Go ahead. Splurge. What would you want in your custom fit religion?

Go ahead. Splurge. What would you want in your custom fit religion?


Belief that all others are right and I'm wrong.

That's a rather wimpy religion. But if you like it . . . .

This way people will come to my new way because no other people will dislike them and they will enjoy all others.

Of course others will dislike them. This is like Paris being told to choose which of the three goddesses is most beautiful. They'll make him choose, or all three will hate him.

If you could make up your own religion, what would it have in it?
Lots of women! OH YEAH!!!!
*dancing*

If you could make up your own religion, what would it have in it?
Lots of women! OH YEAH!!!!
*dancing*

A religion for lesbians...hmmmm, never thought of that.

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Go ahead. Splurge. What would you want in your custom fit religion?
I would call it the Church of Chance, and the form of worship practiced would be gambling of every sort, celebrating the prime motive force in the universe.
:D

Roll them bones, baby... daddy's a Believer !
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:itold:
A religion of animators ?

Killjoy...

Read the Dice Man :D (pm me if you want a summary)

One hell of a book - and it actually became quite a cult thing back in the day. I even explained the process once to some religious folk that had stopped me on the street. They claimed it was the devils work, but then that's christians for you.

Create a religion? Sorry, I'm pro-life.

I'm off to the beach, w00T!

Mine is already here...we have Churches...we call 'em stripclubs!

Except of course if it was a proper religion all stripping would have to be done in aid of Charity. And attending every Sunday sounds a bit meagre... better make it a long weekend Friday to Monday, and we'll throw in a Wednesday sermon from the Podium for those particularly devout followers...

I like your religion, Benauld.....


Count me in! :D

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M*W: I talked to a priest about joining the Holy Mother of Ecstacy Church, but he suggested I might find a higher religious experience at The United Crystal Church of Methamphetamine.










(Just a joke!)

(Just a joke!)
Really!?!? :o


;)

I guess when you post at sciforums you have to let members know it is a joke.... :rolleyes:

Well, if there must be a creator deity I would start with one who liked people...as opposed to the Genesis ideal, where Yahweh rebels against his creation...with thunderous wrath!

My religion would be all about attaining the highest point of enjoyment...

How about a whole bunch of goddesses with eternal PMS. That should be worse then the "Yahweh" people created..... :D

My religion would be all about attaining the highest point of enjoyment...
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M*W: That's called "hedonism."

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M*W: That's called "hedonism."

Nah, I don't mean it like Hedonism....Hedonism isn't eternal, hedonism is based off material pleasure and enjoyment which is only temporary and since it's temporary it causes suffering when the environment changes, it also doesn't solve anything, you can still become agitated, angry, fearful, etc....my religion would be all about acheiving eternal enjoyment, pleasure, happiness, etc....which can only come by the destruction of the defiling impulses which cause us fear, anger, sorrow, etc, all problems only exist within you as feelings...I think it's much closer to Buddhism, it's however not emphasized that much although mentioned many times by Gautama Buddha...

For instance when asked by Gautama Buddha who has more pleasure the king who has all material opulences, or himself, Gautama Buddha said himself because he has a higher degree of unalloyed pleasure...

"'Now, I — without moving my body, without uttering a word, can dwell sensitive to unalloyed pleasure for a day and a night... for two days & nights... for three... four... five... six... seven days & nights. So what do you think: That being the case, who dwells in greater pleasure: King Seniya Bimbisara of Magadha or me?'

"'That being the case, venerable Gotama dwells in greater pleasure than King Seniya Bimbisara of Magadha.'" (Cula-dukkhakkhandha Sutta)

Openly allowed to have sex with children.

Edit: Oops thats Catholicism.

Free Sprinkles with all Ice Creams then.

My religion would be all about attaining the highest point of enjoyment...

Better join up, then, my dear Bozotsky...

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Speak clearly, the Most Grand High Prebendary is list'nin'...
;)

Better join up, then, my dear Bozotsky...

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Speak clearly, the Most Grand High Prebendary is list'nin'...
;)

Your joy does not seem as high as the joy I'm talking about, which is the most extreme form of pleasure imaginable, in fact most never experience it

Reincarnation, all is one and one is all *accept and treat equally as oneself, seek your own path, life is struggle, acceptance of life as struggle is the path to ascension, life is what you make of it.

That's all nice dragon, but it's not funny! :D

1.the religion of satan where i can yank the virgin nuns outta the nunnery and umm.... u know wat
2.where what the individual does is right
3.walking naked on the road compulsary on a particular day

Go ahead. Splurge. What would you want in your custom fit religion?
No clear set theology; rather a set idea of naturalist metaphysics.
Morality would be centred around tolerance and self-responsibility.

Heck, I already have my own religion.

http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Myuu

You're all welcome to join. Even if I've insulted you.

Heck: especially if I've insulted you.

Possibly some kind of death cult.

Possibly some kind of death cult.

The leaders would have trouble passing on their secrets.

I would call it the Church of Chance, and the form of worship practiced would be gambling of every sort, celebrating the prime motive force in the universe.
:D

Roll them bones, baby... daddy's a Believer !


There's a Phillip K. Dick novel (I forget which one), in which the ultimate function of government has become the running of a lottery whereby all wealth gets redistributed randomly. I could see something similar in a religous organization.

I think my religion would involve subservience to me as well as regular and ample donations.

I would make the religion of the church of The sparrow, The duke, and pikey, we would base our moral beliefs on characters from my favorite movies ...boondock saints, Fear and loathing, snatch, our commandments would be called "the fucken rules man the rules" they would be as follows
1. do not talk about this religion
2 do not talk about this religion!
2. the rum shall never be gone
4. Dont stop in bat country
5. everyone shall be an irish pirate
6 ereone shoul liek degs
7 If someone should piss you off...feed em to the pigs
8 if its your first sermon...you have to pray

Or I could just make a giant hypocricy based on fear and greed ......but then I would just be a copycat =p

I worship the Gulf Stream Tunnels that will save our planet and it's fossils.
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Beer.

Naked Ladies

Beer.

Naked Ladies

I reiterate:

http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Myuu

Come to the light, brothers. Official Friend of the Faith now only $18.99!

I reiterate:

http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Myuu

Come to the light, brothers. Official Friend of the Faith now only $18.99!

the only thing you need now is a country!

I know, I know.

Is Holland for sale?

I know, I know.

Is Holland for sale?

I'll bet they give you money to take that dump.

If you could make up your own religion, what would it have in it?
Crusades.

I have already conditioned my God. My God cannot be omnipotant. He/She can be very powerful, most powerful of all, but not omnipotant.
My God is not bound by human desires, neither is He/She concerned with sexual desire or for what we eat, or for what we might wear.
My God only wants to be recognized.