buy, sell, or trade goods with any country that attacks another.
     
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  3. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    im not in an apocolyptic or homicidal mood today, so il spare them the armagedon.

    1. No child under the age of 8 years old shall be aloud outside of its parents/legill gaurdians place of residance unless it has proper identification, is acompanied by its parent/legal gaurdian, and its parent/legale gaurdian has a permit to do so.

    2. exactly one percent (1%) of all preservable food produced by farms, manufacturers, bussneses, etc making more than $1,000,00 a year, shall be preserved and added to an emergency food ration.

    3. exactly five years from the date of this proclomation any and all persons wieghing more than 275 pounds shall be painlessly executioned, cooked, and added to the worlds emergency food rations.

    all ic an think of for now.
     
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  5. Carnuth i dont Registered Senior Member

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    i would release my colonies

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  7. Ozymandias Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    Some rule that allows me to remain in power until I die...that'd be one of 'em. I'll get back to you 'bout the other 4.
     
  8. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Isn't terrorism a form of war?

    Isn't the first one enough for that? I mean its sole purpose is to aviod war so why make another one....if wars still persist than the first one isn't exactly working is it?...that conflicts with... "your power was otherwise politically unlimited"


    ...well i do suppose illegal acts do happen even though laws are placed against them.


    Here I go

    1) All supermodels above the age of 20 report to my private chambers.

    2)All dictatorships will be under strict observation from my bureau.

    3)Insurance companies will also be under strict observation from my bureau.

    4)Italian automakers are obligated to ensure one model of each past and future cars for the benevolent world leader (me).

    5)World peace

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  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I would educate everyone free! I then would make a great health care system for everyone.Freedom of travel for everyone would be third. I think that a free enterprise system shoud be established for all. I also think that a world court system to prosecute those that do harm to their citizens on purpose should be tried.

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  10. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    Augh... hard to think about that..... guess what, being a leader is tough afterall...
     
  11. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    I would send everyone to heaven. That would end all the fighting once and for all, and we would all recognize each other as brothers and sisters, etc. Shortly, end of the headache.
     
  12. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    4. all killing of human beings is legal.

    5. breaking of any of the previusly mentioned laws must be punished by death.
     
  13. Zero Banned Banned

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    1. I shall henceforth be known as Big Brother.
    2. No human beings shall have any god before me.
    3. Everything that has happened before any given moment, and everything that is shall described by the Ministry, and that is what actually happened.
    4. No human beings shall have any thoughts that go against the majority opinion.
    5. All enemies of Big Brother are to be converted to his worshippers before being killed.
     
  14. certified psycho Beware of the Shockie Monkey Registered Senior Member

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    seeks revenge against the people who made human kind a living nightmare
     
  15. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    1) Set in motion a long term money equalizer, in which the rich gradually reduce their salaries as the poor and middle classes increase theirs. This is a worldwide plan.

    2) All loans by the IMF/WTO are to be declared void and all further loans issued will include a clause to keep interest rates from increasing on new loans.

    3) In order to put the citizens of third world nations back to work, large construction and modernization projects will be undertaken throughout the world in order to build a stable worldwide economy.

    4) Henceforth, one third of all money spent on the military will have to be spent on public education.

    5) The world will be turned into a giant radio reciever by placing special antennas on each and every household. These antennas will feed their data directly to SETI, which will be given abundant permanent monetary assets. I heard about this plan somewhere...
     

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